Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing...
Jessica Simpson Wins Halloween With Hilarious, Sexy Costume
We've seen Jessica Simpson post racy selfies on random Tuesdays, so it's no great surprise that she donned a revealing getup for Halloween.
What is surprising, however, is how creative and amusing her couple's costume with husband Eric Johnson is.
33 Celebrities with Some Pretty Freaking Large Breasts
Jessica Simpson: Eric Johnson Has a Giant Dong!
Yesterday, naked photos of Justin Bieber cleared up rumors that the singer had been manipulating photos in order to make his junk look bigger.
Now, Jessica Simpson apparently wants the world to know that the Biebs has nothing on her aptly-named husband, Eric Johnson, who she claims is rocking an elephant trunk between his legs.
Jessica Simpson: Boob Job Rumors Heat Up!
Rumors that Jessica Simpson was drunk during her recent appearance on the Home Shopping Network have been everywhere for the past couple weeks.
Frankly, it's not hard to see why, as she totally seemed to be wasted on live TV.
17 Stars You Won't Believe Are the Same Age (Especially #9)
Eric Johnson to Jessica Simpson: Go to Rehab or I TAKE THE KIDS!
Jessica Simpson’s alleged drinking and pill popping habits are taking a toll on her family, and her husband Eric Johnson is not gonna take it anymore.
HE'S threatening to take their kids away if she doesn’t get help.
16 Celebrities Who Have Been Wasted on TV
Jessica Simpson: I Wasn't Drunk! That's Just How I Am!
Last week, footage that appeared to show Jessica Simpson drunk while co-hosting a segment on the Home Shopping Network made the rounds online.
Jessica likes to get hammered, and shilling for her fashion line for two hours on HSN is a pretty small potatoes gig at this point in her career, so no one would be shocked if she decided to have a drink or twelve to make the experience more enjoyable.
Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network?
Jessica Simpson Trash Talks Wives Around the World
Jessica Simpson has a message for married women around the world.
Inch closer to your computer screen. Focus. Listen up. Here it is: I've got the sexiest husband on Earth!!!!!
Jessica Simpson Talks Farts, Ghosts Justin Bieber
Ah, Jessica Simpson. Her particular form of intelligence might be a bit...non-traditional, but she's built a wildly successful empire and she knows how to keep her fans interested.
But while some stars resort to PR stunts and scripted reality shows in order to stay in the spotlight, Jessica is nothing if not authentic.