Simon Saran

Farrah Abraham appeared on Face The Truth to defend her parenting and to test positive for barbiturates, but that's not her only new television gig.

Farrah will appear alongside ex-boyfriend Simon Saran on Season 2 of Ex on the Beach.

It's been almost ten months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG.

The reasons for her dismissal vary, depending on whose version of events you believe, but whether it was Farrah's work as a camgirl or her notoriously horrendous attitude that got her canned, the upshot remains the same:

Last week, the world learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Aden Stay, a 40-year-old stuntman who has apparently grown weary of explosions and car wrecks, and is now looking for a truly dangerous challenge.

Ya know, like dating Farrah Abraham.

It's been such an amazing time for Teen Mom gossip lately, hasn't it?

We've had pregnancy announcements, fights between cast members, balloon stabbings, hate crimes ...

In case any of you have forgotten that Farrah Abraham came from somewhere -- she hasn't just always been around, like the moon or the specter of death -- she got her start on the Teen Mom franchise. And she's still a part of it.

During a Teen Mom 2 special, Farrah reunites with her ex, Simon Saran.

It's tough to tell what exactly is going on between Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran these days.

Farrah and Simon broke up back in March, but they proceeded to send fans some very mixed signals on their social media pages.

Farrah Abraham is back in the U.S., back on Twitter and back doin' the Farrah Abraham things we have come to know and love.

After a brief, overseas stint on the series Single AF, the hardest workin' D-lister in show business has returned to her native land.

Remember when it looked like Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran were actually really in love?

Seems like a lifetime ago now, doesn't it?

Farrah Abraham does not seem like an easy person to get along with.

And yet, for the past few years, Simon Saran has managed to stick around, for better or for worse.

Remember how, just about a month ago, Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran went on an extremely romantic vacation together in Jamaica?

What happened?