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Back in the early 2000s, Johnny Depp's transition from oddball indie darling to blockbuster franchise star was the talk of Hollywood.
Not only had Depp made the leap from the arthouse to the A-list, he did so following a late-nineties slump that saw him headlining such forgettable fare as Don Juan DeMarco and The Nick of Time.
Johnny Depp's public image has taken quite a beating over the past year.
The man who used to be Hollywood's most beloved weirdo is now viewed by many as an unstable, abusive alcoholic.
Johnny Depp is in the the throes of a legal battle that sounds super boring at first, but has yielded some very interesting - and very credible - information about the actor's personal life.
Depp is suing his former management team, TMG, alleging that the group mishandled his funds and allowed him to spend himself to the brink of financial ruin.
As you may have heard, Johnny Depp has some money problems.
In fact, some have gone so far as to claim that Johnny Depp is broke.
Johnny Depp owes many people an apology:
Just a few weeks ago, it seemed impossible to believe that Johnny Depp would make a worse career decision than starring in Pirates of the Caribbean 5.
Then the actor flew to England to take part in the Glastonbury Film Festival.
Say this about Johnny Depp:
He knows how to distract the public from a critically-lambasted movie.
Johnny Depp isn't having the greatest 2017.
Now, everything is relative, and Depp still owns a private island, so it could be a lot worse.
In case you haven't heard, Johnny Depp is broke.
Mind you, we don't mean he's munching on mayonnaise sandwiches and cliping coupons.
