Last week, rumors that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant began to circulate online.
Unlike so many celebrity rumors, this one didn't originate with a tabloid headline or an unsourced tweet, but with Lohan herself.
Believing that her fiance, Egor Tarabasov, was cheating on her, Lohan went on a bizarre late-night Insta-rant, but apparently felt that being the victim of infidelity wasn't bringing her enough sympathy.
At first, the world shrugged off her tirade as the ramblings of a very pissed off (and possibly drunk) celeb.
But then Lohan's father confirmed the pregnancy in an interview with Page Six.
Suddenly it seemed as though there might be something to her claims after all.
Yesterday, however, another development confused the hell out of everyone yet again.
Lohan was caught smoking and drinking while in vacation in ... wherever the hell her endless period of unemployment has taken her these days.
Surely, even Lindsay Lohan wouldn't be dumb enough to smoke and drink in front of a bunch of paparazzi while reportedly pregnant, right?
Well, we wouldn't put it past her.
However, we do know that at the moment, the official word from the Lohan camp is ... drum roll, please:
Lindsay is not pregnant!
The confirmation comes from Hofit Golan, who despite her name is not a creation of George R.R. Martin, but rather a "travel blogger" and friend of LiLo's.
Hofit posted the following pro-Lindsay comment on her Instagram page today:
"#timetospeakout. There's no truth to any of these speculations and stories . With all due respect, What you don't see you don't know.
"It's about time someone stands up for a very good person, friend, daughter and fiancé @lindsaylohan (Ranjeet) "Be careful with your words...Once...they are said....They can only be Forgiven... NOT FORGOTTEN" #stopspeculating"
Fair enough, Hofit.
We'll "#stopspeculating," but Lindsay has to uphold her end of the bargain and stop giving us so much to speculate about.