Tori Spelling is a bad actress that's desperate for attention. She annoys us by how she tries to stay in the news. Spelling is knocked up...
Tori Spelling Fakes Pregnancy, Gets Absolutely Roasted on Instagram
As you're probably aware, it was April Fools' Day yesterday, and as usual, the celebs did their best to give their peasant followers a chuckle.
Very, very few non-comedian celebs are capable of pulling off a good social media prank, but that doesn't stop them from trying, bless their hearts.
Tori Spelling Apologizes For Racist Photo
As far as we can tell, 2020 has been rough for just about every living creature currently drawing breath on planet Earth.
So it really means something when we say Tori Spelling is having a particularly rough go of it.
Tori Spelling: My Kids Are Being Bullied Because We're Poor!
Well, we think it's safe to say this is not a problem that Tori Spelling ever believed she would encounter.
After all, growing up fabulously wealthy as the daughter of one of Hollywood's best-known producers, then launching a lucrative acting career while still in your teens doesn't really prepare you for an adulthood of financial problems and the feeling of powerlessness they can bring.
Dean McDermott: I Crank it to Tori Spelling's Scenes on 90210!
There's TMI - and then there's whatever this is, which has us sticking a length of wire into our ears, hoping to spear the memory of Dean McDermott's latest comments so that it might be extracted and studied in a lab.
(Ed. note: Don't try that at home.)
Dean McDermott: Faking Illness to Get Out of Lawsuit?
Faking sick. When you're a kid it's a marvelous strategy that can get you out of everything from household chores to algebra tests.
But one of the many, many things that sucks about being an adult is that whether you're faking it or you've actually been laid low by illness, you're still expected to keep your appointments and meet your obligations.
Tori & Dean: We Bang While Watching Real Housewives!
Tori Spelling is an actress, but prior to the upcoming 90210 reboot, it had been quite some time since she made any real money in her chosen career field.
Dean McDermott is technically an actor, but since he's best known for hosting the Canadian version of Choppped, it might be time to surrender that title.