Yarr, Captain Jack is one of our favorite actors.

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It's official: Johnny Depp has zero f--ks to give.

You might think a man who sports so many scarves would at least have a passion for neckwear, but no. According to his recent interview with Details magazine, Captain Jack couldn't lend you a f--k if you offered to pay him back with interest:

Johnny Depp Interview Photo

"What is really satisfying is, like Marlon [Brando], getting to that place where he just didn't give a f--k," Depp says.

"You get to the point where you care so f--king much it gets g-ddamn beleaguering, you know? But then a great thing happens. Suddenly you care enough not to give a f--k, because not giving a f--k, that's the total liberation. You're game to try anything."

Well, that would certainly explain Depp's drunk speech at the Hollywood Film Awards. Apparently, he felt liberated enough to get completely hammered. Or maybe he needed to get fully soused before he took the stage because he's just so shy, man:

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At last week's Hollywood Film Awards, Johnny Depp gave a drunk speech that instantly went viral.

While many fans regarded the incident as a humorous case of "Johnny being Johnny," others saw it as evidence of a dangerous and potentially deadly problem.

"Johnny was extremely intoxicated," a witness from that night tells Star magazine. "There were times he had to have someone help him stand. He couldn't say a complete sentence."

It wasn't the first time in recent years that Depp's been visibly drunk in public, and sources say his inner circle is deeply concerned. Naturally, no one is more worried about Johnny's problematic drinking than his young fiancee, Amber Heard:

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The Hollywood Film Awards were held last night, and if you've never heard of the event, don't worry - neither has anyone else.

It was the first time the awards were televised. A-listers from Ben Affleck to producer James L. Brooks publicly dismissed the HFAs as a joke.

But the best indicator of just how seriously Hollywood takes the Hollywood Film Awards was Johnny Depp's BAC, which apparently peaked right around the time he took the stage:

Yes, it seems Depp employed the Captain Jack Sparrow method for coping with pre-show jitters and downed a barrel of rum backstage.

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We thought we knew everything there was to know about the life and times of Kim Kardashian. In the last few days, however, we've learned about her past, and dare we say - it's all making us like her a lot more:

First we saw video of Kim when she was 13 and acting a fool at her eighth grade graduation. It seems the revelation that she was as corny and annoying as the rest of us in her middle school years has only helped her reputation.

Next, we learned that Kim cringes when she looks at photos from her doofy phase, a feeling most of us can certainly relate to.

But Kim's revelations of adolescent awkwardness didn't end there. In the new issue of Marie Claire, Kim reveals that she had a teenage infatuation millions of women worldwide can relate to:

  • Kim Kardashian at MTV Video Music Awards
  • Johnny Depp Sunglasses

"Kourtney and I actually shared a room at one point, growing up," Kim said. "I loved Johnny Depp. I was obsessed with him."

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Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day - although, you've probably already figured that out from the many horrible pun-based jokes in your Facebook feed.

(Our personal favorite: What kind of movies do pirates like? Rated Arrgh!)

Despite the lame gags it inspires, the holiday has special meaning year, as pirates have gotten a bad rap lately.

Whether is's the Somali baddies terrorizing Captain Philips, or the far less terrifying HBO-foes pirating Game of Thrones, the mere mention of the P-word is enough to shiver anyone's timbers these days.

The Pirates! Band of Misfits
This 2012 kids' flick brought a slew of celebrity voices to the battle for Pirate of the Year.

So we've decided to put together a list of the good, the bad, and the peg-legged to help remind you why the world fell in love with pirates in the first place.

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Before Johnny Depp got engaged to Amber Heard or had children with Vanessa Paradis, he dated a succession of Hollywood It Girls and was as well known for his troubled relationships as for his acting.

One of the most tumultuous and infamous of his romances was with supermodel Kate Moss.

And according to a new tell-all book about the fashion world of the 1990s, the relationship between Depp and Moss was far more sordid than anyone had previously thought.

  • Johnny Depp Waves
  • K. Moss

In Champagne Supernova, author Maureen Callahan goes into graphic detail about the habits and hang-ups that nearly caused Depp and Moss to self-destruct.

Describing the first night they met at an East Village club in 1994, Callahan writes:

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We're not exactly sure who decided to photoshop the teeth out of celebrity mouths or why, but this is a thing that exists on the Internet. For better or for worse.

The pictures are frightening and funny, sometimes simultaneously.

In some cases, it feels like we're getting a glimpse of what would happen if these celebrities had to age without the benefit of cosmetic dental implants to ensure their teeth are obnoxiously white while their skin shrivels and their hair fades to gray.

In others, well, we're horrified. You probably will be too.

So here's a look at what 19 celebrities would look like without teeth. Now if you'll excuse us we'll be brushing and flossing so this never, ever happens to us:

Anne Hathaway
Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG.

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Given all the excesses available in Hollywood, and all the stressed-out creative types who work there, it's not surprising that we could come up with a list of celebrity smokers.

Some of the individuals who made said list may surprise you, though.

Despite the obvious risks of bad breath, yellow teeth and ... what's that one we forgot ... oh, right, lung cancer, countless celebrities still smoke cigarettes.

Hey, at least they can afford to pay the sin tax on those $10 packs?

If you know who Lindsay Lohan is, chances are you know Lindsay Lohan smokes. Ditto Charlie Sheen. But you'd never think some of these other stars partake.

Take a look at 23 celeb smokers who should probably quit:

Katherine Heigl
Katherine Heigl is smoking hot ... although her smoking habit is so not. She also thinks e-cigarettes are cool, which is almost funny but more sad than anything.

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Earlier today, Jenny Lewis debuted the music video for "Just One of the Guys," an appropriate song title considering the video features both Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway in drag.

For real! The actresses don fake mustaches and everything.

This hardly marks the first time big names have made such a big change in their appearance, however.

Remember when Justin Timberlake dressed as Jessica Simpson? Or Miley Cyrus as Justin Bieber? Or when James Franco posed for Candy Magazine and Channing Tatum went with a long-haired wig?

No? Prepare for some radical alterations to these giant stars and relive their very different looks now: 

Kristen Stewart and Anne Hathaway
Hey, that's Kristen Stewart! And Anne Hathaway! In drag! They are posing for a music video shoot with Jenny Lewis.

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We talk frequently about celebrity look-alikes who we swear have to be distantly related, but this set of mind blowing photos has us questioning everything.

Somewhere in a bygone era, was there a historical figure who looked JUST like us? Are we all reincarnates of others who walked the Earth ages ago?

The similarities between these 19 celebrities and their long (long) lost doppelgangers are simultaneously hilarious, eye-popping and somehow real.

From U.S. Presidents to war heroes, Popes to works of Renaissance art, and regular folks whose names we'll never know, these look-alikes will astound you.

Who knew Jay Z was a fixture of Harlem in 1939, or that Nicolas Cage fought in the Civil War? Or that Keanu Reeves really travels through time a la Bill & Ted?

Now you do, people. Now you do.

Alec Baldwin and Former President Millard Fillmore
Former U.S. President Millard Fillmore and Alec Baldwin may be from the same bloodline. Or so these photos would have you assume.

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