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Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back!

That's right, the most boring, scripted show on TV is SO back!

On the Season 7 premiere, Kim and her giant boobs gush about the importance of family, Kourtney reveals the gender of her second baby, Khloe and Kris clash over whether she should take a DNA test, and Bruce takes $h!t from everyone.

Basically all stuff we already knew or didn't care about. Anyway, here's our recap!

Kim Kardashian: "After going through a divorce this past year, it just taught me that family is the most important thing." Well, family and Kanye. Plus 10.

Khloe's in town, but no one bothers to tell Bruce dinner is ready, and he doesn't bother to come downstairs. Blame is shared equally there. Minus 15.

"What does a guy got to do to get a little respect around here?" he says. Not be surrounded by a bunch of money-grubbing reality stars? Minus 10.

OMG ... is Khloe a biological Kardashian? The DNA test drama resumes as  Kris Jenner is consumed with the paternity rumors re: Khloe Kardashian.

"This story is not going away," Kris laments. Yeah, because you have Google alerts set up and are filmed talking about it for your show. Minus 30.

Kim Kardashian has grown closer to her family than ever before. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing for a new baby.

Khloe Kardashian is striving to spend time with her loved ones. Rob Kardashian is finding his way in business

Bruce and Kris Jenner are hitting a rough patch when the former reveals he feels taken for granted.

If these storylines - included in the official E! press release for season seven of Keeping Up with the Kardashians - don't grab your attention, good. There's hope for you yet. But if they DO somehow make you anxious to tune in for new episodes...

... well, those premiere on May 20.

Click through a series of promotional photos of the family now:

Prepare to watch Kim Kardashian cry fake tears over at least a half dozen more divorces, E! viewers, as the network announced today that it has renewed Keeping Up with the Kardashians for three more seasons.

The new deal is worth $40 million for the family, and that figure does NOT include all the revenue Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany will earn by simply Tweeting and pretending to be your pal on Facebook.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 7 Promo

The contract also does NOT cover additional seasons of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York or Khloé & Lamar, along with any future spin-offs producers can conjure up (Kris Does Menopause? Kendall Studies For Her Learner's Permit?).

Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres its next season on May 20, with the only real question remaining:

How much air time will be dedicated to Kim and Kanye West?

We know at least one person who took pleasure in the latest round of Kendall Jenner bikini photos.

Balraj Singh is a high school student from Michigan who has made an impassioned plea to this reality star: please go to the prom with me!

Moreover, he's recruited all his classmates and a good numbers of teachers to join in the movement, as they all contribute below, telling Kendall in the following video that she should attend because Balraj "doesn't smell like curry," is "adorable" and, our favorite, is "swagged out from turban to toe."

Kendall Jenner Prom Invite

So... what should Kendall say? Should she accept Singh's invitation?

Kendall Jenner is rocking a bikini yet again.

The 16-year old half-sister of Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian came under a bit of fire for going too risque in one of these bathing suits back in 2010.

But it's two years later and Kendall is proud of the photos displayed in the latest issue of Flavor, which is apparently a fashion magazine.

"It is such an amazing honor to be featured," Jenner wrote of the spread in her official blog, adding that Sinisha Nisevic snapped the pics and they were taken on James Goldstein's property.

Surprisingly, Kim had something positive to say about the images, too. She blogged on Friday:

"They are soooo beautiful. I love the whole look with the slicked back hair, the gorgeous swimwear and the incredible views from the Goldstein House. So proud of you, Kendall!"

Move over, Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa and Pink. The Kardashians are koming!

Kendall and Kylie Jenner posted a video on YouTube yesterday, one that was filmed during the family's Christmas card shoot in December. Like that annoying Kardashian take on Katy Perry's "ET," here we see Kim, Khloe and Kourtney and Kris Jenner lip syncing along to a popular track.

In this case, the 2001 chart topper from Moulin Rouge, "Lady Marmalade." And the lyric repeated most often in that song? Voulez-vous Coucher Avec Moi Ce Soir.

Sounds about right for the Kardashians, doesn't it?

The Kardashians - "Lady Marmalade" Kover

Kendall Jenner is back in a bikini, although the latest variations aren't especially revealing. At least not compared to the bathing suit that landed her in a bit of trouble in July 2010.

As seen below, the 16-year old recently completed a photo shoot for White Sands Australia, a random swimwear company that makes it clear she has every intention of following in her sister's scantily-clad footsteps.

"This was my first professional swimwear shoot and I got to wear the most gorgeous bathing suits and cute coverups," Kendall's intern wrote on her blog. "What do you guys think of the pics?"

Well... answer the young woman, readers!

Yup, Kendall Jenner is officially on her way to becoming as useless as her sisters.

The reality star pulled a page out of her sibling's attention-starved playbook this week, posting a photo of herself as a blonde on Instagram and asking fans for their thoughts.

But - SURPRISE!!! - it was really just one big joke, as Kendall followed up the picture with a Tweet that reads: Don't worry! Still a brunette! #fooledyou #sillyme. Man, she totally fooled us! Silly, silly Kendall...

Kongratulations, Kim Kardashian, you have taught your sister very well. We shudder to think what lessons you'll pass along next - and we pray they don't include a video camera.

It's really only a matter of time before Kendall and Kylie Jenner are on the red carpets of Las Vegas and/or headlining their own reality show.

For now, though, the 14-year old and 16-year old are simply following in their sisters' modeling footsteps, the latest example being a shoot with celebrity photographer Nick Saglimbeni. A rather grown up, chic shoot at that:

Kylie Tweeted the photo above last night, as the siblings are going all glam in trendy black dresses and some serious hairdos.

Might modeling take the place of college for the twosome? It sounds that way, based on a recent quote from father Bruce Jenner:

"If they want to go to college, certainly, I think it's a good idea. But I'm not the advocate of, 'You've got to go to college!' I think by the time they graduate from high school, they will probably be in a position to go right to working."

Let's just hope neither is pitching the same product as their mother any time soon.

Turns out Kendall Jenner isn't comfortable making a huge deal out of every moment in her life. Guess she and Kim Kardashian are only half related ...

In Kendall's Sweet 16 special Monday night, the fledgling model flipped the f*%k out on her mom, Kris Jenner, who wanted the party in the Bahamas.

"You're trying to make this bigger and bigger and it's embarrassing me," Kendall Jenner complained. "You're just giving me this [over-the-top party]."

"You say you're giving me all this but I don't want it!"

Fortunately for Kendall, Kris decided to step off.

The teenager's bash was moved to a West Hollywood hotel ... nice and quiet, a low key affair (relatively speaking) in which she was given a new Range Rover.

Give the 16-year-old Kendall credit for this, though: In lieu of gifts, she asked guests to give toys to sick children at the Children's Hospital Los Angeles.

"For my mom to be like, 'Oh, we're going to have this huge, extravagant party' ... to think those kids can't even go to a party because they're sitting in a hospital bed, it's just really sad," she explained, showing wisdom beyond her years (and DNA).

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