Malia Obama "Partying" at a Club Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

Malia Obama "Partying" Will Distract You From the Impending Apocalypse

Did you know that if the Affordable Care Act is repealed without an adequate replacement plan, more than half of the American population could be denied coverage due to pre-existing conditions?

That has nothing to do with this article; we just wanted to provide a little context for the fact that some folks are freaking out about a college-aged girl going to a party where other people might have been drinking.

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Sasha Obama: Why Did She Miss Her Dad's Speech?!?

Sasha Obama: Why Did She Miss Her Dad's Speech?!?

Barack Obama paid moving tribute to his family last night.

Addressing the country for one final time as President of the United States, Obama detailed his many accomplishments over the years, emphasized the need for citizens to be actively involved in their democracy...

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Sasha Obama: Spotted Drinking at a House Party?

Sasha Obama: Spotted Drinking at a House Party?

President Obama's time in office is soon to come to an end, and though the most powerful post in the country surely has its allure, we imagine the man will be somewhat relieved to bid the White House farewell.

For one thing, he'll no longer have to carry the hopes of the Western world on his shoulders and keep Joe Biden from choking on a Lego.

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Malia Obama: Photographed With Bong Following Pot Scandal

Malia Obama: Photographed With Bong Following Pot Scandal

Summer may be over for college students all over America, but Malia Obama wisely decided to take a year off between high school and her first semester at Harvard, which means the only thing she'll need to cram for is an introductory course on getting blazed.

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Ray J: I’m Not Sexting Malia Obama!

Ray J: I’m Not Sexting Malia Obama!

Ray J is not sending lew texts to Malia Obama, and did not get threated by the President himself, he claims. Ray J went so far as to debunk the rumors on Instagram.
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