Kourtney Kardashian has two children and a really annoying baby daddy. She's probably the best known Kardashian sister.

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Kourtney Kardashian will not be marrying Scott Disick any time soon.

But the reality star will be turning 35 years old... today, in fact!!!

Likely the least annoying of all Kardashian-Jenner sisters, Kourtney mostly makes valiant attempts stay out of the spotlight. She rarely posts bikini-based selfies, she's never banged Ray J on video and she has two very cute kids.

So while we do question Kourtney's taste in men (Scott Disick? Really?!?), we have no qualms about sending a bit of love this celebrity's way on her big day.

Join us now in wishing Kourtney Kardashian a happy 35th birthday and click through 35 photos of the E! star now:

35 Eye-Katching Piks of Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!
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Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!

1. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie!

Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We're liking it!


Kourtney Straddles Scott

2. Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kourtney Kardashian cleavage alert! This reality star is the best looking member of her family.


Kourtney Kardashian Smiles

3. Kourtney Kardashian Smiles

Kourtney Kardashian is the best looking Kardashian sister. This point really can't be argued.


Kourtney Kardashian in Vegas

4. Kourtney Kardashian in Vegas

Kourtney Kardashian poses here in Las Vegas. She was there to celebrate her sister's birthday.


Kourtney Kardashian in a Bikini

5. Kourtney Kardashian in a Bikini

Kourtney Kardashian is trying to get her bikini body back. She wants to look like this again.


Kourtney Kardashian Without Makeup!

6. Kourtney Kardashian Without Makeup!

Kourtney Kardashian is not wearing any makeup in this photo. And she looks great!


Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story

7. Kourtney Kardashian Wedding Story

Is a wedding finally on the way for Kourtney Kardashian? This magazine claims she will tie the knot with Scott Disick.


Kourtney Kardashian for The Kardashian Kollection

8. Kourtney Kardashian for The Kardashian Kollection

Kourtney Kardashian poses here for Terry Richardson. She's wearing items from The Kardashian Kollection.


Kourtney Kardashian, Long Legs

9. Kourtney Kardashian, Long Legs

Kourtney Kardashian shows off her legs in this Instagram image. They are very, very nice.


Kourtney Kardashian Stomach Pic

10. Kourtney Kardashian Stomach Pic

Maybe Kourtney Kardashian is not pregnant? Scott Disick refuted those rumors via this Instagram photo.


Kourtney Kardashian with Family

11. Kourtney Kardashian with Family

Kourtney Kardashian walks around here with her son, Mason, and her son's baby daddy, Scott Disick. They look like a happy family.


Kourtney Kardashian with Daughter

12. Kourtney Kardashian with Daughter

Make fun of her all you want - and we really want to! - but Kourtney Kardashian appears to be a great mother. She is holding her daughter in this photo.


Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again?

13. Kourtney Kardashian: Pregnant Again?

Is Kourtney Kardashian pregnant again?!? Yes, according to this tabloid at least.


Kardashians in the UK

14. Kardashians in the UK

The Kardashian sisters wave to their fans in this photo. It's unclear why they have fans, of course.


Kourtney Self-Portrait

15. Kourtney Self-Portrait

Kourtney Kardashian snaps this self-portrait of herself in Greece. It looks gorgeous there.


Kourtney Kardashian Fashion Choice

16. Kourtney Kardashian Fashion Choice

Are you down with Kourtney Kardashian's dress in this photo? Sound off now!


Scott and Kourtney Pic

17. Scott and Kourtney Pic

Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian navigate their way around Los Angeles in this photograph.


Kourtney Kardashian No Makeup Photo

18. Kourtney Kardashian No Makeup Photo

A photo of Kourtney Kardashian wearing little or no makeup. Hot!


Kourtney Kardashian at Elton's

19. Kourtney Kardashian at Elton's

Kourtney Kardashian came out for Elton John's Oscar party. Do you like her outfit?


Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

20. Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Picture

A promotional image for Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Good stuff right there.


Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cover

21. Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Cover

Kourtney Kardashian has her bikini body back! Celebrate, fans! It's about time, isn't it?


Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Tabloid Cover

22. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Tabloid Cover

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick might get married for money?!? We thought these two were totally in love.


Kardashian Kollection Poster

23. Kardashian Kollection Poster

The Kardashian Kollection is headed overseas. Consider yourselves warned, citizens of Great Britain.


Kourtney Kardashian: All Alone?

24. Kourtney Kardashian: All Alone?

Poor Kourtney Kardashian. She is just so alone according to this tabloid, which says Scott Disick just totally sucks as a human being.


Kourtney Kardashian with a Stroller

25. Kourtney Kardashian with a Stroller

Kourtney Kardashian has two kids and she is wheeling her latest in a stroller. Just how many will the reality star was in the long run?


Kourtney Kover

26. Kourtney Kover

Scott Disick is on cocaine and being told to stay away from his kids. So claims this In Touch cover.


Kourtney Kardashian Twit Picture

27. Kourtney Kardashian Twit Picture

Kourtney Kardashian has posted this photo to Twitter. What do you think of her hair?


Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

28. Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

This is your first look at Kourtney Kardashian's daughter, Penelope. She's very cute, isn't she?


Kourtney Kardashian on Life & Style

29. Kourtney Kardashian on Life & Style

Kourtney Kardashian is a single mother, while Tom Cruise a terrible father, according to this tabloid cover story.


Kourtney Kardashian on OK!

30. Kourtney Kardashian on OK!

Yes, Kourtney Kardashian is a mother for the second time. Someone please keep the E! cameras away from this one.


Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

31. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Pic

We can't make fun of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick for this fact: they are parents of a baby girl! She was born on 7/8/12.


Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic

32. Kourtney Kardashian Red Carpet Pic

Kourtney Kardashian will NOT be having a water birth. She finds that process disgusting, in case you were curious.


Kourtney Kardashian Promo Pic

33. Kourtney Kardashian Promo Pic

Kourtney Kardashian poses here for the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Her pregnancy will play a big role on it.


Kourtney Pic

34. Kourtney Pic

We'll say this about Kourtney Kardashian: she's the least annoying member of her family. So she has that going for her!


Kourtney Kardashia with Dyed Hair

35. Kourtney Kardashia with Dyed Hair

Kourtney Kardashian dyed her hair in mid-March 2012, while pregnant. But she insists she did it safely.


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Kanye West and French Montana can't get enough of the Kardashian sisters, but a 24-year-old British man named Mike Amess has the opposite problem: Kim and kompany literally make him vomit.

Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Image

Amess says the problem started after the release of Kim's sex tape in 2007. At the time, Mike was a closeted gay teen who tried watched the tape to try to suppress his homosexual urges. That worked about as well as you'd expect,

Mike described his encounter with Kim's porn to London's Daily Mail: "I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom, but the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. 

Mike adds, "By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again."

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We know when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married: May 24, 2014.

Now, thanks to an anonymous E! News source, we also know when Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting married: A Quarter to Never!

It's not happening," an insider says of claims that Kourtney and Scott are tying the knot. "They're very happy as is. It's a story the tabloids revisit constantly but there's no truth to it and never has been."

Oh, and case you were wondering: "Kourtney is also not pregnant."

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Ahhh, siblings. You can't live with them, you can't kill them. 

KIDDING! 

Today is National Siblings Day! The other day a year we pretend to like our built-in best friends because social media tells us to. (The first day is Christmas, because presents, obvs.)

In honor of National Siblings Day, which is probably a totally made up day created by someone attempting to bury the hatchet with a brother or sister by publicly professing that Imma let you finish by my sibling is the best sibling ever, our celebrity gossip editors thought it would be grand to take a look at some of our favorite star siblings:

Chris and Liam Hemsworth

1. Chris and Liam Hemsworth

Double the hotness!


Candace and Kirk Cameron

2. Candace and Kirk Cameron

Child stars and siblings you might not have realized were related.


Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian

3. Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian

Obviously, the first family of reality TV is packed with sisters.


Kendall and Kylie Jenner

4. Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Two sets of them, even!


Kate and Pippa Middleton

5. Kate and Pippa Middleton

The Middleton family has some good genes.


Prince William and Prince Harry

6. Prince William and Prince Harry

Two princes. One red head of hair.


Willie, Jase, Jep and Alan Robertson

7. Willie, Jase, Jep and Alan Robertson

Willie, Jase, Jep and Alan Robertson star on Duck Dynasty, along with parents Phil and Kay and their own kids ... of who there are a lot!


Zooey and Emily Deschanel

8. Zooey and Emily Deschanel

Zooey (New Girl) and Emily Deschanel (Bones) both star on Fox shows!


Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears

9. Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney Spears and little sister Jamie Lynn are the daughters of ... Jamie and Lynn Spears.


Miley, Noah and Trace Cyrus

10. Miley, Noah and Trace Cyrus

Miley Cyrus' siblings are lesser-known, but still a big part of her life.


Ray J and Brandy

11. Ray J and Brandy

Did you know they were brother and sister?


Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson

12. Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson

Michael Jackson's three children - progeny of the most famous member of a very large group of siblings - have become celebrities themselves.


Paris and Nicky Hilton

13. Paris and Nicky Hilton

Sisters Paris and Nicky Hilton (as seen with Terry Richardson, no relation) have always been tight.


Kevin, Nick and Joe Jonas

14. Kevin, Nick and Joe Jonas

The Jonas Brothers need no introduction.


Beyonce and Solange Knowles

15. Beyonce and Solange Knowles

Beyonce's little sister Solange Knowles is also a singer.


Lindsay and Ali Lohan

16. Lindsay and Ali Lohan

Poor Ali.


Dakota and Elle Fanning

17. Dakota and Elle Fanning

Not sure if we see any resemblance ...


Ben and Casey Affleck

18. Ben and Casey Affleck

Ben Affleck's brother Casey is a successful actor and director in his own right.


Ashlee and Jessica Simpson

19. Ashlee and Jessica Simpson

Remember when they were big?!


Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal

20. Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal

Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal make for one talented pair of sibs!


Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

21. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are also the younger sisters of a third Olsen, Elizabeth.


From the fabulous to the feuding to the famewhores, Hollywood is rife with celebrity siblings. Now to decide if you and your siblings are more or less dysfunctional than they are.

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Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.

But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.

The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:

"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."

Kourtney Straddles Scott

Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.

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Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.

On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. 

To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."

Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.

"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.

Hilarious stuff. Watch now:

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Please accept our most heartfelt apologies, residents of The Hamptons.

Because Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian are coming your way.

E! announced today via depressing press release that Kourtney and Khloe Take The Hamptons will premiere in the fall of 2014.

Kourt and Khloe

From the producers of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, the series will focus on Kourtney, Khloe and Scott Disick “taking the city by storm,” according to the official synopsis.

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Say it ain't so, Star Magazine!

According to the latest issue of this supermarket tabloid, Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 may mark the end of this reality series because Kim is "pulling the plug."

An anonymous insider tells Star that Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian had a “vicious fight” while filming the series in Miami on March 11, one that culminated with Kim referring to her siblings “idiots."

She added: You would be nothing without me.

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Lamar Odom may be off the hook.

As previously reported, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were both the victims of robberies over the past several weeks, with the former having $50,000 in cash swiped from her home and the latter $250,000 worth of jewelry.

It was believed for awhile that Odom owed a lot of money to drug dealers and they were actually behind these crimes... but TMZ now confirms a new theory.

Law enforcement officials say the culprit(s) clearly knew where to look for these expensive items and that it appears to be an inside job.

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The bad news just keeps coming for Justin Bieber.

With the world still shaking its collective head over Bieber's deposition behavior, Forbes has now come out with its list of the Most Overexposed Celebrities in Hollywood - and guess who's number-one!

The magazine developed the rankings with E-Score‘s E-Poll Research, which took into account “more than 6,600 bold-faced names based on 46 attributes through public opinion polling.”

That's a complicated way of saying that Bieber (who came in first with a rating of 66 percent) is in the news way too often, for way too annoying reasons.

Unsurprisingly, nearly every member of the Kardashian family is also near the top. As is Miley Cyrus.

Count down the Top 10 now to find out who really needs to take a long vacation from Hollywood:

The Most Overexposed Celebrities in Hollywood
Khloe Kardashian is not nearly as overexposed as others in her family. She only sits at #10.
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Khloe Kardashian

10. Khloe Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian is not nearly as overexposed as others in her family. She only sits at #10.


Kourtney Kardashian

9. Kourtney Kardashian

According to Forbes, Kourtney Kardashian is the ninth most Overexposed Celebrity in Hollywood.


Paris Hilton

8. Paris Hilton

Forbes ranks Paris Hilton as among the most overexposed stars in Hollywood. But we didn't know she even exised anymore.


Snooki

7. Snooki

Jersey Shore may be over. But Snooki is still overexposed, according to Forbes.


Kris Jenner

6. Kris Jenner

No shock here. Forbes ranks Kris Jenner as among the most overexposed people in Hollywood.


Honey Boo Boo

5. Honey Boo Boo

Poor Honey Boo Boo. Forbes has singled her out as an overexposed celebrity.


Miley Cyrus

4. Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is considered to be one of Hollywood's most overexposed celebrities. And we don't mean because she rarely wears clothing.


Lindsay Lohan

3. Lindsay Lohan

She hasn't been arrested in quite some time. But Forbes still says Lindsay Lohan is overexposed.


Kim Kardashian

2. Kim Kardashian

This is a shocker: Forbes lists as Kim Kardashian as one of the world's most overexposed celebrities. Amazing, we know!


Justin Bieber

1. Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is the most overexposed celebrity alive, according to Forbes. Anyone care to disagree?


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