Kourtney Kardashian has two children and a really annoying baby daddy. She's probably the best known Kardashian sister.

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When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play.

With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion.

The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads:

"I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love."

Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS?

Kris Jenner and Topless Daughters

For the record:

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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By now, the Kardashian klan is well accustomed to every moment of their lives being televised, but it seems some things are simply too real for reality TV.

For example, last month Scott Disick was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning after a night of hard partying.

Producers for Khloe & Kourtney Take the Hamptons, which is now filming, say that the moment was not caught on camera, because the sisters are the stars of the show and they were in a different city at the time. 

Of course if it had been known that Scott was going to be self-destructive after Kim and Khloe left him behind on the East Coast, a camera crew likely would've followed him:

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We take back everything negative we ever said about you, The Hamptons.

With Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian set to take this locale by irritating storm for a new E! series, we've reported multiple times in the past how residents do NOT want the sisters moving in to their town.

It's too late, however, as cameras are already rolling on the program.

But that doesn't mean folks in The Hamptons can't continues to make their feelings known.... protest sign style!

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Shop

In photos published by TMZ, someone has been adhering stickers that read #NODASH to signs around East Hampton, defacing public property by dissing the family’s clothing boutique.

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Happy Throwback Thursday, Internet users!

Earlier today, we posted what many consider to be one of the greatest old pictures in the history of camera use, as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson posed in 1990s garb that included a fanny pack.

It's an amazing image, and it kicks off the following old school photo gallery, which includes shots of Kim and Kourtney Kardashian as kids; Julianne Hough singing an Avril Lavigne song; and Justin and Selena before they broke up.... got back together... and then broke up again.

Go back in time with these stars and ask yourself: Were these really the good ol' days?

The Rock Throwback Photo
Greatest throwback photo ever? Look at this old school picture of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

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According to recent reports, Scott Disick has quit drinking in order to save his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian.

Well, it looks as though we now know the event that triggered Kourtney's ultimatum. TMZ reports that Disick was hospitalized last month after binge drinking so heavily that he suffered from alcohol poisoning.

Scott was reportedly so messed up when he arrived at the Southampton ER that his friends believed he'd been drugged. 

Doctors examined the reality star and quickly concluded that it was just a classic case of alcohol poisoning.

The incident occurred just days after Kourtney kicked Scott out of the rental property they were sharing in the Hamptons.

Shortly after that ugly episode, Kourtney jetted to LA for North West's birthday party and left Scott behind to teach him a lesson.

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The Lord himself, Scott Disick, posted a pic of himself kissing Kourtney Kardashian on Instagram, captioning that it's just like The Notebook, only better.

Eat your heart out, Ryan Gosling.

Scott Disick Kisses Kourtney Kardashian

"Just like the Notebook," Disick wrote atop a vintage-style meme of the couple on a rowboat, as he leans in for a kiss from his baby mama, "only better."

Fans will joyfully recall (or be infuriated that Scott Disick is ruining) the scene featuring Allie Hamilton (Rachel McAdams) and Noah Calhoun (Gosling).

No word if Scott also guided Kourtney through a gorgeous, swan-filled lake, but the parents of Mason, 4, and Penelope, 2, are doing better lately.

On Father's Day, Kourtney kicked Scott out of the house they're renting in the Hamptons as his partying drove a wedge between the longtime couple.

He reportedly got the message, as Disick is no longer drinking - at least heavily - during his infamous club appearances, out of respect for Kourtney.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 13, Khloe Kardashian got robbed, which was just the tip of the iceberg for the reeling star.

Stressed because she has to be out of her house in just a few days, Khloe is feeling sadder than ever as everything there reminds her of Lamar Odom.

Meanwhile, Bruce and Brody Jenner are going to take part in an upcoming father-son golf tournament that they feel will be a good bonding experience.

After spending their afternoon in New York looking at spaces for Dash. the sisters head back to their hotel and Khloe gets a phone call from Lamar.

He tells her that he is moving to Spain.

Odom is leaving that night to move to Europe play basketball, and after being crushed that she won't get to say goodbye, she drops a bomb:

Khloe knew about Lamar's cheating!

With Odom still clinging to hope that their marriage will fix itself, and at the same time preparing to head out of town for good, she's at a loss for words.

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The relationship problems between Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian stem from his alcohol abuse, but reports say he's seeking to turn over a new leaf.

As previously reported, Kourtney threw him out of the house on Father's Day because she was fed up with his partying. That was not just a tabloid rumor.

He got the boot, and was sleeping in a motel, thanks to the bottle.

Scott and Kourtney Pic

It's not that Scott drank 24/7, but when he went out he got wasted, and when he came back it was ugly. He did this on occasion, and got belligerent.

The thing is, Scott Disick goes to clubs. He is going to be in situations like this, and making a lot of money doing appearances. Kourtney respects this.

However, she's told him to not to keep partying like crazy and stay away from the bottle when he goes out clubbing from now on, and he's obliged.

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Kourtney Kardashian is making it very hard for us to make fun of her with the following photo.

The reality star has posted an image to Instagram of herself in a bikini, catching some rays and showing off her baby bump... while adorable daughter Penelope climbs on top of her pending little brother or sister.

Love or hate (or really, really, really hate) this family, it's a rather precious mother/child moment:

Baby Bumpin with Penelope

Kourtney is yet to publicly confirm her third pregnancy in any way except for a Keeping Up with the Kardashians teaser clip that ran on E! of her breaking the big news to Scott Disick.

But she's expected to give birth toward the end of 2014.

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