Beyonce

Welp. 

This is one way to distract the public from an alleged affair with LeBron James.

Note to Jay-Z:

You can have Becky with the Good Hair.

Earlier this week, one of the greatest mysteries of our time was solved when the world learned the identity of the actress who bit Beyonce on the face.

Of course, Queen Bey might be the most scrutinized woman on the planet, so we shouldn't be surprised that a new mystery has already emerged to take that one's place.

Back in March, Tiffany Haddish told a story with a mysterious ending that left the internet scrambling in search of clues.

In a typically candid and hilarious interview, the comedian revealed that she once saw another celebrity bite Beyonce on her face in the middle of an A-list event.

By now, you've certainly heard the news that Jay Z cheated on Beyonce.

After all, you'd have go back to the infidelities of Zeus or William Jefferson Clinton to find an affair that's been so thoroughly documented, rhapsodized, scrutinized, and bemoaned.

Beyonce's influence cannot be denied, and her must-watch Destiny's Child reunion at Coachella has reminded the world that her performances are jaw-droppingly powerful.

Justin Bieber was so touched by Beyonce's show that he decided to photoshop his own face onto her body.

Adele is a mother. She's a singer. She's an icon. She's also a long-time fan of Beyonce.

So, like countless people watching at home all across the globe, she was energized and thrilled by Beyonce's 

Like most of America, we're all still reeling with the knowledge that someone bit Beyonce ... and reveling in the mystery of who it might have been.

But long before someone tried to start the Beyhive version of the apocalypse, someone else wronged Beyonce. Her husband, Jay-Z, famously cheated on her.

The great mystery of the 21st century has finally been solved.

We know who did it. 

Forget about whether or not Donald Trump really banged Stormy Daniels - a new mystery now has the entire internet donning Sherlock Holmes caps and doing some serious sleuthing in hopes of answering what might be the most important question of this century ... nay, of all time!

We're talking, of course, about the mystery of who TF bit Beyonce: