Donald Trump and his physics-defying hair are taking over the world. Consider yourself warned. Then reach for the remote so that you can...
Donald Trump: Screw It, Maybe I WILL Pardon Joe Exotic!
We don't need to tell you that we're living through one of the most bonkers times in American history.
After all, just a few short months ago, you'd probably never heard of Tiger King or the coronavirus, and now those two things are the subjects of roughly 140 pecent of all social media posts.
Joe Exotic to Donald Trump: Ya Gotta Get Me Out Jail!
At this point, we assume you're at least passingly familiar with the saga of Joseph Allen Schreibvogel Maldonado Passage, aka Joe Exotic, the gun-toting, polygamous country singer/politician/big cat enthusiast at the center of Netflix's most outrageous documentary series.
If you're somehow unaware of Joe and the absolutely bonkers misadventures that have quickly made him 2020's most-memeable public figure, we encourage you to drop everything and binge watch Tiger King at your earliest convenience.
Trump to Meghan & Harry: Living In the US Is Gonnna Cost Ya!
Late last week, it was reported that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are officially Los Angeles residents after months of residing in Vancouver.
Now, Trump is implying that they asked for government-funded security and were turned down. What is the truth?
Donald Trump Doesn't Know Where the Chiefs Play Football
The Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in 50 years on Sunday night.
As a result, residents of the state in which this football teams plays spent several hours celebrating.
Vince Vaughn Hangs with President Trump, Gets Canceled by Twitter
Meghan Markle: I Won't Move to America Until Trump is Impeached!
But apparently she only plans to stay there a little while, and move to the US ... when Trump is no longer in office.
Donald Trump Becomes Third U.S. President to Get Impeached
Donald Trump has been impeached by the House of Representatives.
In a history-making vote that will force the President to stand trial in the Senate early next year, Congressmen and women from across the country impeached Trump on two charges:
Donald Trump to Meghan Markle: You're Too Weak For Public Life!
Folks, there's irony, and then there's whatever the hell this is.
As you know, self-proclaimed billionaire Donald John Trump is famous for many things -- a complexion the color of ripe mango flesh, the most corrupt presidential administration in US history, and of course, the introduction of the phrase "Russian pee tape" into the journalistic mainstream.
Donald Trump Pee Tape Leaks Online: Is It Worth Streaming?
It's been quite a week for President Donald John Trump.
Following a whistleblower report that he strong-armed Ukranian president President Volodymyr Zelenskiy into investigating business deals involving the son of political rival Joe Biden, Trump will soon be the subject of congressional impeachment hearings.
Chrissy Teigen Claps Back at Donald Trump: Come at Me, You Little B-tch!
Celebrity feuds on Twitter -- we love 'em, don't we, folks?
Of course, they're a little more entertaining when neither of the combatants has access to the nuclear launch codes.
Donald Trump: We Love My Chubby Daughter, Don't We, Folks?
Donald Trump's relationship with his children has been a subject of intense scrutiny for several years now.
As far as we can tell, the family dynamic breaks down like this:
Donald Trump: Did He Pressure Ivanka to Copy Paris Hilton Sex Tape?!
While Donald Trump Jr. doesn't shy away from being overtly racist on social media, Ivanka Trump tends to "architect" her words more carefully.
She doesn't just say whatever horrible thought comes to mind. It makes her better at keeping secrets -- but still not perfect.
A$AP Rocky Freed From Swedish Prison
We can practically guarantee this will never be the case ever again, but in this one instance ... we couldn't have said it better than Donald Trump.
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden," the president tweeted moments ago.
E. Jean Carroll: Journalist Accuses Donald Trump of Sexual Assault
Back in the simpler world of 2015, many believed that sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump would prevent the reality-star-turned-demagogue from being elected president.
Obviously, that turned out not to be the case, and the current climate in the United States is about what one would expect from a country that's presided over by an accused rapist.
Taylor Swift-Kim Kardashian Feud Heats Up AGAIN!
Earlier this week, we reported on the surprising news that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have officially ended their feud.
While the pop landscape might be a more peaceful place as a result, it was undeniably a sad day for fans of petty celebrity rivalries.
Donald Trump Reveals Love For Rihanna; Twitter Loses Its Mind
Pets, family, the laughter of children, sandwiches whose names aren't preceded by "Mc" -- these are just a few items on the long list of things that are enjoyed by most people but only serve to deepen President Trump's signature scowl.
In fact, as much as he loves Twitter Donald has only "liked" eight tweets in the history of his time on the site.
Meghan Markle: Did She Piss Off the Queen By Snubbing Trump?
Last week, Donald Trump made his first official visit to the UK.
And as just about everyone predicted, it was an irredeemable sh-tshow.
Rose Hanbury: Did She Troll Kate Middleton at the Trump Banquet?
Donald Trump was in the UK this week, and based on the photos from his various social engagements it looks his efforts to reinforce tired old stereotypes about ugly Americans stopped just short of showing up to royal banquets with Big Mac secret sauce on his tie.
Granted, the Brits aren't exactly known for their effusive displays of affection but the Donald received a chilly reception even by royal family standards.
Yes, Donald Trump Is Still Talking About Meghan Markle
"Nasty" is one of Donald Trump's favorite insults.
And since dude loves his put-downs more than he loves his children, that's really saying something.
Prince Harry Was "Grumpy," Snubbed Donald Trump at Palce
Presideny Donald Trump touched down in Great Britain this week for a three-day, official state visit.
But he wasn't exactly given a hero's greeting upon his arrival.
Donald Trump: Meghan Markle is Such a "Nasty" Woman!
It was really just a matter of time, wasn't it
With so many critics out there slamming Meghan Markle left, right and everywhere in between... does it really come as a shock that Donald Trump would eventually get in on the act?
Meghan Markle Refuses to Meet Donald Trump During Royal Visit!
Meghan Markle can probably think of a million other things she would rather do than to meet Donald Trump.
I'm sure she is under a lot of pressure as it is -- you know, from new motherhood -- she doesn't need to add to her stress levels by conversing with what we call our President of the United States.
Donald Trump to Joe Giudice: Good Riddance, You Criminal!
Donald Trump may be a vile human being who despises immigrants...
... but let's give him points for consistency at least.