Prince Michael Jackson News

What's freakier than a Janice Dickinson crotch shot?

How about Michael Jackson doing just about anything!

With armed security and entourage in tow, Mr. Neverland and his hooded, veiled freak show children landed at LAX Wednesday, after their circus barnstorming tour of Japan and England.

Debbie Rowe and the mother ship were nowhere to be found, but Prince Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson and Prince Michael II, a.k.a. Blanket, followed their freaky (King of?) Pop through security en route to ground transportation.... 

PHOTO CREDITS: Bauer-Griffin

The gang allegedly flew commercial. Suckers. Gone are the days of private jets. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Wonder if they saw Britney Spears over at the baggage claim area.

Too bad Japan couldn't keep MJ over there, since they adore him so much. We're guessing America wouldn't mind. Heck, we could throw in John Mayer as a bonus.

Okay, so only two out of five of the princes below are actual royalty, while two of them were spawned by the weirdest man on planet Earth and one once changed his name to an unprouncable symbol. That won't stop The Hollywood Gossip from this exclusive photo comparison. We know who Kate Middleton would pick, but who's your favorite Prince?

TOP ROW: That's Michael Jackson's son, Prince Michael II (really), and those handsome heirs to the British throne, Prince William and Prince Harry.

BOTTOM ROW: That's rocker Prince (born Prince Rogers Nelson), who's gearing up for the Super Bowl halftime show Sunday, and Michael Jackson's other son, Prince Michael I (really).

Michael Jackson is loose in America. But we don't know where.

Incredibly, however, we do know where his children are - and what they look like without their masks on. Brace yourself for the first ever picture of Prince Michael Jackson, hanging out in Las Vegas alone, waiting for siblings Paris and Prince Michael II.

As far as we know, this MJ isn't actually a prince along the lines of Prince William. But who wouldn't name both his sons after a position of royalty when given the chance?

The startling image raises three questions:

1. Whatever happened to this child's mother, Debra Rowe?
2. Who would've guessed we'd see Prince Michael Jackson pictures before Jayden James Federline pictures?
3. And who would be scarier to procreate with: the King of Pop or Anna Nicole Smith?

Ponder those and get back to us.