Celebrity Weight Loss Gossip

A couple weeks ago, NeNe Leakes confronted Michael Lohan on The Insider.

Please, don't ask us why those two were somehow featured on this entertainment news program.

In response to The Real Housewife of Atlanta telling him to suck it, Lohan said NeNe should lose some weight (though he used more colorful wording). Based on an OK! Weekly article, it looks like Leakes is taking that advice.

“My trainer has taught me to eat breakfast," Leakes said of fitness guru Tammy Stokes. “She said, ‘NeNe, you have to bite something in the morning to get your metabolism going.’ So I’ve learned to do that, and it works.

“Then I eat my lunch: lots of salads with chicken. I love to go out to eat for dinner, [but] I never order an entrée. The portion sizes today are very large. So I’ll order an appetizer.”

Who said Michael Lohan doesn't do any good in the world? Oh. Right.

Everybody says that.

Just nine months after giving birth to eight freaking babies, single mother of 14 freaking babies overall Nadya Suleman is back into her pre-baby jeans.

Yup, Octomom lost 145 pounds. No trainer or plastic surgery required.

"I was eating everything in sight," the drain on society recalls.

"I topped 270 pounds while pregnant," the mother of Elijah, 8; Amerah, 7; Joshua, 6; Aidan, 4; Calyssa and Caleb, 3; and Josiah, Makai, Jeremiah, Nariyah, Jonah, Noah, Maliyah and Isaiah, 9 months, tells the new issue of Us Weekly.

While she easily bounced back after her other pregnancies, getting back into shape after welcoming eight babies wasn't as easy. Really, you're kidding.

Instantly erasing 40 pounds after delivering her octuplets, Nadya Suleman felt compelled to join the local gym after welcoming the bundles of joy.

Glad La Habra, Calif., taxpayers sprung for her membership.

BYE, BYE, WEIGHT: Hello, tabloids! Jobless media whore and mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, shares weight loss tips and clamors for attention.

Nadya fits in thrice-weekly midnight workouts (while a taxpayer-funded nanny watches over her sleeping children) with strength training but no cardio.

"I get enough of that with the kids," Suleman said.

The 34-year-old Suleman also maintains a strict diet of five protein-packed meals or snacks a day normally consist of "anything the kids are eating."

Food staples in the Suleman household? Oatmeal, sushi, turkey, and even homemade baby food. "As long as it's nutritious, it's good to eat," she said.

The disgrace also loves to gorge herself on one particular indulgence every day and not even worry about any empty carbs as a result: Publicity.

Hey, if she can't exploit her kids for money, there's always her own body. Gotta give the hyper-fertile one credit for being versatile at least.

If you're seen any Miranda Kerr pictures in your life, you know that the Aussie model, who dates actor Orlando Bloom, is an absolutely gorgeous young woman.

That being said, a recent rooftop photo shoot she did for Grazia magazine in Sydney, on the roof of the Museum of Contemporary Art, is not her most flattering.

As body types go, Mischa Barton is not one you should emulate, but that looks to be what MK is going for. And people wonder why Filippa Hamilton got fired.

Miranda Kerr is one of the planet's most beautiful specimens. But she looks a bit gaunt here, like she could use a steak or several. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Just a quick note to all you models around the world and the quote-unquote high fashion magazines who seem to encourage this type of appearance:

Skeletal does not equal hot.

Honestly, is her shoulder blade going to pop out? Is there any flesh on that arm? To think people criticize Jessica Simpson for looking curvy and normal. Yeesh.

Filippa Hamilton is hot.

She is also 5-foot-10 and a relatively healthy 120-pounds.

But the French model was recently altered dramatically for a Japanese print ad, and claims she was fired by Ralph Lauren because they thought she was too fat.

"They fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore," Filippa Hamilton said in an interview with the New York Daily News.

Hamilton said of the Ralph Lauren Blue Label ad, which features a funhouse mirror-like slimming of her hips: "I was shocked to see that super skinny girl with my face; it's very sad, I think, that Ralph Lauren could do something like that."

She's got a point. Check out the hilarious comparison:

Filippa Hamilton looks great on the left. The right? Well ...

The company, in response, said the controversially altered picture "was mistakenly released and used in a department store in Japan and was not the approved image which ran in the U.S. We take full responsibility."

"This error has absolutely no connection to our relationship with Filippa Hamilton."

They confirmed Hamilton was released "as a result of her inability to meet the obligations under her contract with us." Ah, the ol' catch-all breach of contract.

Hamilton, who had modeled for the designer since 2002, was unmoved and left little room for interpretation when she said in reply: "[Ralph Lauren] fired me because they said I was overweight and I couldn't fit in their clothes anymore."

"I think they owe American women an apology, a big apology; I'm very proud of what I look like, and I think a role model should look healthy."

What do you think? Is Filippa too fat?

Tori Spelling does NOT weigh 95 pounds. Got that, celebrity gossip readers? Yeesh. The 90210 alum clarified this Thursday, stating she weighs a healthy 107!

So there, Star Magazine!

That reputable publication said Donna Martin collapsed and was rushed to the ER for being exhausted, emaciated and drastically underweight at 95 pounds.

Tori took to Twitter to set the record straight.

"Star Mag... LIES!" she said. "Literally not 1 factual thing in entire article. And, come 2 my house & weigh me Star! I'm 107lbs. if you care about FACTS?!?"

THG NOTE: Everyone knows Star is second only to OK! in made-up headlines, Tori. This is what they do. Acknowledge it and you only feed the beast.

THG NOTE #2: 107 isn't much different than 95, is it?

The tabloid said a "painfully thin" Tori collapsed after an "angry showdown" with husband Dean McDermott, whose ex-wife wrote an incriminating tell-all.

As a result, she was indeed admitted to the hospital twice within 24 hours on September 29, but for an undisclosed stomach ailment, not for lack of food.

Spelling insists to Us Weekly, "I am healthy. I am a busy working mom!" She adds that she has "always gotten" picked on for her slim body size. Really?

"This is my weight," Spelling said. "I don't have an eating disorder. It's hard to be criticized in public, and it's harder on your family than you. You need a thick skin."

"When you have kids and when you have a husband, it's upsetting."

Khloe Kardashian has found a way to keep her recent, ridiculous wedding in the news.

A few days after she walked down the aisle with Lamar Odom, Khloe paid a few people to insult her was faced with criticism about her Vera Wang gown-covered body. Said Janice Dickinson, someone even more desperate for attention than Kardashian:

"There's no way she would become a fashion icon. Khloé looks like a heifer."

Added Spencer Pratt, hilariously: "Khloé still needs to work out more. I recommend she go to theheidimontagworkout.com so she can get fantastic curves like my wife's."

Browse through these Khloe Kardashian wedding photos and you tell us: is she overweight? Do you care one bit either way?

In response to these comments, Khloe told Life & Style that she's dropped from a size 10 to a size 6 and:

"Everyone criticizes me about my weight all the time. It's easy for me to be like some other girls in Hollywood - not eat and become anorexic - but thank goodness I am strong-willed and secure with myself... This is my body and I love it."

Kim Kardashian also supports her sister, saying last week:

"Khloé's in the best shape of her life, and millions of people would kill to look like her."

Damn right, Kim! Oh... wait. We thought you said millions of people would kill to never hear from your family again. Nevermind.

Kevin Federline is famous only because he used to be married to Britney Spears and helped spawn her two sons. Now he is best known for being really freaking fat.

Fat doesn't really do it justice. We are talking obese here, people.

Well, that may not last. Having stuffed himself silly for the past nine months, K-Fed is now going to get paid to go on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and lose some weight.

Is this a great country or what?

A rep for the network confirms that K-(over)-Fed is joining the cast of the show's new season. Also appearing? Kevin Federline's ex and baby mama, Shar Jackson!

In addition to Britney Spears' kids Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, Kevin also impregnated Shar twice, only to dump her for Spears. A classy move.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE: Did you really need to take the leftovers, K-Fed? We know you aren't planning on giving 'em to the dog. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite being lambasted in the press for putting on absolutely massive amounts of weight, Kevin seems happy these days with girlfriend Victoria Prince.

She's in slightly better shape than he.

Kim Kardashian has a message for girls across the country:

You can never be happy with yourself until a magazine recognizes that you have a nice body.

Kim - the same large-breasted reality TV star that once took pride in her curves and encouraged girls to do the same - is pimping herself out for QuickTrim, an unhealthy dietary supplement.

Having done a complete 180 on her body type stance, Kardashian is now showing off her svelte figure every chance she gets. Her publicist even ensured her a spot on a nationally-recognized list.

“I’m so thrilled I made PEOPLE magazine’s Top 10 Best Dressed! I was voted best bikini style,” Kardashian wrote on her blog. “This actually means a lot because it means all the effort I made to look good in those bikinis paid off! This year I feel more confident and comfortable in my own skin than I ever have, which is why you’ve seen a lot more photos of me in swimwear this year, hahaha!”

Best Bikini Style? Wow. Kim must have had tough competition from Heidi Montag and... Heidi Montag.

We truly do find it disgraceful that Kim is no longer a role model for bigger-boned women. Instead, she's just like every other famous female that thinks the key to happiness is weight loss.

Does Kardashian really look so much better in the bikini photos below than she did last year? We don't think so.

A week after revealing her real hair in a push for ratings self-esteem among women, TV mogul Tyra Banks showed off her buff new arms on The Tyra Show.

The talk show host says she and seven friends challenged themselves to a three month "get fit, get healthy challenge" beginning this January.

"At first it started as a game ... and then it actually turned into a lifestyle for me," she says. "I didn't work out like crazy, [but] I would exercise."

Then she kicked it into another gear.

"I actually bought a treadmill and elliptical. I got rid of one of my couches and I watched Sex and The City episodes on the elliptical and treadmill."

Banks says her slimmer looks have earned her some attention, which is pretty much all she wants in this world, so you can call it a success.

Tyra Banks is ripped ... and pumped for her latest ratings initiative.

"I thought it was going to be private thing me and my friends were going to be doing, but then the media started taking notice and showing pictures of before and after and me losing weight and I felt kind of exposed," she said.

"I wasn't trying to proclaim to the world 'I got fit and I got healthy and I got in shape' because I felt kind of conflicted. Especially, after the 'kiss my fat ass thing.'"

"It's still fat by the way. I just feel better inside!"

Alright, then.

Tyra Banks says she had to train herself to work out. As a model, she says she "used to just rely on metabolism" but that changed as she aged.

Love her or hate her, she really does look good.

This is disgraceful.

For years, Kim Kardashian took pride in her body, telling various celebrity gossip outlets that she was proud of her curves. She served as a great role model for women in this regard.

But then the folks at QuickTrim came calling and Kardashian chose the money over her fans. Kim and sister Khloe have been shilling for the product ever since, despite its unhealthy side effects and the unenviable message to young girls around the country that it sends.

In the latest issue of Life & Style, for instance, the siblings are totally photoshopped on grace the cover and pretend as though QuickTrim is the most magical weight loss system ever invented.

Says Khloé: It's always been hard to lose weight in general, and I'm still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I've lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It's really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I've had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.

Says Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

Wow. It's almost like they're reading from a script.

A few notes:

• QuickTrim is a cleansing system that forces one to essentially starve oneself, flushing one's body out in a manner that no doctor is his right mind would ever recommend;
• Kim and Khloe are being paid a lot of money for this endorsement;
• Get Thin Fast is grammatically incorrect, moronic editors at Life & Style. It should read: Get Thin Quickly... and Dangerously.

In the end, take Kim and Khloe's advice on pathetic ways to garner attention for yourself. Don't listen to a word they say about dieting.