Jessica Simpson

Birthday: July 10, 1980

Bio

Gosh, Jessica Simpson has got some huge boobs. She also possesses a singing voice that, while by no means good, was sufficient enough for a couple of million album sales in the late 1990s and early 2000s when people were content to fork over money in exchange for absolute musical crap.

Nice work, Jessica Simpson fans!

But her career is going downhill quickly, as evidenced by her most recent projects. A divorce from Nick Lachey looks worse by the day. Starring in bad movies hasn't helped Jessica Simpson. Nor has the meddling of her dad, or some romances with douchebags like John Mayer.

Poor Jessica. Oh well. It was good while it lasted, and those aforementioned boobs look like they're here to stay, and Tony Romo likes her. So that's good at least.

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Quotes

Jessica Simpson [on John Mayer]: John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.