Donald Trump and his physics-defying hair are taking over the world. Consider yourself warned. Then reach for the remote so that you can...
Folks, there's irony, and then there's whatever the hell this is.
As you know, self-proclaimed billionaire Donald John Trump is famous for many things -- a complexion the color of ripe mango flesh, the most corrupt presidential administration in US history, and of course, the introduction of the phrase "Russian pee tape" into the journalistic mainstream.
It's been quite a week for President Donald John Trump.
Following a whistleblower report that he strong-armed Ukranian president President Volodymyr Zelenskiy into investigating business deals involving the son of political rival Joe Biden, Trump will soon be the subject of congressional impeachment hearings.
Celebrity feuds on Twitter -- we love 'em, don't we, folks?
Of course, they're a little more entertaining when neither of the combatants has access to the nuclear launch codes.
Donald Trump's relationship with his children has been a subject of intense scrutiny for several years now.
As far as we can tell, the family dynamic breaks down like this:
While Donald Trump Jr. doesn't shy away from being overtly racist on social media, Ivanka Trump tends to "architect" her words more carefully.
She doesn't just say whatever horrible thought comes to mind. It makes her better at keeping secrets -- but still not perfect.
We can practically guarantee this will never be the case ever again, but in this one instance ... we couldn't have said it better than Donald Trump.
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden," the president tweeted moments ago.
Back in the simpler world of 2015, many believed that sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump would prevent the reality-star-turned-demagogue from being elected president.
Obviously, that turned out not to be the case, and the current climate in the United States is about what one would expect from a country that's presided over by an accused rapist.
Earlier this week, we reported on the surprising news that Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have officially ended their feud.
While the pop landscape might be a more peaceful place as a result, it was undeniably a sad day for fans of petty celebrity rivalries.
Pets, family, the laughter of children, sandwiches whose names aren't preceded by "Mc" -- these are just a few items on the long list of things that are enjoyed by most people but only serve to deepen President Trump's signature scowl.
In fact, as much as he loves Twitter Donald has only "liked" eight tweets in the history of his time on the site.
Last week, Donald Trump made his first official visit to the UK.
And as just about everyone predicted, it was an irredeemable sh-tshow.
Donald Trump was in the UK this week, and based on the photos from his various social engagements it looks his efforts to reinforce tired old stereotypes about ugly Americans stopped just short of showing up to royal banquets with Big Mac secret sauce on his tie.
Granted, the Brits aren't exactly known for their effusive displays of affection but the Donald received a chilly reception even by royal family standards.
"Nasty" is one of Donald Trump's favorite insults.
And since dude loves his put-downs more than he loves his children, that's really saying something.
