Jenelle Evans

Jenelle Evans has a whole lot of time on her hands these days.

It's been over a year since Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2, but rather than seeking employment that would enable her to support her children and stepchildren, she prefers to busy herself by documenting every second of her waking life.

David Eason and Nathan Griffith don't agree on very much.

Such as how to raise a young boy without allegedly assaulting or abusing him.

Well, we're not sure how anyone could still be undecided this late in election season, but in case you're still on the fence, here's a fact that might have you pulling the lever for Joe Biden:

Jenelle Evans is voting for Donald Trump.

When Jenelle Evans got fired from Teen Mom 2 last year, she seemed oddly unconcerned about her financial future.

This is an unemployed mother of three with an unemployed husband and two stepkids (one of whom she and David Eason are actually allowed to see), and yet, in more than a year without an income, she's probably never filled out an application or created a resume.

It's hard to keep up with all of the many, many ways that Jenelle Evans is trash, right?

It's basically a full-time job.

Jenelle Evans and David Eason live on a stretch of property that they call a farm.

But since the Easons don't grow any crops, and the animals they raise only get slaughtered when David is pissed off, bored, drunk, or all three, the couple's social media followers think of the land more as a putrid swamp.

Jenelle Evans has been accused of goose-icide.

The former Teen Mom star was asked this week on Instagram about the whereabouts of her two pet geese, both of whom she often posed with on social media back in theday.

It's been well over a year now since Jenelle Evans was fired from Teen Mom 2.

Do you miss her?!

Jenelle Evans has launched an ambitious new project in which she attempts to clear her name with a series of YouTube videos.

Okay, so it's only ambitious by the standards of Jenelle, a woman has never held a full-time job.

Jenelle Evans is not the brightest crayon in the box, is she?

She's shown us just how dull she is many, many times.

One of the most absurd things about body shaming is that it perpetuates the idea that there's one acceptable body type and that everyone should aspire to it.

Also, there are so many good, valid reasons to make fun of Jenelle Evans that attacking her appearance just seems sort of ridiculous.

It often seems that not a week goes by without Jenelle Evans and David Eason breaking up.

Critics are usually quick to dismiss these blink-and-you-miss-it separations as publicity stunts, but they fail to consider one important factor:

Jenelle Evans and David Eason basically live in court, and it can be very difficult to keep all their charges and cases separate.

Just last month, David was in front of a judge in connection with allegations that he pistol-whipped one of Jenelle's friends.

Earlier this week, David Eason posted a video himself eating a goat.

Now, people eat goat all the time, but the difference with David's meal is that the animal had a name and was previously a beloved family pet.