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Donald Trump Whines to the Supreme Court: Why Do You Hate Me?!?

Donald Trump Whines to the Supreme Court: Why Do You Hate Me?!?

In a major defeat for former President Donald Trump -- which could spell significant legal trouble for the former Commander-in-Chief -- the Supreme Court on Monday declined to step in to stop the turnover of his tax records to a New York state prosecutor.

And the one-term President took the decision surprisingly well in a statement.

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Donald Trump Blasts Mitch McConnell: He's a Sad, Pathetic Loser!

Donald Trump Blasts Mitch McConnell: He's a Sad, Pathetic Loser!

Donald Trump was found guilty of inciting an insurrection against the U.S. government by 57 Senators over this past weekend.

This significant number of votes by politicians whose lives were threatened by a mob of Trump supporters last month was not enough to convict the former Commander-in-Chief in his second impeachment trial, however.

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Will Trump Be Convicted?

Will Trump Be Convicted?

So far, 2021 is shaping up just as tens of millions of Americans hoped it would:

A new president has been sworn in; the Covid-19 vaccine is gradually making its way across America, and a second Donald Trump impeachment trial is currently underway.

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Farrah Abraham: Defends Donald Trump ... By Deleting Her Twitter?

Farrah Abraham: Defends Donald Trump ... By Deleting Her Twitter?

Farrah Abraham is exactly the sort of person who should probably just steer clear of politics entirely.

She takes pride in her ignorance and her tribal allegiances, and even though she almost certainly couldn't tell you how many branches are in the US government, she feels very, very strongly that her opinions about current events are objectively correct.

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Ivanka Trump: One Little Coup Attempt is Not Gonna Stop Me From Being President Someday!

Ivanka Trump: I WILL Be the First Female President!

These days, Donald Trump has about as many powerful allies as that German fella did when he tied the knot with his actress girlfriend in that bunker.

Former bootlickers like Michael Cohen and Anthony Scaramucci jumped ship long ago, and now the president has even managed to alienate Mike Pence and Mitch McConnell, who recently downgraded Trump's status from "useful idiot" to just plain idiot.

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Donald Trump Biography

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