Yarr, Captain Jack is one of our favorite actors.
Johnny Depp & Daisy Ridley: Dating?!
You may not have noticed - what with the foundations of American democracy crumbling at your feet, and all - but it's been an interesting few weeks in the life of Johnny Depp.
(Hey, someone still has to deliver the celebrity gossip! You want all Trump, all the time, you can go to ... just about every other website on the Internet that doesn't have "porn" in the title.)
Johnny Depp: So Broke He Had to Fire His Agent?
Johnny Depp has been having a rough time lately.
His divorce from Amber Heard made headlines for months; his movie career - once one of the most lucrative in the industry - has produced one middling semi-hit (2015's Black Mass) in the past 6 years, and now his desperate financial situation is the talk of Tabloid Town.
Johnny Depp: Where Did All His Money Go?
As we reported earlier this week, several sources are claiming that Johnny Depp is flat broke, as a result of years of extravagant spending on incredibly posh luxury items.
Some of his financial woes are the result of his wildly expensive divorce from Amber Heard, which has cost the actor than $7 million in settlement cash, to say nothing of what he was forced to fork over in terms of assets and legal fees.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: Divorce Finalized!
Doesn't it seem like years and years since Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, citing Johnny's alleged violent tendencies as the reason she couldn't stay married to him?
It hasn't been years, of course -- it's just been about seven months -- but the messiness really drags things out, doesn't it?
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard is Using Me to Stay Famous!
Remember when we thought the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard had been settled, and both sides would be able to move on with their lives?
Yes, it was a simpler time, when the world occasionally made sense, and Donald Trump was just a ex-reality show host with delusions of grandeur.
17 Worst Celebrity Couples of 2016
From the cringe-worthy and the overly dramatic to the ones who are just downright sad, here's a look at the 17 worst celebrity couples from this past year.
Johnny Depp: Refusing to Finalize Amber Heard Divorce Deal?
Back in August, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard reached a settlement after one of the ugliest celebrity divorce battles in recent memory.
However, like every other development in the bitter breakup, the deal was quickly revealed to be more far more complicated than it initially seemed.