Yarr, Captain Jack is one of our favorite actors.
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard & the Coronavirus Are BOTH Evil!
Millions of Americans are closing out their fourth week of coronavirus-induced isolation this week, and for many, there's still no end in sight.
But hey, at least you can take comfort in the fact that celebrities are just as bored and miserable as the rest of us!
Johnny Depp: Dumped By Russian Girlfriend Amid Booze, Money Woes?
Some of our younger readers might not remember this, but there was a time when the name Johnny Depp was synonymous with cool.
Not too many '90s heartthrobs got to party with Hunter S. Thompsom and jam with Keith Richards, but Depp was many things to many people.
Johnny Depp: Could He Really Go to Jail For Perjury?!
For obvious reasons, it's pretty uncommon for A-list celebrities to be thrown in prison.
The justice system tends to look pretty favorably on the wealthy and well-connected, and if worse comes to worst, you can always just hire a fall guy.
Johnny Depp Tried to Get Amber Heard Fired From Aquaman?!
Throughout his decades as one of the biggest movie stars in the world, Johnny Depp has been praised for his chameleon-like ability to completely transform himself from one role to the next.
Now, for his final act, Depp has apparently decided to morph from beloved screen idol into broke-ass self-saboteur who may or may not be guilty of viciously bullying the ex-wife he allegedly abused.