Farrah Abraham: Simon Saran is Just My Platonic Sugar Daddy!

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It's tough to tell what exactly is going on between Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran these days.

Farrah and Simon broke up back in March, but they proceeded to send fans some very mixed signals on their social media pages.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran on Vacation

In fact, at one point, it looked as though Farrah and Simon had gotten engaged.

Back in June, Farrah and Simon took a trip to Jamaica together.

We suppose that could be the sort of thing exes do, but this certainly didn't look like a couple of platonic friends enjoying an island getaway together.

Many fans were convinced that Simon proposed during the trip and that Farrah accepted.

When you see the sort of video Farrah was posting to Instagram during the vacay, it's not hard to see how they may have arrived at that conclusion.

Ah, yes, one of those casual BFF trips. To an island. Where you take a candlelit path to your intimate dinner for two on the beach.

Who hasn't done that with one of their exes?

And if you think that was the last trip these two took together, you've severely underestimated Farrah's ability to get free stuff from horny dudes.

Farrah and Simon recently returned from a trip to Greece, another locale that's ideal for honeymoons and other romantic getaways, but kind of a strange spot to take someone you recently broke up with.

The situation is made all the weirder by the fact that Farrah got a restraining order against Simon just last year.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran Photo

Fortunately, E! News asked these two just what the hell is going on between them at a recent red carpet event.

"We are just friends and I think it's better if we keep it at that level," Saran says (tee-hee).

"Her head game changed my mind. She's great at it. Definitely knows how to cheer one up and put one in a better mood."

He went on to gush about Farrah, while at the same time implying that she's kind of a moody and manipulative psycho:

"Plus she's funny at times. Grumpy at times too, but overall a good person. All of this reeled me back in but on a friend level. That's all I have at the moment."

Uncharacteristically, Farrah was a lot less forthcoming when asked about the nature of her relationship with Simon.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran in Bridal Shop

"I have nothing to share," she told the outlet.

A rep for Farrah had more to say on the subject, but it was the usual BS about how she's too busy for a relationship and the trip was for business, and blah, blah, blah...

"She just returned to America from working overseas," says Farrah's spokesperson.

"She is focusing on her upcoming business endeavors and spending time with her daughter and has no time to feed into negative situations."

We guess that's the closest thing to an honest response that we're gonna get out of this situation.

Watch Teen Mom: OG online to relive this non-couple's turbulent romance.

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