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Is Prince Charles NEVER going to get his day to rule?

Sources tell the Globe that Queen Elizabeth is going to skip over her son and his wife Camilla entirely when she gives up the throne.

They report coronation plans for Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton are already in motion, set to take place in June 2015.

Globe Cover March 24 2014

I'm not going to say I think Globe is totally making this up - in the world of the British royals almost nothing would surprise me - but they're probably making this up.

Passing over a legitimate heir for no actual reason is basically unheard of.

Abdicating? Fine. But that would be up to Prince Charles and would probably cause a huge scandal. The royals will do ANYTHING to avoid a scandal.

I think it's more likely QEII will just REFUSE to die until after Prince Charles kicks it, so never does become king. Poor guy.

Maybe Globe is just hoping everyone forgets this cover by June 2015 when no coronation happens?

It's not like the tabloids are known for their reliability. Check out these 24 hilariously untrue celebrity gossip magazine covers:

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Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is pregnant again, and this time it's a girl (according to a supermarket tabloid with a penchant for stating the inaccurate)!

So basically, she's not expecting. At least until we hear it from a more reputable source. Still, if you want to buy what Star is selling this week, here goes:

Kate Middleton: Expecting a Girl?

The celebrity news weekly alleges that Kate Middleton is “three months along” and that she shocked Prince William with the news on Valentine’s Day.

"Little George is getting a sister, and Kate is absolutely thrilled,” an alleged insider says ... ignoring the fact that she likely wouldn't know the gender at 12 weeks.

“She was really hoping the next child would be a girl, and having it confirmed has just given her the best start to the year. Kate and William are ecstatic!”

A “royal insider” informs the magazine, “Kate has been talking about it to people ... she isn’t trying to hide it. It’s so different from when she had George."

"She seems more at peace now, because she knows what to expect.”

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Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is not pregnant her second child, despite tabloid reports suggesting that another royal baby is on the way in 2014.

Tabloid reports and a blaring “It’s official: Kate’s Pregnant Again!” headline from Star, who'd have you think that Prince George is gonna be a big brother.

He's not. Not anytime soon, at least.

Kate Middleton Tabloid Report

The magazine says that pics taken in early December of Kate Middleton pushing a stroller on the grounds of Kensington Gardens show a “developing baby bump.”

What’s more, Star says that at a recent gala, Middleton was “glowing,” rested her hand “gently on her stomach,” and appeared to have a “little bump.”

We've been down that road before.

The Kate Middleton bump watch was a gossip staple of 2011-12, and there was nothing to it. Even after she was pregnant, it took months to develop.

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Kate Middleton and Prince William, who just welcomed their first child July 22, already want another baby, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid report.

They're even "eyeing" being pregnant by Christmas, according to Life & Style.

Kate Middleton: Baby No. 2?

It seems crazy to think that not even two months after becoming parents, they're looking to get pregnant a second time, but does that mean it's untrue?

Their families were reportedly STUNNED by this "announcement" of theirs.

The proof, and how the tabloid would possibly know, of course, is unclear.

But the timing is perfect, the magazine claims, and the duo's siblings - Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton - reportedly helped influence the joyful decision.

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A tabloid is under scrutiny for a cover story about Kate Middleton's alleged post-baby weight loss regime ... released the same day she gave birth.

The UK version of OK! came out Monday with a photo of the new royal mom on the cover and the headline "Kate's Post-Baby Weight Loss Regime."

  • Kate Middleton Weight Loss
  • Kate Middleton Post-Baby Dress

Promoting an interview with someone described as her trainer, the story claims Kate Middleton is "super fit ... her stomach will shrink straight back."

Many people felt that the story was a little too soon (to say the least) and puts pressure on new moms to instantly lose the baby weight they put on.

The cover quickly sparked a Twitter backlash, including from TV and radio presenter Katy Hill, who tweeted a photo of her own post-baby body.

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Photographers are camped outside the hospital, stores are stocking baby goods, social media is abuzz, and celebrity gossip sites can talk about little else.

Welcome to Royal Baby Watch 2013!

  • Kate's New Mom Diary
  • All About the Royal Baby

With Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton awaiting the imminent arrival of their first child, the UK can't wait to see who is third in line to the throne.

The duo, known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge since the royal wedding of April 2011, announced they were expecting in December.

The very pregnant Kate Middleton is due July 11 or July 13, depending on what you read. It matters little at this stage. Either way, that's any day now!

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Kate Middleton is due to give birth to the royal heir(ess) in just a few weeks ... which makes this celebrity gossip tabloid cover nothing short of amazing.

Kate Middleton Delivery

Promising ALL THE DETAILS of the royal birth, Life & Style omits just one:

  1. Kate Middleton hasn't actually delivered the royal baby yet.

Despite this minor discrepancy, her family and security team have "rushed to the hospital," while Prince William has been "torn" from his wife's side.

Life & Style has taken up writing some historical fiction, apparently.

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The pregnant Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian are due the same day, according to a new tabloid report. All we have to say about that is O.M.G.

Seriously. Pencil in a Twitter crash around July 13.

Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian

According to a recent slew of royal baby betting, and from what we've gleaned from news reports, that's the date when the royal heir(ess) will arrive.

At least it's the current odds-on favorite. Ditto baby Yeezus.

While their backgrounds, parenting styles and baby bump fashion couldn't differ more, these are without a doubt the two biggest baby stories of the year.

Does Us offer any legitimate insight in the covery story above? Doubtful. Does it have to? No, because they know people can't wait and will read anything.

On that pointless note, vote in our survey and tell us ...

Which baby are you most excited for?!

 

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The countdown to the birth of Kate Middleton and Prince William's baby is ON!

So Us tells us in its new cover story ... which basically reveals nothing new.

Still, Kate Middleton is beautiful and seems cool, so what's not to like?

Kate Middleton Baby Countdown!

After all, the royal couple has been extremely tight-lipped regarding baby names or even its gender, so don't expect non-stop updates a la Kim Kardashian.

That's the thing about William and Kate. Thoroughly modern monarchs, the couple seems determined to give their child as normal a life as possible.

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One U.S. tabloid has published the controversial Kate Middleton baby bump photos taken on her vacation in Mustique. The Duchess is on the cover of Star.

Kate Middleton Baby Bump Photo

Italy's Chi magazine was the first to run the Kate Middleton baby bump photos, which were apparently taken with a long lens from the ocean, this week.

Unlike last year's scandal, during which Chi ran topless photos of the 31-year-old at a private villa, this batch features her in a bikini and on a beach.

Still, it's re-ignited the royal controversy over Middleton's privacy.

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