We love Ray J! He was the Kim Kardashian sex tape partner and has turned that video into a full-fledged career that involves... being...

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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

13 Stars Who Don't Deserve to Be Famous
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.
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Kim Kardashian

1. Kim Kardashian

The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.


Kendra Wilkinson

2. Kendra Wilkinson

She mastered the art of sleeping with a really old dude and watching the money pour in for some reason.


Jenelle Evans

3. Jenelle Evans

We should all fight with our moms and have babies out of wedlock if it means this kind of attention.


Kate Upton

4. Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. We'd commit murder for Kate Upton. But she has large breasts and can do the cat dance... that's about it.


Valeria Lukyanova

5. Valeria Lukyanova

She's known as The Human Barbie, and her appearance makes it clear why. We really should not reward such a thing.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

Like any other rational human being, we LOVE Kate Middleton. But she's a small piece of a royal family that holds no power.


Kate Gosselin

7. Kate Gosselin

JUST GO AWAY!!!


Evelyn Lozada

8. Evelyn Lozada

She keeps being engaged to athletes and even having their babies. She's really gotta stop doing that.


Tila Tequila

9. Tila Tequila

For her own sake, Tila Tequila really needs to step out of the spotlight


Nadya Suleman

10. Nadya Suleman

We're sensing a theme here: why are bad mothers so darn famous?


Courtney Stodden

11. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden has a lot of plastic surgery, married a much older guy and... that's it.


Teresa Giudice

12. Teresa Giudice

She's really good at being spoiled and breaking the law, we'll give her that.


Ray J

13. Ray J

This photo depicts the only reason you've ever heard of Ray J.


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Ray J finds himself in hot water after comparing one of his fans to a character straight out of The Planet of the Apes, which is really not very nice of him.

He says he was giving a bully a taste of her own medicine, though.

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Ray captioned the above photo on Instagram, "I usually don't go this hard but ... This chick look exactly like a character on Planet of the Apes. I'm not even kidding."

He's not even kidding. He doesn't normally go this hard, except if he's filming a Kim Kardashian sex tape, in which case ... wow. Just wow. SO hard.

But seriously folks. The fan Ray J targeted, Tina Chastang, tells TMZ she is mortified that he singled her out on the social network with that kind of insult.

She admits he didn't just toss that up unprovoked, however.

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Ray J didn't just hit it first.

He continues to hit it again and again - figuratively speaking, that is - in an attempt to stay relevant.

In a parody for Joan Rivers' upcoming WE tv series (Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?, premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Check out stills from the unnamed video here:

Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics
Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.
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Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still

Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed

Here's something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers... in bed!


Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy

Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness.


Joan Rivers and Ray J

4. Joan Rivers and Ray J

Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter's WEtv show.


A Sex Tape Selfie

5. A Sex Tape Selfie

This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed.


Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J?

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Some celebrity couples are made in heaven, making their fans believe in romance, passion and everlasting love even at the highest levels of fame and fortune.

Just not these ones. Like at all.

In celebration of Valentine's Day, many romantic duos will celebrate with flowers, gifts, meals, dates and public displays of affection. Nauseating, but cute.

These couples, on the other hand, are best known for fighting - in the media, in person and/or on TV - and breaking up a lot. Sometimes with police involved.

Hey, when you're a celebrity gossip site, you can't function without the dysfunctional, so at least they bring the entertainment value and then some, right?

Here are 14 truly toxic twosomes that never should've been a thing:

14 Toxic Couples We Can't Believe Were a Thing
Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!
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Rihanna and Chris Brown

1. Rihanna and Chris Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown dated for two decent chunks of time, the first of which ending after he beat her senseless. Never a good sign. Nor was taking him back after that, but she's moved on with Drake ... thank goodness. Good luck, Karrueche!


Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

2. Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil

Perhaps the most lethal of any love we've ever seen, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil abused drugs so fervently that she could never recover from that viscious cycle, passing away at age 27. He, meanwhile, ended up locked up for a long time.


Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

3. Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva weren't together long, and for good reason. These two went nuclear on each other ... well mostly him on her voicemail.


Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

4. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer equals sexual napalm. That's never healthy. Only sexual.


Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

5. Ronnie Magro-Ortiz and Sammi Giancola

Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore. These two need no introduction. Just clips of them brawling. Of which there are plenty.


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

6. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a long love affair that involved him taking her virginity and a whole lot of partying and frequent breakups, fights and general emotional turmoil. It's possible it wasn't meant to be. And by possible we mean obvious.


Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

7. Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley

Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley of Teen Mom fame were fighting more often than not. Often, things even got physical between the on-off couple, and it was scary.


Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

8. Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler

Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler break up on The Hills. It was a frequent sight. Very frequent.


Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

9. Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi

The Bachelor couples rarely stand the test of time, but Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi were doomed from the start. Reliver their amazing public breakup and you will see why.


Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

10. Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers

Jenelle Evans and Courtland Rogers, who are still technically married, were only together as a couple for a few months ... during which she aborted his baby and both were arrested for heroin possession and assault. They also feuded on Twitter a lot - even by her standards. Not healthy.


Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

11. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline were married two years and had sex at least that many times, as evidenced by their two sons. How in the world did these two ever get married? Okay, we can grasp why K-Fed married her (see photo). Just not the reverse ...


Kim Kardashian and Ray J

12. Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Ray J hit it first, and he filmed it. The XXX-rated Kim Kardashian marked the end of the duo's relationship, though it catapulted her to fame, making it a net positive, we suppose. Ray then relased a song CALLED "I Hit it First," which is just hilarious.


Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

13. Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas

Taylor Swift has had a lot of boyfriends and a lot of breakups. Joe Jonas is the only one to dispatch her via voicemail, however.


Farrah Abraham and James Deen

14. Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Okay, it was a fake relationship that she tried to pretend led to a leaked sex tape that was actually just a porno. But still, Farrah Abraham and James Deen simply DID NOT WORK as a couple.


Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

15. Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston

There are no words.


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According to a new report, Ray J absolutely lost it the day Whitney Houston died of a drug overdose.

Because he was distraught over the passing of his girlfriend at the time? Of course. But also because he allegedly overheard at least one police officer make disparaging remarks about the late singer.

Ray J on the Red Carpet

TMZ sources confirm that Ray J was standing outside the room when he heard laughter and some kind of rude comment, a story that jibes with someone else close to Houston complaining that an emergency responder was "talking trash" about her inside the suite.

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Listen closely, THGers. Ray J has some important words of wisdom to offer.

In a run-in last night with TMZ cameras, the former Kim Kardashian sex tape partner mocked Kanye West for his recent attack on a cameraman... scoffed at the suggestion that he would watch the Myla Sinanaj sex tape... and encouraged all young people to attend college.

It was a classic performance from our favorite D-lister/hip hop star/amateur pornography director.

Seriously, when Ray J speaks, you have to listen. So drop what you're doing now and watch below:

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Is he happy for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West?

Does he still deny "I Hit It First" is based on the Kim Kardashian sex tape?

And, come to think of it, does he still have a copy of that amateur adult video?!?

Ray J stopped by The Wendy Williams Show this week and answered all those personal questions and more, while also saying he's done dating celebrities and is all about "entertainment."

Sit back and watch Wendy gush over her hilarious guest now:

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Earlier today, Ray J came out with the official "I Hit it First" video, the track that he swears is totally not dedicated to a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape.

It features this artist and a Kim look-alike frolicking bed, playing with each other and a video camera.

THG can't help but wonder: Why did Ray J waste time and money putting such a project together?

Why not just take the hilarious single and set it in the background of actual Kim Kardashian sex tape footage? You know, like this creative Internet user did:

The only question that remains, THGers: Which song should be played in the background of the upcoming Farrah Abraham sex tape?

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Simply put: It's here. And it's awesome.

Ray J has released the official music video for "I Hit It First," the Kim Kardashian sex tape-inspired anthem that Ray somehow claims is NOT about the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Right. The same way Amanda Bynes is totally stable and normal.

The video features Ray driving sports cars and flying in airplanes... while also rolling in bed with a young woman who looks a whole lot like a certain large-breasted reality star.

See for yourself:

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Hey, did you hear that Ray J hit Kim Kardashian first?

It's true, he totally had intercourse with this reality star long before she got it on with Reggie Bush, Kris Humphries or Kanye West.

And not long after releasing the aptly-titled - and totally hilarious - "I Hit It First," Ray has now come out with a teaser for the eventual music video.

It features sports cars... scantily-clad women... and a highway sign for Chicago as soon as the artist raps about his ex going "West." And Kanye is from Chicago!

That settles it! This track really is about Kardashian! Take a look now:

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