Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing...

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Jessica Simpson is happier than ever lately, and says that even during the period where her weight was highly criticized, she felt like a sex symbol.

To her husband Eric Johnson, anyway, which is all that matters.

"I'm doing amazing," she told Today's Matt Lauer Wednesday.

When asked why she baby-tossing Eric Johnson chose July 5 as the time to get married, to her longtime love, the smiling Jessica quipped:

"Well, we had two babies. So we figured, why not?"

Really, though, the cute duo was "already engaged."

But, she reminds us, "then I got pregnant ... oops!"

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Jessica Simpson's husband, Eric Johnson, was a tight end during his brief NFL career, so hopefully he can catch as well as he can throw.

Otherwise, Johnson might end up dealing with a traumatized tyke and a seriously pissed off wife. Check out this photo from her Instagram:

Eric Johnson Baby Throwing Photo

Jess posted the above photo of her high-flying baby along with a caption reading, "I was on a plane to NYC today and I missed out on this!!! I'm in LOVE with the 2 of them. #boyswillbeboys"

You might think Jess would be concerned, but she has good reason not to be.

For one thing, Jessica married Eric back in July, and dude has shown zero interest in getting a job, so she's probably hoping this is a sign that he's working on his NFL comeback.

Plus, EJ's got plenty of experience.

Jess posted of a photo of her baby daddy tossing daughter Maxwell Johnson into the air back in April and he has yet to drop her on her head, thank you very much.

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We think it's safe to say that marriage and motherhood agree with Jessica Simpson.

Jessica trimmed down to get married to Eric Johnson back in July, but from the looks of things, she's not easing up on the workouts just because she's got a ring on it.

Simpson dropped 65 pounds for her wedding and she's reportedly kept the weight off by sticking to the same demanding regimen that helped her slim down in the first place.

  • Jessica Simpson and Daughter
  • Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Image

The photo on the left shows Jess and her daughter at Ashlee Simpson's wedding last month. The pic on the right shows Jess celebrating her husband's birthday yesterday.

Looks like Eric has every reason to smile.

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It's amazing, but true:

Kim Kardashian has something in common with Tina Fey.. who has something in common with Daniel Radcliffe... who has something in common with Jessica Simpson and... Lil Wayne?!?

All of these celebrities have had sex!

And, even more relevant in this case, all of these celebrities have had sex and revealed the age in which it first happened!

Who waited until marriage? Who first got it on at the age of 8 (seriously!!!)? Who was playing a game of Win, Lose, or Draw when his opponent wrote "F-ck Me" on the board?

We thought that one might get your attention. Find out now!

Kim Kardashian Was...
... 14 when she first slept with a man. She admitted this to Oprah Winfrey.

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Kanye West literally wrote the song about gold diggers, probably thanks to one-time girlfriend Amber Rose (a former stripper married to Wiz Khalifa).

Or maybe he wrote it with now-wife and baby mama Kim Kardashian in mind. 

Or maybe he just spent a lot of time observing the comings and goings of other notorious celebrity gold diggers. Regardless, here's a tribute to them!

Kim Kardashian
Sure, she was rich in her own right, but she married the guy who wrote the song! We couldn't NOT include her!

Gold diggers come in all shapes, sizes and genders. Some of the ones on our list come to mind more quickly than others, but all are mining it hard.

In the time-honored, profound and compelling words of Alicia Keys, some people live for the fortune and some people live for the fame.

And in the words of 'Ye, "if you ain't no chump, holler WE WANT PRENUP!"

Truly, a mantra to live your life if ever there were one right there.

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Blissful, stunning newlywed Jessica Simpson has penned a column for Glamour in which she revealed her wedding vows, but with a bit of a twist.

These aren't just the vows she exchanged with Eric Johnson at the altar, but the vows she's taken for herself, as they pertain to nurturing a happy marriage.

Remember Who You Are
"When I was younger and starting out in the music business," Jessica writes, "I always felt like I was being defined by other people ... industry executives, fans, the media, and so on. It took a while, but now that I'm in my 30s, I’ve grown into myself and established my identity on my terms. I embrace my strengths and celebrate even the small victories. I'm certainly not perfect, but when I look in the mirror, I'm proud of the woman I see. I'm not only a mother, wife, and daughter. I'm me."

While a wedding is "one happiest days of your life," she says "the love you are walking toward is most rewarding when you have that love coming first from within."

"It’s a time to celebrate with family and friends as you vow to build a life with your soulmate. These are the vows that I've made toward a loving marriage."

Now that the wedding has passed, "I've had some time to reflect on how life’s challenges and accomplishments have brought me to where I am right now. "

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Ever since she got married Jessica Simpson's cleavage has been all over Instagram.

We're not sure if there's a connection there, but it's pretty clear that Jess loves her breasts...and with good reason!

Jessica lost 65 pounds following her most recent pregnancy and she appears to be in the best shape of her life.

However, sources close to to the newlywed say she's still not happy with her body and she never will be until she has the exact shape of her fitness idol - Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

“Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” a source tells The National Enquirer.

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Celebrity siblings are sort of a weird case study in everything from family dynamics to facial features.

Do the younger siblings try to become famous because of the older siblings? Are they trying to make their own name on merit or just riding on coat tails?

What happens when the celebrity siblings look so much alike people get them confused!? How's it possible to make a name for yourself if everyone thinks you're someone else!?

Check out 17 celebrity sibling duos who might actually be the same person.

Pippa and Kate Middleton
Pippa Middleton might have the better...ASSETS...but she and sister Kate Middleton definitely got the same amazing smile.

Then there's the possibility we're all being punked by some elaborate conspiracy. Maybe these famous sibling sets aren't actually siblings at all.

It makes you think. And blame the Illuminati.

And then there are the celebrity look-alikes, those who aren't related but might as well be. Heck, some of these look more like other celebs than their actual siblings ...

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Jessica Simpson's insane cleavage and equally insane legs have made quite a comeback on Instagram this year, as she's proudly showing off both.

And we thank her for that. But it's not what's most important to her.

The 34-year-old newlywed posted an adorable picture of herself getting ready for bed with her kids, Maxwell Drew and Ace Knute. Check out this cuteness:

Jessica Simpson, Kids

"Nighty Nite," Simpson captioned the black and white snapshot.

Maxi, 2, and Ace, 1, snuggle up close to their mom, who just married Eric Johnson (their dad), who stuns even while dressed down and makeup-free.

Jessica has been kept busy these days, and not just by kids and Instagram. She's been working with Weight Watchers and pushing her new fragrance.

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Jessica Simpson looks absolutely phenomenal these days, and she knows it. Everything this girl says, wears and does turns to pure Internet gold.

It's been a great run for a woman who couldn't always make that claim, having cranked out two kiddos and been trolled about her weight more than once.

Now that she's rocking the best body of her career, she's putting it to work - and not just for Eric Johnson. The hotness is shilling for Jessica's fragrance.

Jessica Simpson: The Signature Fragrance has released a new video ad, and the product's #1 selling feature is on display, hoping to boost sales.

That's the only thing here that needs boosting. Just saying.

In the spot, the 34-year-old radiates in a beaded gown, showcasing her blond locks and flawless physique and making you wish you could smell her.

Not her fragrance necessarily, just her. Very close to you.

While many celebrity fragrances probably smell terrible, this just goes to show that it's all about the brand. And in this case, the brand is at an all-time peak.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson
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