Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing...
Jessica Simpson Rocks Same Bathing Suit as Kendall and Kylie!
Sure, Jessica Simpson turned 35 this month, but when it comes to her beach fashion, the sexy mother of two is having no trouble keeping up with a pair of famous teenagers.
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Jessica Simpson and Mother: BOTH Headed to Rehab?!
It's no secret that Jessica Simpson likes to blow off steam by downing some Scotch, and the sight of Jessica drunkenly stumbling out of a club has made for a memorably viral video on more than one occasion.
But while we thought those clips showed a stressed out entrepreneur and mom (and possibly a lightweight) overindulging on the occasional night off, it turns out Jessica might be knocking 'em back far more than originally thought.
Jessica Simpson: Drunkenly Stumbling to Her Car! Again!
15 Famously Fun Baby Reveals: You Could Have Done Better, Kim!
Jessica Simpson's Daughter Makes Like Mom: See the Pic!
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