Yarr, Captain Jack is one of our favorite actors.
It may be that Johnny Depp is broke after blowing his fortune on a weird, random collection, but he still has a lot of friends.
And one of them has come forward with a story claiming that, during his marriage to Amber Heard, she pooped on their bed. As a prank.
Johnny Depp has been in the news a lot lately and -- spoiler alert! -- it's not because of his incredible career comeback.
Quite the opposite in fact, as Depp's torturously slow meltdown has made him a major tabloid staple in recent months.
The strange saga of Johnny Depp took another bizarre turn today courtesy of a lawsuit filed by a location scout on his latest film.
In documents filed this week, Gregg "Rocky" Brooks details an assault on the set of City of Lies, a movie in which Depp plays a cop investigating the murder of the Notorious B.I.G.
For several weeks now, fans have been concerned about Johnny Depp.
Based on multiple photos that depict the actor in a seemingly malnourished state, they're feared the worst when it comes to Depp's health.
Last week, fans were shocked by photos of Johnny Depp looking gaunt and frail while on tour with his band in Europe.
If you haven't seen the image in question, just imagine what Johnny would look like if he had spent the past few months preparing for a live-action sequel to the Corpse Bride.
In recent photos, Johnny Depp has looked gaunt and frail. That's bad news if you're a fan.
But if you're the sort of person who happens to be concerned with Depp's well-being, there is good news! Sources claim that he's totally healthy, all appearances to the contrary.
One of the many, many perks of being a world-famous movie star is getting to spend time with your idols.
And so, Johnny Depp has lived with Hunter S. Thompson and jammed with Keith Richards.
It wasn't all that long ago that Johnny Depp was one of the most beloved and sought-after talents in Hollywood.
But those days have been washed away in a tidal wave of bad press and enough rum to keep the Black Pearl afloat.
In case you haven't been keeping up with the sad downward spiral of Johnny Depp in recent months, allow us to quickly fill you in:
Basically, over the course of the past year, the once-beloved actor has gone from brooding weirdo with mystique, a la Edward Scissorhands, to perennially-inebriated shyster who you wouldn't trust to look after your houseplants, a la some unsettling combo of Captain Jack Sparrow and Depp's Hunter S. Thompson caricature from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Back in the early 2000s, Johnny Depp's transition from oddball indie darling to blockbuster franchise star was the talk of Hollywood.
Not only had Depp made the leap from the arthouse to the A-list, he did so following a late-nineties slump that saw him headlining such forgettable fare as Don Juan DeMarco and The Nick of Time.
