Whoopi Goldberg

You may have noticed that Rosie O'Donnell has been in the news a lot this week.

And for once, it's not because the president found her appearance objectionable.

DING! DING! DING!

According to a new report, it is totally on between the longest tenured members of The View.

BREAKING NEWS:

Someone is actually sticking around The View.

Whoopi Goldberg has renounced the label of "African American." Instead, she prefers simply "American."

The star made the proclamation on The View this week, after co-host Joy Behar predicted many Americans would leave the country if Donald Trump became president.

According to The Zimbabwean Conservation Task Force, Dr. Walter Palmer can redeem himself for killing Cecil the Lion by flying back to Africa and performing free dental procedures for poverty-stricken residents there.

But Whoopi Goldberg may not think this is sufficient.

On Monday, the world learned that Bill Cosby admitted to drugging women with the intent to rape them while testifying in a 2005 civil trial.

Many believed this revelation would force the millions of fans and handful of celebrities who had refused to believe the allegations against Cosby to finally admit that the comic legend was guilty of some truly heinous acts.

Variety is making it very difficult for us to mock Kim Kardashian. At least for the duration of this article.

While Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian criticize their sister for being lazy, the magazine has honored Kim in its 2015 Power of Women New York issue.

Zendaya Coleman finds herself at the center of a scandal this week, all because of the way in which she chose to wear her hair Sunday night at the Academy Awards.

In response to the 18-year old's dreadlocks, E! Fashion Police panelist Giuliana Rancic joked that Zendaya likely smells "like patchouli oil ... or maybe weed."

We didn't want to say this again. We didn't think this would happen again.

But Whoopi Goldberg has farted on The View... again.

We all knew Rosie O'Donnell's return to The View would result in some major drama, but we figured she would direct most of her rage at resident right-winger Elisabeth Hasselbeck​  Nicolle Wallace.

But according to witnesses at a recent taping, Rosie's got it in for Whoopi Goldberg, who she apparently feels has gotten a big head since taking over for Barbra Walters as moderator, following Walters' retirement  earlier this year.

Ready for a new View?

In anticipation of Monday's season premiere, ABC has unveiled the first official photo of Whoopi Goldberg and her three new co-hosts: Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie Perez and Nicolle Wallace.

Recently, we learned that Sarah Palin is close to joining The View. Naturally, Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell have responded to this news in the only logical fashion:

They're desperately auditioning other options and getting really, really pissed off all the time.