Donald Trump and his physics-defying hair are taking over the world. Consider yourself warned. Then reach for the remote so that you can...
On Wednesday evening, Donald Trump refused to say he would peacefully transfer over the Presidency if Joe Biden won the election next month.
After making this atonishing statement, the Commander-in-Chief was asked about something far more important than the pillars of American Democracy...
Amy Dorris, a former model, spoke to The Guardian this week and alleged that Donald Trump sexually assaulted her at the U.S. Open in 1997.
The incident, according to Dorris, took place outside the bathroom of Trump's VIP box at the tennis tournament in New York on September 5 of that year.
It is not a good time to be Joe Exotic right now.
Some might say this is an evergreen statement, but it applies more than ever at the moment.
At this point, the coronavirus pandemic has been going on for so long that it's hard to remember what life was like at the beginning of this mess.
But if we think hard enough, we can remember a more innocent time -- a time when we all believed the lockdown would only last a few weeks, and a man known as the Tiger King dominated the national consciousness.
Remember when Taylor Swift would often get criticized for being too apolitical?
Thankfully, those days are almost hard to hearken back to at this point.
We hate to break this to his ardent supporters, but:
Kanye West is not actually running for President.
According to The Daily Beast, a book is on the way this summer that will expose President Donald Trump as a liar and a cheat.
On the surface, this may not seem all that revealing, considering what many critics already think about the Commander-in-Chief and consider that similar books have been released in the past.
Dwayne Johnson is known far more for his acting career at this point than his wrestling career.
But the former WWE superstar returned to his in-ring roots on Wednesday night by cutting a vicious promo against the country's most prominent heel:
Donald Trump is not very popular in the world of pop music right now.
First, Taylor Swift trashed the President as a hypocritical A-Hole who America will vote out of office in November.
Hey, Donald Trump, look what you made Taylor Swift do...
The singer -- long criticized for her supposed political apathy -- jumped on Friday into the most controversial topic of the week, trashing President Donald Trump for his response to the civil unrest in Minnesota.
We don't need to tell you that we're living through one of the most bonkers times in American history.
After all, just a few short months ago, you'd probably never heard of Tiger King or the coronavirus, and now those two things are the subjects of roughly 140 pecent of all social media posts.
At this point, we assume you're at least passingly familiar with the saga of Joseph Allen Schreibvogel Maldonado Passage, aka Joe Exotic, the gun-toting, polygamous country singer/politician/big cat enthusiast at the center of Netflix's most outrageous documentary series.
If you're somehow unaware of Joe and the absolutely bonkers misadventures that have quickly made him 2020's most-memeable public figure, we encourage you to drop everything and binge watch Tiger King at your earliest convenience.
Late last week, it was reported that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are officially Los Angeles residents after months of residing in Vancouver.
Now, Trump is implying that they asked for government-funded security and were turned down. What is the truth?
The Kansas City Chiefs won their first Super Bowl in 50 years on Sunday night.
As a result, residents of the state in which this football teams plays spent several hours celebrating.
Even before Meghan and Harry's stunning revelation that they're stepping down from their royal roles, we knew that Meghan was headed to Canada.
But apparently she only plans to stay there a little while, and move to the US ... when Trump is no longer in office.
Donald Trump has been impeached by the House of Representatives.
In a history-making vote that will force the President to stand trial in the Senate early next year, Congressmen and women from across the country impeached Trump on two charges:
Folks, there's irony, and then there's whatever the hell this is.
As you know, self-proclaimed billionaire Donald John Trump is famous for many things -- a complexion the color of ripe mango flesh, the most corrupt presidential administration in US history, and of course, the introduction of the phrase "Russian pee tape" into the journalistic mainstream.
It's been quite a week for President Donald John Trump.
Following a whistleblower report that he strong-armed Ukranian president President Volodymyr Zelenskiy into investigating business deals involving the son of political rival Joe Biden, Trump will soon be the subject of congressional impeachment hearings.
Celebrity feuds on Twitter -- we love 'em, don't we, folks?
Of course, they're a little more entertaining when neither of the combatants has access to the nuclear launch codes.
Donald Trump's relationship with his children has been a subject of intense scrutiny for several years now.
As far as we can tell, the family dynamic breaks down like this:
While Donald Trump Jr. doesn't shy away from being overtly racist on social media, Ivanka Trump tends to "architect" her words more carefully.
She doesn't just say whatever horrible thought comes to mind. It makes her better at keeping secrets -- but still not perfect.
We can practically guarantee this will never be the case ever again, but in this one instance ... we couldn't have said it better than Donald Trump.
"A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden," the president tweeted moments ago.
