Tila Tequila Announces Retirement
She had a great run while she lasted, didn't she?
But we're sad to report that Tila Tequila has called it a career.
The professional attention hog announced her retirement today, hanging up her fake breasts in an interview with Radar Online:
“With so much going on in my life right now and being pregnant, I’m retiring from being a star in Hollywood,” she said. “Yes, I have seriously retired.”
The Tweeting maniac goes out on top of her sport.
She holds the record for Most Games Played with the Press and it's hard to see any topless model ever exploiting the death of a loved one in the way Tila has taken advantage of Casey Johnson's passing.
What will Tequila do with her newfound free time? Concoct more stories via Twitter, update her celebrity gossip blog and continue to lie about being pregnant.
“I never said I had a miscarriage,” Tila said, referring to her most recently contrived tale of woe. “I wasn’t feeling good and having stomach pains, but I didn’t have a miscarriage.”
That's true. In order to be have a miscarriage, one must be pregnant - and there's proof below that Tila was never knocked up.
Earlier this week, someone pretending to be a photographer emailed Tila and said she had to cancel a planned photo session because Tequila was pregnant and her baby bump would interfere with the shots.
Tequila wrote back:
Did we need written prood to know that Tila Tequila wasn't pregnant? Of course not. But it's nice to have, isn't it?
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February 28th, 2010 11:42 PM
damn that sucks tila tequila is to hot to call it quits
February 25th, 2010 12:21 AM
@Trythinking1956 - Thank you! This is what I've been trying to tell people. Calling her crazy, psychotic, etc. is insulting to those of us who are mentally ill.
February 22nd, 2010 12:44 PM
Illuminati, you also should learn your music. Tequila Sunrise is a song by the Eagles. Maybe you're not old enough to remember them.
February 22nd, 2010 10:32 AM
She's not crazy, delusional, psychotic or anything else. She's an illiterate, idiotic tramp who will go on doing this as long as you all write about it. So, to the person who called her "irrelevant"...you are wrong. She MUST be relevant if people want to hear about her.
February 20th, 2010 3:02 PM
The instrument has yet to be invented that can measure my profound grief!
February 20th, 2010 2:44 PM
And now forsomeother truly fascinating news: I just took an enormous dump
February 20th, 2010 2:34 PM
You need to learn the truth about the benefits of psychotropic drugs Dancing with the Illuminati.
February 18th, 2010 9:37 PM
Or rather, "The Bolshevism techniques that the Illuminati used to rob and kill all White Russian middle class people in order to rob them and make a quick buck are being used in the USA now."
February 18th, 2010 9:33 PM
She'll go on being delusional. That's what Tequila stands for, it means not seeing clearly. Like the Illuminati song, "Just another Tequila Sunrise."
The world is passing by while delusional people can't see that the criminal Illuminati did the 9/11 attacks from within and continue to mastermind massive thefts to rob the middle class to death. They Bolshevism techniques the Illuminati used to rob and kill all White Russian middle class people in order to rob them and make a quick buck are being used in the USA now. After Russia's white class was destroyed the Illuminati went after the White Germans and White English people making Churchill firebomb White Germans in their homes while Jews were taken to safety camps.
People need to stop being delusional and learn the truth about the Illuminati bankers murdering the world's middle class under the guise of "war" in WW2 so that the Illuminati Jew bankers could profit through human sacrifice.
Don't drink the Tequila. Get informed,
February 18th, 2010 3:35 PM
Oh no...how will we go on?