Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list...

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Aside from being filthy rich and coining some crazy annoying catchphrases, Paris Hilton is perhaps best known for being blonde.

So needless to say, her Instagram followers were thoroughly shocked when Heiress Paris posted the photo below over the weekend. 

 

Yes, that's Kim Kardashian's former BFF sporting some chestnut locks and, as Paris would say, that's hot.

Frankly, we think she looks better than ever, but a number of her fans have vocally disagreed. Whatever your thoughts on the change, there's no denying that Paris needs to get the web's attention by whatever means necessary these days.

Her "career" has been slumping lately with far more downs than ups in 2014. Paris' "Come Alive" music video tanked for the perfectly good reason that it was terrible. 

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Alright, we know Paris Hilton is one of the heirs to a massive fortune, so it's not all that surprising that she's able to drop six figures on champagne in one night. 

What is surprising is that Paris still makes a veritable butt-ton of cash from DJing gigs and personal appearances.

Paris Hilton Mug Shot
Paris Hilton hasn't been famous for a long time. But she hasn't been arrested in years, either!

Yes, when Paris isn't taking #SexySelfies, she's spinning records - or at least hitting play on an iPod - and she's very well compensated for doing so.

Paris raked in about $2.7 million for a recent 4-night DJ engagement at an NYC hot spot and to celebrate the conclusion of all that, like, totally hard work, Paris and her friends celebrated in baller fashion at Manhattan's Marquee club.

Heiress Paris was spotted ordering giant bottles of Ace of Spades champagne that were priced at $100,000 each!

She also shelled out for eleven bottles each of Patron, Cristal, and Grey Goose.

But hold on to your hatred, because as ridiculous as Paris' bottle-popping may have been, she was at least equally generous with the staff, leaving a $47,000 tip for the club's servers and bartenders.

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Hey, remember Paris Hilton?!?

She had a sex tape a long time ago? She was the best friend, and actually the boss, of Kim Kardashian? She then got overtaken by her former personal assistant when the Kim Kardashian sex tape hit and when that star learned how to master social media.

Yup. Now you remember right. Paris Hilton!

Well, it looks as if the celebrity is trying to make a comeback of sorts by doing what she does best: not much at all.

Hilton posted a new picture to Instagram last night, one of her in black lingerie and one that includes the caption "#SexySelfie." Check it out here:

Paris Hilton Selfie

Combined with the seductive Carl's Jr. ad in which she also now appears, it's clear Hilton is attempting to make a move off the D-List.

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Except for The Amazing Race, which wins Emmys for a reason (because it's a great show), reality TV is a lot of mindless entertainment that we watch for very few discernible reasons.

Aside from living in exotic locales and the likelihood of making out with hot guys and girls, what other reason do people have for starring on reality TV shows? 

Well, most of these shameless individuals see their time on reality TV as a starting ground for bigger and better things! Fame! Fortune! A #1 hit or a box office smash! 

Except that doesn't usually happen, though. See below:

Farrah Abraham
Oooooh, lord. Teen Mom star Farrah Abaham wanted to be a singer, and released some absolutely horrible songs to no avail (but great amusement). She's also a terrible actress, as evidenced by her attempts to convince us her sex tape was released by mistake. Screaming is a different story, as she proved with James Deen ...

The 15 reality stars in this gallery, none of whom can act or sing but all of whom have tried, prove this point and then some. Often with hilarious results.

They hoped their reality TV shows would launch them into superstardom. They were wrong ... mostly. In the case of Farrah Abraham and Kim Kardashian?

Millions of dollars have been made, and celebrity status has been achieved. Not how they might have drawn it up when they started out, but still.

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Suri Cruise. Shiloh Pitt. Nori West. Prince George. Blue Ivy Carter.

These celebrity offspring are the result of two near-perfect specimens coming together to reproduce. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Not perfect.

But they sure do make cute babies. (RIP Joan Rivers.)

We thought we'd take a look at a few other celebrity face mashups to see what the resulting individual might look like. The results? Take a look:

Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick
Is it just us or do Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick make the most beautiful woman in the world?

The results? The results are freaking perfection, that's what!

Seriously, could science just hurry up and figure out a way to let Emma Watson and Anna Kendrick morph genetically and become one person?

It's 2014! Why isn't this possible!?! We have no idea.

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It may seem as if they exist in a wholly different universe, but even celebrities attended middle school and high school.

Seriously! It's true! Remember these celebrity prom photos that really must be seen to be believed?

Now, to further drive home the point that even a global UNICEF ambassador such as Angelina Jolie, and even an amateur sex tape star such as Kim Kardashian, have something in common with regular folks, we've comprised a gallery of celebrity yearbook pictures.

While some actresses look pretty much the same (we'd know Jolie's pouty lips anywhere!), the changes in others from their teenage years until now is remarkable.

Like the ninth star listed below, for instance!

If we didn't give you his name, you may not even recognize him! Click around to see what we mean and to whom we're referring:

Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea, born Amethyst Kelly, in her old yearbook photo. That's awesome.

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Celebrity siblings are sort of a weird case study in everything from family dynamics to facial features.

Do the younger siblings try to become famous because of the older siblings? Are they trying to make their own name on merit or just riding on coat tails?

What happens when the celebrity siblings look so much alike people get them confused!? How's it possible to make a name for yourself if everyone thinks you're someone else!?

Check out 17 celebrity sibling duos who might actually be the same person.

Pippa and Kate Middleton
Pippa Middleton might have the better...ASSETS...but she and sister Kate Middleton definitely got the same amazing smile.

Then there's the possibility we're all being punked by some elaborate conspiracy. Maybe these famous sibling sets aren't actually siblings at all.

It makes you think. And blame the Illuminati.

And then there are the celebrity look-alikes, those who aren't related but might as well be. Heck, some of these look more like other celebs than their actual siblings ...

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Ibiza, Spain is the center of the celebrity gossip world these days.

As you may have heard, Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber last week after the two exchanged words over Miranda Kerr.

Then, fire and brimstone nearly destroyed us all when Bieber hung out with Kim Kardashian and kompany during a birthday party for designer Riccardo Tisci.

Also on Friday evening, apparently, Kim caught up with old friend Paris Hilton, posing for an Instagram picture with the ex-A lister:

Kim Kardashian with Paris Hilton

"Reminiscing about the 1st time we went to Ibiza in 2006! @parishilton it was so good to see you & catch up!! Loves it lol," Kardashian wrote as a caption.

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Paris Hilton has reunited with Carl's Jr.

Nine years after first starring in a spot for the fast food chain, Hilton and model Hannah Ferguson are featured in a commercial titled “I Love Texas.”

It features the black bikini-clad women washing a dirty car inside a barn, writhing around with each other on it... while eating a hamburger.

Makes perfect sense to us.

Other beauties who have starred in a Carl's Jr. campaign include Kate Upton, Katherine Webb, Jennifer McCarthy, Heidi Klum and Audrina Patridge. Ogle over the new Hilton spot now:

Not too shabby, huh, fellas?

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In case you haven't heard Lana Del Rey tried to sleep her way to the top and failed.

No, really. That's what Lana said in a recent interview with Complex magazine. She banged dudes in the music industry in hopes of landing a record deal.

When that didn't work, she was shamefully forced to resort to talent and hard work to boost her career. It's the saddest of tales.

But where Lana failed, many others have succeeded.

Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian has slept with plenty of famous guys. Her sex tape wih Ray J provided the blueprint for using bedroom antics to gain international fame

In fact, for every obvious example of a starlet who sexed her way to the A-list (looking at you Kim Kardashian), there are probably a dozen less apparent cases of aspiring actresses, models, and pop stars who got to the top by getting on top. 

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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