Well, folks, no matter how you feel about it, the Trump Era has officially come to an end.
Maybe you've been waiting a long time to hear those words, or maybe you're stitching a flag together out of old NASCAR t-shirts with a plan of forming an independent nation-state in your backyard.
Like millions of Americans, you might be feeling a bit anxious about the events of the past few weeks and the direction in which things seem to be headed.
So allow us to offer you a nugget of truth that's sure to put your mind at ease:
Well, if you follow our ongoing series of reports about Florida Man and his feminine counterpart Florida Woman, you know our expectations for the citizens of the Sunshine State are at once very high and very, very low.
Donald Trump's relationship with his children has been a subject of intense scrutiny for several years now.
As far as we can tell, the family dynamic breaks down like this:
It's Fashion Week in New York, which means industry bigwigs and all kinds of celebrities have descended on Manhattan for a first glimpse at the hottest looks of spring 2017.
Oh, and Tiffany Trump is there, too.
We think it's safe to say Tiffany Trump isn't her father's favorite daughter.
Abigail Breslin has been famous for a very, very long time.
She's 20 right now, and she starred in her movie, Signs, when she was just five years old -- she's been around for a good long while.
Today, the longest, most vitriolic presidential election in US history will finally comes to a close.
As of today, Ivanka Trump is officially under the protection of the Secret Service.
If you're like most Americans, by now you probably think you know just about everything there is to know about the Trump family.
Donald Trump has been dominating the 24-hour news cycle for so long now that you might think you know just about everything there is to know about the man.
Of course, you're probably aware that there are certain aspects of his life that Trump would prefer to keep under wraps, such as his many failed business ventures, his history of flip-flopping on key issues, and, for some reason, his hot 21-year-old daughter, Tiffany Trump.
