Malia Obama: Caught Drinking Wine! At Only 20 Years Old!
Reading Time: 3 minutesNATIONAL EMERGENCY ALERT! NATIONAL EMERGENCY ALERT! America has a pressing, legitimate, highly dangerous situation on its hands along the southern border. …
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Malia Obama: Drunk and Stoned at Harvard Football Game?
Reading Time: 2 minutesWell, it’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and some of you may be feeling like you’re walking into the annual dinner table …
Read About Malia Obama to Forget Your Disappearing Rights
Reading Time: 2 minutesBefore we delve into the matter of an 18-year-old attending a party where other people might have possibly been consuming …
Malia Obama “Partying” at a Club Will Distract You From the Impending …
Reading Time: 3 minutesDid you know that if the Affordable Care Act is repealed without an adequate replacement plan, more than half of …
Sasha Obama: Why Did She Miss Her Dad’s Speech?!?
Reading Time: 3 minutesBarack Obama paid moving tribute to his family last night. Addressing the country for one final time as President of …
Malia Obama: Rehab Rumors Surface Following Long Absence From Public Eye
Reading Time: 3 minutesYesterday, angry cartoon gourd Donald Trump won the Electoral College vote, thus ensuring that he’ll be groping genitals in our nation’s capital …
Sasha Obama: Spotted Drinking at a House Party?
Reading Time: 2 minutesPresident Obama’s time in office is soon to come to an end, and though the most powerful post in the …
Malia Obama: Headed to Rehab?!
Reading Time: 3 minutesIf you just woke up from a 20-year coma and this is your first time using the Internet, welcome! You’re …
Malia Obama: Photographed With Bong Following Pot Scandal
Reading Time: 2 minutesSummer may be over for college students all over America, but Malia Obama wisely decided to take a year off …
Malia Obama: Mocking Pot Controversy in Latest Photos?!
Reading Time: 3 minutesLast month, photos and video surfaced online that appeared to show Malia Obama smoking pot at the Lollapalooza music festival. For …