Beyonce Knowles is a talented actress and singer. She's married to Jay-Z and is the mother of Blue Ivy Carter.
Piers Morgan Disses Beyonce, Awaits Wrath of Bey Hive
Piers Morgan is one of the great jackasses in the history of civilization, and the world has collectively regretted granting him a modicum of fame for at least the past five years.
But even by the standards of an angry potato who's best known for lip-locking with Donald Trump's anus like it's Ryan Gosling in that rain scene from The Notebook, Piers had a truly horrendous weekend in terms of PR.
Beyonce: Gender of Twins Revealed?!
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