Beyonce

We know this may be hard for some members of the Beyhive to admit, but it's allegedly true:

Beyonce Knowles is not actually black.

In the wake of civil unrest across the country... with protests breaking out in city after city... with racial injustice at the forefront of nearly every news story...

... the Queen has spoken out.

In a new cover story for Elle, Beyonce reveals one thing she loves and one thing she hates.

First, the thing she loves -- and it may come as a surprise to fans of the singer:

There no debate that Beyonce has the most passionate fan base of any celebrity in Hollywood.

But there is a lot of debate over the way in which this fan base, often dubbed the Beyhive, reacts in certain situation.

Of all the professional sports, the NBA has the most collegial atmosphere, and Canadians consider skipping the line at Tim Hortons without uttering a sheepish "suri" to be about the rudest behavior imaginable.

So surely, an NBA Finals series between the Toronto Raptors and the famously woke Golden State Warriors would be just about the most sportsmanlike contest in league history, right?

At the Billboard Music Awards, Taylor Swift put on a dazzling performance of "Me!" alongside Brendan Urie.

It was gorgeous. It was coordinated. It was ... a total plagiarism of Beyonce's performance?

It's always a big deal when Beyonce talks about her family.

And it's an even bigger deal when Beyonce reveals photos of her family.

Beyonce has gone ahead and presented fans with a couple early Christmas gifts.

We may not be able to take them home -- but we'll be able to savor them forever and ever.

In case you somehow weren't aware, Kanye West is a card-carrying, red hat wearing, verbal vomit-spewing member of MAGA Nation.

Outside of a Russian billionaire whose investment portfolio is made up entirely of coal mines, McDonald's franchises, and XXS glove manufacturers, it's impossible to imagine anyone who might love Donald Trump more than Kanye does.

In September of 1996, Tupac Shakur was gunned down by an unidentified assailant in Las Vegas.

In the decades since his passing, Shakur's legend has only grown -- as have the rumors that the rapper "pulled an Elvis" and faked his own death.

Beyonce has been called a lot of things over the course of her career -- a legend, an icon, a tasty hors-d'oeuvre for D-list actresses ...

But now, it seems Queen Bey can add yet another accolade to her long list of honors -- all-powerful witch goddess.

In February of 2012, George Zimmerman murdered Trayvon Martin and got away with it because America being supremely f--ked with regard to all matters pertaining to race is not something that just started with the ascendancy of the MAGA chuds.

It's been a little over a month since Beyonce and Jay-Z released a joint album out of nowhere as part of Beyonce's campaign to try to force her fans to accept and forgive her husband.

On Wednesday, Beyonce offered fans an ultra-rare glimpse at her children -- all three of them.

Selena Gomez turned 26 over the weekend, and the photos from her birthday bash were dazzling.

The pics were so good, in fact, that the Instagram "likes" poured in with dizzying alacrity. 

Welp. 

This is one way to distract the public from an alleged affair with LeBron James.

Note to Jay-Z:

You can have Becky with the Good Hair.