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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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George Clooney? Kim Kardashian would love to do him.

Barack Obama? That guy is really into change.

Selfies? What else is there in life?!?

Kim Kardashian hasn't just done come crazy people in her time (Nick Lachey? Miles Austin? Ray J?!?), she's also said some crazy stuff; about actors, about politics and about what she considers to be the "worst thing on the planet."

What might that be? Click around and find out now!

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

[Taking selfies] is the purpose of life.

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When her kids are away, Kris Jenner will play.

With Photoshop. Much to our nauseating confusion.

The reality TV matriarch posted a strange picture on Instagram today, heavily editing a shot of herself and her three daughters and including with it a message that reads:

"I miss you guys so much @kourtneykardashian @kimkardashian @khloekardashian !!! #pleasecomehome #love."

Did we mention that everyone in the image is TOPLESS?

Kris Jenner and Topless Daughters

For the record:

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Tony Dungy won the Super Bowl as head coach of the Indianapolis Colts in 2007.

But he didn't win over a lot of fans this week when he said he would NOT have drafted Michael Sam for his team, explaining that the first openly gay player in NFL history would be too much of a "distraction."

"I wouldn't have taken him. Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it," Dungy told The Tampa Tribune, adding:

"It's not going to be totally smooth ... things will happen."

This remark especially caused a stir because Dungy openly campaigned for Michael Vick to be given a fair chance in the league after he served two years in prison on dog fighting charges awhile back.

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Prepare to squeal in delight, THGers.

One Direction has released the first trailer for One Direction: Where We Are, an upcoming concert film that will hit theaters on October 11.

The movie will feature 75 minutes of concert performances, along with 15 minutes of never-before-seen behind-the-scenes footage and exclusive interviews with these beautiful Brits.

Most of the performances will be taken from the group’s June show at Milan’s San Siro stadium.

How will this concert film stack up against past similar efforts from Justin Bieber and Michael Jackson?

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Ready to feel like the Wicked Witch of the West?

No, you won't be flying around on any broomsticks or dropping any houses on your enemies after viewing the following gallery.

But you will be melting. We guarantee it.

That's because the montage of pictures and videos below includes babies and puppies at their most adorable: taking a nap together, playing with bubbles together and learning to crawl together.

We had you at babies and puppies, didn't we? That's what we thought. Click around and be AWWW-inspired now:

Dog Naps with Baby
This is Beau and this is Theo. They have napped together ever since Beau was a newborn.

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The Great Dane in the following video is named Rooster.

But he might as well be called Charles... because it's very clear who's in charge among the pets in this household!

Watch now as Rooster teaches a valuable lesson to an 8-week old puppy (some might refer to the little guy as Rooster's paw-tégé) about how to treat a bird. Namely:

Look, but never bark at or touch.

Pretty cute stuff, right?

Nearly as cute as this Great Dane who refuses to wake up and this Great Dane who wants to play with a baby.

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He wouldn't... would he?!?

A new scandal is brewing around Justin Bieber - and it may be his most damning one yet.

What could be worse than peeing into a restaurant mop bucket, hurling eggs at a neighbor's house and drunk driving in Miami? Consider this:

Bieber may have faked a handicap on Sunday at Disneyland in order to cut the lines.

Justin Bieber Wheelchair

We know Bieber definitely wheeled around in one of these apparatuses, thanks to photo on social media. We simply don’t know why

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So much for that Taylor Swift-Selena Gomez feud.

Over the past few weeks, multiple reports have claimed this friendship was over; first because of Justin Bieber and then Swift was too boring.

But does this sound like a friend scorned to you?

"Usually this S represents 'Swift' but today I'm wearing it because SELENA IS 22!!!!" Swift just posted on Instagram, along with the following photo:

Taylor Swift Hearts Selena

See! Forget the chatter, folks! Telena 4 eva and eva!

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Ever wonder what Billy Bob Thornton thinks of Cupcake Wars?

No? Well, listen up anyway! The actor makes some profound points in the following video.

Taken from his appearance on Oprah's Master Class Sunday, the Fargo Season 1 star uses reality television to explain his problem with humanity in general these days.

“We're living in a time that's just become judgmental and everybody wants to see failure," says the ex-husband of Angeline Jolie. "They want to see people knocked off the hill.

"You can't have a television show without a competition because they want to see who cries this week and who goes downhill, who gets kicked out."

Does Thornton think we need a series about cupcake recipes? No.

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Cats are very popular with other animals these days.

This Saint Bernard really wants to be pals with this kitten... this feline is happy to be licked to adorable death by a deer... and the following cat is in heaven because he's hanging out with his best friend.

Who just happens to be a horse.

Posted by Alexandra Meulemans, the footage features some serious nuzzling from two seriously unexpected pals. But who are we to judge?!? They sure do look happy, don't they?

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