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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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On the HBO hit Girls, viewers often see Lena Dunham in bed.

But they've still never seen Lena Dunham like this.

The actress, who recently dyed her hair platinum blonde, has taken the no-makeup-photo thing to a new level by posting the following image to Instagram, hilariously writing on Twitter how it's "pretty depressing this look isn't even fueled by one ounce of alcohol."

Lena Dunham in Bed

The 28-year-old star later added:

"Realizing I have some of the very specific physical attributes of a woman on trial for killing her much older husband and that's hard."

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Elephants may be large and seemingly very slow.

But they are surprisingly spry!

We've seen elephants play soccer. We've seen them attack Kim Kardashian when the former sex tape star tried snapping a selfie.

And now we're witnessing an elephant from the African Lion Safari Zoo in Cambridge, Ontario slam dunk a basketball. For real!

His name is Chuck. But let's all agree to call him LeBron, shall we?

Anxious to see more elephants in viral actions?

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Sometimes, a picture is snapped at the exact right time.

And, no, we're not just talking about those Kim Kardashian Playboy photos because we're pretty sure the reality star posed for them.

We're referring to those candid shots that seem nearly impossible, the ones where water is seemingly frozen in time or someone just took a punch to the face and you can see his cheeks forever stuck in a wobble.

Or the one where a woman reading a newspaper looks like she has massive fake breasts.

We've combed the Internet for these kinds of photos and posted 21 of them below. All are pretty awesome. Number-19 is especially cool. A couple make us glad we weren't the subjects.

Flip around and be amazed at what a simple camera can capture when clicked at the perfect time:

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It's a whacky weeks in the animal kingdom, huh?

First, this puppy reversed the typical trend and actually pet its owner while he tried to nap.

Now, a lion cub is meeting a human being and not trying to swallow him whole.

Instead, in an unexpected display of amazing affection, the creature engulfs teacher Jonathan Hawkins in a warm embrace.

The footage was filmed in Botswana and we don't know if Hawkins and this lion have any kind of history. But we do know this video will forever change the way we view the King of the Jungle.

We understand if dogs are still scared of lions, but this video is pretty cool, isn't it?

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The latest edition of V Magazine includes Miley Cyrus nude, surrounded by stuffed animals.

But the cover photo of the publication's Rebel Issue, which hits newsstands on September 10, might be even more unusual. 

It features the 21-year old Twerker in some kind of fuzzy bathing suit, one that seems to be incredibly ineffective because it prompts us to ask: Could this thing even get wet?!?

Miley Cyrus V Cover
Miley Cyrus covers this issue of V... while wearing an unusual bathing suit. Can this thing even get wet?!?

Cyrus is also lying on a pile of pretend animals in this picture, while the cover promises to tell us “Why Miley Loves to Provoke.”

But will she continue to provoke?!?

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Haters are gonna hate. Players are gonna play. And Taylor Swift is gonna shake (shake! Shake! Shake) it all off...

... straight to the top!

The superstar’s latest track, the first off her upcoming pop album, has debuted at number-one on the Hot 100.

Swift’s "Shake It Off" moved 500,000 copies in 10 days and was played on YouTube over 50 million times. It’s also everywhere pop radio. Seriously, just try not to listen to it in the car.

Bring It On
What do you have to say about cheerleaders NOW, Taylor?

The beloved artist is also number-one on Billboard‘s new Artist 100 chart, which combines performance across the Hot 100, the Billboard 200 album chart, and the Internet-centric Social 50.

In other words: you may disagree with Swift being a true feminist, but you can't argue with her professional success.

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Kristen Stewart looks hot and talks dirty in the latest issue of Vanity Fair France.

Does she still talk to Robert Pattinson? Is she dating Nichols Hoult?

These questions have been floating around the celebrity gossip world for awhile now, but Stewart has a simple response to all the speculation.

Kristen Stewart Vanity Fair Cover Pic

"My true personal life, as much as people think they know about it, they don't know d-ck sh-t," she tells the magazine. "Who could? By the way, nobody knows."

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Jesse Helt is no longer a wanted man.

The 22-year old homeless man (who may not actually be homeless) accompanied Miley Cyrus to the Video Music Awards and gave a speech on her behalf last Sunday night, one meant to bring attention to the issue of poverty.

But controversy has swirled around Helt ever since, most notably due to multiple warrants being out for his arrest.

Now, insiders confirm that Helt has turned himself in to Oregon police.

Helt was booked at the Polk County Jail and then posted $2,500 bail. He was responding to a three-year-old warrant out that sought his arrest due a parole violation.

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Are you ready to rebel, movie fans?

We know a handful of warriors who certainly are, as Lionsgate has unveiled six new posters in anticipation of The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1.

They feature young men and women who will be at the forefront of the impending revolution against The Capitol, one reluctantly (at first) led by Jennifer Lawrence as Katniss.

She’ll have Liam Hemsworth’s Gale by her side, of course, along with key new characters such as Natalie Dormer’s Cressida. 

Get your first look at some of these newbies, along with a smoldering shot of Miley Cyrus' ex, via the following rebellion-based posters:

Gale Mockingjay Poster
Liam Hemsworth is back for more Hunger Games. He poses here on behalf of Mockingjay.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1 comes out on November 21.

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We may need make an addition to this awesome wedding fails video.

A Reddit user recently posted a shot of himself standing alongside an ice sculpture at his buddy's wedding.

The piece of art was originally made in the shape of a dolphin, but, as this guest points out, it looked a lot like a certain male body part after the fins started to melt.

Someone shield the bride's eyes! She isn't supposed to see this thing until the wedding night!

Wedding Ice Sculpture Fail

It could have been worse for the newlyweds, of course.

A dog could have served as their ring bearer... and we all know how that often goes.

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