It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for...
The current season of Celebrity Big Brother features a wide array of public figures ranging from the douchey (Kato Kaelin) to the mega-douchey (Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci).
(Shout out to Ricky Williams and Tom Green, the only non-douches sharing a roof with the Mooch).
Lindsay Lohan's bizarre new "LiLohan" accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn't even concerned.
In an interview with ET Online, Michael addressed Lindsay's new way of talking, and said, "Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" Michael revealed.
Kate Major is a major loser.
Kate Major is a majorly terrible mom.
Earlier today, video of a physical altercation between Lindsay Lohan and her fiance, Egor Tarabasov, was leaked online, drawing astonished reactions from fans.
Last week, rumors that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant began to circulate online.
Michael Lohan is standing up for his daughter.
The way only Michael Lohan can.
The last time we heard from him, Bam Margera was getting beat up after trash-talking some random Europeans while on tour doing...whatever it is Bam Margera does on tour.
So when Bam popped up on the debut season of VH1's Family Therapy a few weeks ago, we weren't surprised to see that he's since admitted he has a problem with alcohol. We were a bit surprised by his choice of sober companion:
As we reported earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan is dating a 22-year-old Russian real estate agent with the awesomely Russian name of Egor Tarabasov.
Michael Lohan turned himself in this morning and was booked on battery charges stemming from a brawl with his estranged wife.
Check out his latest mug shot, courtesy of TMZ. At least he's looking alert and alive, which was in doubt after his possible heart attack:
