Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing...

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Jessica Simpson's Instagram account is getting almost ridiculous at this point.

The singer-actress-designer-celebrity has been laboring and pushing herself hard for that post-baby body that long eluded her, and boy has she got it now.

You're going to keep seeing it, too, from the looks of it, and wow. Just wow.

Jessica Simpson and Baby Pic

Without question, this is the thinnest we've ever seen Jessica Simpson.

Even dating back to the pretend-virgin days of the late 1990s and early 2000s, she wasn't this slender. Some even suggested that she doctored this pic.

"That is some bad photoshop," wrote one Instagram fan. "No way muscle curves that way... Gosh girl you r looking fine, why ruin a good picture like that?"

We personally don't see it. Rather, our guess is that she was holding this baby (Wyatt, who belongs to her friend) and saw a terrific photo opportunity.

It's one of our favorite Jessica Simpson photos ever, so no complaints.

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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When Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson earlier this month, we remembered how hot Jessica Simpson is, because we have an Internet connection and all.

We also were reminded constantly how happy she is about marrying Eric (and being hot), because she likes to post about the respective topics early and often.

Case in point, this gem from the weekend, which she captioned:

"I love this man, our marriage, and everything in between."

  • Jessica, Eric Johnson
  • Jessica Simpson: Hot Body

They're cute together. You have to give Jessica and Eric that.

Through two pregnancies in rapid succession and all of the associated body image struggles Jess has gone through, Eric has been by her side.

It's obvious they really enjoy and can be themselves around each other, which is all we would wish for anyone seeking a relationship in this world.

In that sense, it's easy to forgive Jess for gushing about being so happy all the time. Some might say she's trying to hard, but we think it's totally authentic.

Much like these smoking hot Jessica Simpson pics. Damn:

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Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!

Jessica Simpson Honeymoon Photo

Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."

Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.

But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.

That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!

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On the Fourth of July, Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in what's been described as a small, low-key affair.

Well, as the video below demonstrates celebs have a different idea of keeping it simple than the rest of us:

275 guests, 14 bridesmaids, and more chandeliers than the set of Downton Abbey were all on hand for the lavish semi-outdoor reception.

Rumor has it that Jessica was hungover at the wedding, but if that was the case, she certainly hid it well - smiling, cutting a rug and looking gorgeous in her Carolina Herrera gown.

Sure, the event was modest and toned-down in comparison to say, the Kimye wedding, but the same could be said about the last several Super Bowls.

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The more details we learn about Jessica Simpson's wedding, the more it seems like it wasn't the fairytale that Jess and People magazine made it out to be.

First, we learned that there was some controversy over Joe Simpson's date, Jonathan Keith - a 22-year-old male model that he's currently "mentoring."

Then came word that Jessica was hungover as she said, "I do."

Now it seems that Jess' mom, Tina Simpson, also got in on the trainwreck action, as she allegedly freaked out on Jess during the reception

Tina Simpson Photo

Reports say Tina griped about everything from the food to the music to the fact that her ex-husband brought a date who's barely old enough to drink.

"Jessica had warned her parents that they had to get along and not embarrass her at the wedding," says a source.

"But Tina made it clear to everyone, she was furious that Jessica had chosen her father to organize the three-day event."

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Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple's throbbing skulls.

NEWLYWEDS!
Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

While Jess and Eric's wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3.

Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day.

Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids:

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Last week, Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony attended by Jess and Eric's closest family and friends.

Naturally, Jessica's father and former manager was on hand, and according to some reports he brought his much younger boyfriend, Jonathan Keith.

  • Joe, Jessica and Tina Simpson
  • Jonathan Keith Photo

Sources say 55-year-old Joe's decision to bring 21-year-old Jonathan as his guest created major controversy at the reception, which isn't surprising.

"Jess' mom was hurt," one insider tells In Touch.

Joe and Tina Simpson divorced in 2012 after three decades together amidst rumors that he had been cheating on her with a number of much younger men.

Joe repeatedly denied that he's gay in the wake of his separation, but rumors of Simpson dating Jonathan Keith began to surface just months after he split from Tina.

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Jessica Simpson turns 34 years old on this 10th of July.

She certainly has a lot to celebrate, having just married Eric Johnson, the father of her beautiful baby daughter (Maxwell Drew), and son (Ace Knute).

WE have a lot to celebrate as well. Namely this gallery:

Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo
Okay yeah. That's one insane shot of Jessica Simpson's boobs.

There was a time when Jessica Simpson produced multi-platinum pop albums. Now she's producing babies, tweets, clothing and weight loss regimens mostly.

It's a living, and a very, very good one at that for our girl.

Her billion-dollar fashion empire and two kiddos keep her quite busy, but still relatively low-key when she chooses. And when she embraces the spotlight?

Jessica Simpson wedding photos still fetch hundreds of thousands of dollars from magazines and inspire great interest online. Not a bad balance.

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As anticipated, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson's official wedding photos have been unveiled in the new issue of People, which paid a hefty sum for the honor.

Also as anticipated, they look beautiful and happy together:

Jessica Simpson Wedding Photo

"It's all about family for us," Simpson tells People in the cover story, which features exclusive details from the big day as well as 27 more photographs.

The bride asked her mom, Tina Simpson, and her sister, Ashlee Simpson, to be her maids of honor. Eric's dad, Stephen, served as his best man.

Ashlee's fiance, Evan Ross, was one of 11 groomsmen. In addition to Tina and Ashlee, Jessica Simpson had 12 bridesmaids watching as she married Eric Johnson!

Her ordained minister father, Joe Simpson, officiated the nuptials, while their kids, flower girl Maxwell, 2, and ring bearer Ace, 1, really stole the show.

It was all about Eric and Jess on this day, though.

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