Donald Trump and his physics-defying hair are taking over the world. Consider yourself warned. Then reach for the remote so that you can...

Horseface vs. Tiny: Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels Go Nuclear on Twitter

Horseface vs. Tiny: Donald Trump & Stormy Daniels Go Nuclear

No matter where you fall on the political spectrum, you probably don't need us to tell you that Donald Trump is not the sort of president we're accustomed to seeing in this country.

While previous leaders of the free world seemed primarily focused on leading the free world (booooring!) Trump has set his sights on continually raising the bar in terms of batsh-t insanity and further debasing America on the global stage.

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Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It's Us or Trump!

Jay Z & Beyonce to Kanye West: It's Us or Trump!

In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.

Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.

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Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Bears No Resemblance to Fungus of Any Kind!

Donald Trump: My Big, Beautiful Dong Does NOT Look Like a Mushroom!

Like millions of Americans, you may have logged into social media yesterday and found yourself perplexed by the day's trending topics.

Mushrooms? Mario Kart? Toad?! Why were so many of your fellow citizens taking a sudden interest in fungal delicacies and iconic characters from Nintendo racing games?

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Donald Trump Biography

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