The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: February 13-19, 2010

Welcome, all, to The Hollywood Gossip's Week in Review, where our staff recaps the wild week in entertainment news, celebrity gossip and rumors that was.

Some of the highlights (and lowlights) at THG from February 13-19 ...

• Tiger Woods stood at a podium and read a carefully-worded apology statement that carried on way, way too long and contained very little of substance. Now he's going back to sex rehab. His return to golf? Still unknown.
• Sarah Palin took offense to an episode of Family Guy - an equal opportunity offender - that appeared to mock her Down syndrome baby.
• American Idol revealed its top 24 for this spring. Best of luck to Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox, Tyler Grady and the rest vying for stardom!

Worst. Apology. Ever.

• Miley Cyrus is totally not Justin Bieber's type. Or ours.
• Elton John claims Jesus was gay. Interesting point.
• Jon Gosselin has a small package. Stubby one, too.
• Kristin Cavallari is reportedly coked up and gaunt.
• Tila Tequila announced her retirement. For an hour.
• Olympian Lindsey Vonn is causing quite a sexy stir.
• Two women remain on The Bachelor. One is crazy.
• This was the grossest Valentine's Day spread ever.

• Couple news: Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged, as are Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie; Rielle Hunter and John Edwards supposedly are but we don't buy it; Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne have been linked; Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera are a rumored item, as are Akon and Ramona Rey.

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