It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for...
Michael Lohan: Dina Lohan Is Still Ruining My Life!
The current season of Celebrity Big Brother features a wide array of public figures ranging from the douchey (Kato Kaelin) to the mega-douchey (Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci).
(Shout out to Ricky Williams and Tom Green, the only non-douches sharing a roof with the Mooch).
Michael Lohan: Lindsay is Not Insane!
Lindsay Lohan's bizarre new "LiLohan" accent set the internet on fire this past week, and while most people were more concerned about her mental health than they were about her garbled nonsense, Michael Lohan, like, isn't even concerned.
In an interview with ET Online, Michael addressed Lindsay's new way of talking, and said, "Lindsay picks up languages like I pick up a coffee!" Michael revealed.
Bam Margera Gets Sober, Buddies Up to Michael Lohan
The last time we heard from him, Bam Margera was getting beat up after trash-talking some random Europeans while on tour doing...whatever it is Bam Margera does on tour.
So when Bam popped up on the debut season of VH1's Family Therapy a few weeks ago, we weren't surprised to see that he's since admitted he has a problem with alcohol. We were a bit surprised by his choice of sober companion:
Michael Lohan and Kate Major: Married!
Troubled celebrity father Michael Lohan has married his troubled girlfriend Kate Major ... who is also pregnant with their second child, according to reports.