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Amber Heard & Elon Musk: Dating?!
Back in September, several media outlets reported that Amber Heard was essentially homeless following her disastrous split from Johnny Depp.
That's probably an exaggeration, but it seems that Heard's financial situation was indeed pretty dire in the wake of her divorce.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard: Divorce Finalized!
Doesn't it seem like years and years since Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, citing Johnny's alleged violent tendencies as the reason she couldn't stay married to him?
It hasn't been years, of course -- it's just been about seven months -- but the messiness really drags things out, doesn't it?
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard Doesn't Want a Divorce!
Back in August, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finalized their divorce with terms that were reportedly amenable to both parties.
After the deal was reached, however, in an unexpected twist, Heard announced that she would donate her settlement to charity.
Johnny Depp: Amber Heard is Using Me to Stay Famous!
Remember when we thought the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard had been settled, and both sides would be able to move on with their lives?
Yes, it was a simpler time, when the world occasionally made sense, and Donald Trump was just a ex-reality show host with delusions of grandeur.
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Johnny Depp: Refusing to Finalize Amber Heard Divorce Deal?
Back in August, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard reached a settlement after one of the ugliest celebrity divorce battles in recent memory.
However, like every other development in the bitter breakup, the deal was quickly revealed to be more far more complicated than it initially seemed.
Amber Heard: Stiffing Charities Out of Divorce Settlement Cash?!
Shortly after Amber Heard filed for divorce from Johnny Depp, it became clear that the situation would be much uglier than your typical celebrity split.
Depp was accused of domestic violence, and Heard's camp painted a picture of the beloved actor as a drunken abusive monster.
Lily-Rose Depp: Latest Photos Spark Eating Disorder Rumors
Lily-Rose Depp's career is taking off in a big way, and the 17-year-old actress, model, and daughter of Johnny seems to be on the verge of becoming a household name in her own right.
Sure, like any teen she's made some mistakes, but fortunately, no one watches Kevin Smith movies, so she should have no trouble bouncing back from the atrocity that was Yoga Hosers.
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 Trailer: Where's Johnny?!?
Johnny Depp may or may not have been involved in the Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt divorce.
There may or may not be a chance that Depp and Jolie actually hook up in the wake of the latter's split from her husband of two years.