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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Remember those 19 really sad dogs that were guaranteed to ruin your day?

Consider the following photo gallery the complete opposite of that.

It features a number of dogs going out for a ruff ride with their owners: windows open, wind in their adorable faces, cheeks flapping all like crazy, great times being had all around.

So sit back, put your figurative top down, live vicariously through these happy canines and emBARK on their adventures now:

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Take note, readers: if you are of legal drinking age, you are always free to order Sex on the Beach.

But never, no matter how randy you may be feeling, are you permitted to have sex on the beach.

Josey “Benny” Caballero and Elissa Alvarez recently found this out the hard way when they were caught having intercourse on Bradenton Beach for 25 minutes straight, with one elderly woman actually catching the carnal carnage on video.

After they finished, the couple took a dip... took a nap... and then took each other downtown once again! Until someone called the cops, that is.

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According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

But only technically.

That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.

Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.

Kimye Divorce!

"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.

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We've already seen what happens when goats yell like humans.

But what takes place when goats yell AT a human? Who is mimicking their sound and also yelling at them?

The following amazing video, which would be cute enough if it simply featured a number of baby goats hanging out. But when those baby goats seem to be having an actual conversation with a guy off camera?

It becomes an absolute must-watch:

We haven't been this taken by a goat-based video since Taylor Swift's I Knew You Were A Goat When You Walked In.

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There are certain people you never want to see Twerk.

Take this Twerking Grandma, for example. Please. Take her far, far away.

But then there are folks who Twerk up a storm and put a huge smile on your face, such as the father in the following footage, who arrives home, gets out of his car and immediately dances it up with his adorable daughter.

We should all be this happy to see our family at the end of the work day, shouldn't we? Check out the video now:

Totally precious, right?

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Kelsey Grammer is a father once again.

The actor and wife Kayte Walsh welcomed Kelsey Gabriel Elias Grammer into the world at 8:28 a.m. yesterday. in Los Angeles. He weighed 8 lbs., 2 oz at the time of his birth.

New Grammer Baby

"We are blessed and excited to have this lovely young man join our family - he is magnificent,” the new parents said in a statement, with Grammer adding:

"Our son will be called Gabriel as there is a tradition in our family of going by our middle names."

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Justin Bieber is back, folks!

Back to possibly acting like lying douchebag by pretending he needed a wheelchair in order to cut lines at Disneyland? Sadly, yes.

But also back to making music!!!

The artist stunned fans in the best possible way last night by releasing a multitude of new song clips on Instagram; each is 15 second in length and each features never-before-heard tracks by The Biebs.

Bieber revealed nothing about the singles except to Tweet that he had a “great night in the studio.”

Sit back, enjoy Bieber's new songs and let's all hope they're leading to a new album in the near future:

See, Justin? Isn't it better to release fresh music than to party loudly and smoke marijuana with your friends?

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Attention all dog lovers: The following story is sure to move you to tears.

Police in Savannah, Georgia recently found a Pit Bull wandering around a neighborhood with an injured Chihuahua in its mouth, stopping occasionally to lick its friend’s infected eye.

Law enforcement officials took the canines to the Savannah Chatham Metropolitan Animal Control Shelter, where the injured pup underwent surgery before being reunited with his best friend.

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This stray Pitt Bull and this Chihuahua are best friends. They are looking for a home together.

Via the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department Facebook page, the dogs were very excited to see each other, “licking, whining, caressing and finally cuddling" while onlookers watched in awe.

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Beauty has no expiration date.

So the screen reads prior to the official music video for “Come Get It Bae,” Pharrell’s follow-up to the smash “Happy” that finds Williams playing cinematographer in a studio filled with various women.

As the track plays, each woman does her own dance in front of the camera... and one of those women is Miley Cyrus!

"Come Get It Bae” is the third single to come out off Pharrell’s smash hit album "G I R L." It currently sits at number-56 on the Billboard Hot 10.

Miley, meanwhile, goes back on her Bangerz tour at the beginning of next month. She'll perform in New York City on August 1 because, no, Miley Cyrus is not dead.

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