Yarr, Captain Jack is one of our favorite actors.
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard Punched Me In the Face!
Johnny Depp has been in the news a lot lately and -- spoiler alert! -- it's not because of his incredible career comeback.
Quite the opposite in fact, as Depp's torturously slow meltdown has made him a major tabloid staple in recent months.
Johnny Depp Is Being Sued For Paying a Guy to Punch Him
The strange saga of Johnny Depp took another bizarre turn today courtesy of a lawsuit filed by a location scout on his latest film.
In documents filed this week, Gregg "Rocky" Brooks details an assault on the set of City of Lies, a movie in which Depp plays a cop investigating the murder of the Notorious B.I.G.
Johnny Depp Sued By Bodyguards: He Made Us Wipe Coke Off His Face!
In case you haven't been keeping up with the sad downward spiral of Johnny Depp in recent months, allow us to quickly fill you in:
Basically, over the course of the past year, the once-beloved actor has gone from brooding weirdo with mystique, a la Edward Scissorhands, to perennially-inebriated shyster who you wouldn't trust to look after your houseplants, a la some unsettling combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and Depp's Hunter S. Thompson caricature from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.