Bio
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things!
She also possesses a singing voice that, while by no means good, was sufficient enough to secure a couple of million album sales in the late 1990s / early 2000s, when the public was more or less content to fork over $$ in exchange for unlistenable crap.
Way to go, Jessica Simpson fans!
But her career is going downhill quickly, as evidenced by her divorce from Nick Lachey, but even more so by her recent "work" projects. We are talking seriously bad music and even worse acting. It's not exactly a winning combination.
Starring in terrible movies hasn't helped Jessica Simpson.
Nor has the meddling of her pimp father, Joe Simpson, or some ill-advised romances with the likes of John Mayer. What a frickin' loser. That douchebag can eat it.
Poor Jessica. Oh well. It was a good run while it lasted, and the aforementioned boobs look like they're here to stay. Those puppies are not small by any means.
Also, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo apparently likes her so much (for reasons unknown) that he's willing to lose playoff games for the rest of his career.
Talk about taking one for the team.
Gossip
Joe Simpson Developing Comedy Based on His Life (2/5/2010)
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's dad Joe is apparently developing a reality show. About himself, not them.
Jessica Simpson Lets One Rip (1/29/2010)
Jessica Simpson apparently cut the cheese during a business meeting. Why does this not surprise anyone?
Jessica Simpson Gets a New Bedmate (1/25/2010)
Some dog got into Jessica Simpson's bed. We have no idea why we're writing about this.
Quotes
It's all about keeping the faith. That's why I pray out loud.
Vitals
Rating: 8.4 / 10
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February 13th, 2009 9:44 PM
hi jessica
u r so cool
i love dukes of hazard that is such a kool movie email me @
kelseyrhianne1234@hotmail.com
please email me.
from kelsey ur #1 fan
February 14th, 2009 10:20 PM
i am the 1st 1 2 mail u
u r soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
i looooooooooooooooooooooooove dukes of hazard it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
awesome.
from kelsey fraser
February 19th, 2009 3:08 AM
good body,I like your sexy.Jessica Simpson!
I want to know which kind brand of perfume as you like.I hope design a perfume box for you.
February 28th, 2009 10:06 AM
komm einmal nach Parndorf!??????????
March 1st, 2009 3:39 PM
HI ! Jessica Why U become so faT??? At first I like U ! But after ur divorce with Nick (he so sweet) I begin to hate U! =)) it `s joke!!!!!!
March 10th, 2009 3:09 PM
Hi, Jessica,
I can empathize with you on the weight gain because I go up and down all of the time as well. Being proud of your curves is a wonderful way to look at it. Don't let the powers that be put you on stage half dressed, though. You started out as a sweet country girl, and I don't think that has changed a bit. By the pictures, though, it appears that your promoters are selling your body and not your personality and talent. You are beautiful, Jessica, inside and out. Sometimes what isn't seen is more interesting than what is. Be Jessica Simpson again, please. It seems like she left us a while back, and I for one really miss her.
March 11th, 2009 6:11 AM
hey jessica how have u been
March 11th, 2009 11:01 PM
Jason S Mesnick
13426 NE 136th Pl
Kirkland, WA 98034
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Howdy fans of mine! I am doing a relationship radio show here in Seattle. I will talk about love, how to find it, keep it, marry it!!!!
Please be part of the show! Thanks for all your support!
Love Jason, Molly & Ty
March 24th, 2009 7:38 AM
She is so Cute i am Cuter than her
March 24th, 2009 10:45 PM
hey jessica i love ur music, u r so alsome thxs for playing my favorite songs!!!