Well, we'd like to say we didn't see this one coming a mile away.
We'd like to say we were utterly shocked by the news that Javi Marroquin tried to have sex with Kailyn Lowry in a convenience store parking lot, despite the fact that he was engaged to Lauren Comeau.
Javi Marroquin is seeking help from a higher power these days.
And, no, we aren't referring to any producers over at MTV.
Javi Marroquin might want to arrange a meeting with his fellow Delaware resident Hunter Biden, as both men are dealing with some pretty ugly PR scandals at the moment.
And in both cases, the best thing these guys can do is lay low for a while and steer clear of the internet.
It's been a full week since the first airing of the Teen Mom 2 episode in which Kailyn Lowry accused Javi Marroquin of trying to have sex with her in a convenience store parking lot.
And amazingly, Javi's fiancee, Lauren Comeau, has yet to offer a public reaction to the allegation.
Kailyn Lowry has quite the past several days.
Don't just take our word for it, however.
If you've been paying attention to the latest Teen Mom 2 drama, you know that despite no longer appearing on the show, Javi Marroquin is currently at the center of an intense controversy,
On Tuesday's episode, Kailyn Lowry accused Javi of trying to have sex with her in the parking lot of a Wawa.
We'll never look at a Wawa parking lot the same way again!
On this week's episode of Teen Mom 2, Kailyn Lowry accused Javi Marroquin of trying to have sex with her while she was pumping gas at one of the convenience store's fine locations.
Another day, another dramatic development in the Kail-Javi-Lauren love triangle!
And once again, things are not looking good for ol' Javi.
On Tuesday's episode of Teen Mom 2, we were reminded that Chris Lopez isn't the only awful baby daddy in Kailyn Lowry's life.
No, Kail also has to deal with Javi Marroquin, who apparently hasn't quite settled into a life of quiet domesticity.
On Monday, a preview clip for this week's episode of Teen Mom 2 dragged one of Kailyn Lowry's baby daddies right into the center of the drama.
And for once, we're not talking about Chris Lopez.
Javi Marroquin and Lauren Comeau have experienced some major ups and downs over the course of their relationship.
And by that, we mean that Javi cheated on Lauren in the bathroom of their home while she was pregnant and asleep upstairs.
Around this time last year, Javi Marroquin was caught cheating on Lauren Comeau in about the messiest way possible.
Javi hosted a party for members of the Delaware gym that he owns and after Lauren went to bed, Marroquin hooked up with a female guest in his bathroom.
Javi Marroquin is sort of a mess.
You know it, we know it, everybody knows it.
There was a time when Kailyn Lowry made a concerted effort to maintain civil relationships with her baby daddies.
We think it's safe to say those days are done.
Well, that didn't take long.
Just weeks after she caught Javi Marroquin cheating on her in her own home, Lauren Comeau seems ready to forgive and forget.
