Scheana Marie Shay

We can safely say this about Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Episode 1:

It did not lack for drama.

If you watched the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion show on Monday, then you bore witness to some instances of genuine emotion - and of course, some truly cringe-inducing melodrama.

Naturally, most of the moments in the latter category belonged to Scheana Marie, who should really 86 the four pounds of fake eyelashes if she's gonna keep crying nonstop at these things.

Jax Taylor has had a rough year.

Granted, many of his problems are self-created, such as the drama that ensued when he was caught cheating on Brittany Cartwright.

Gym, Tan, Laundry?

Please.

Last week, in a stunning turn of events, Brandi Glanville and Leann Rimes quashed their feud.

But Leann wasn't the only other celeb with whom Brandi had a beef.

If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you may be under the impression that Scheana Marie has had one thing and one thing only on her mind.

We're talking, of course, about Rob Valletta and his uncanny ability to mount a TV on the wall in 7 minutes flat.

If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules recently, then you know the season's most compelling storyline revolves around the doomed relationship between Scheana Marie and Rob Valletta.

Now, before we go any further, it's important to note that sometimes, reality stars become the victims of bad editing and are portrayed in a fashion that's inconsistent with their real life behavior.

If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you're likely aware that Scheana Marie was dating Robert Valletta during filming.

It's pretty much impossible to miss this fact, as every word out of Scheana's mouth has had something to do with Rob.

Tom Schwartz is inarguably the least confrontational member of the Vanderpump Rules cast.

He really only fights with his wife, Katie Maloney, and only then when he's full of liquor, or she's telling the entire world that his penis doesn't function properly.

If you've been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you know that Scheana Marie has had one thing and one thing only on her mind.

Yes, Scheana's obsession with Robert Valletta is matched only by his obvious indifference toward her.

Long before Vanderpump Rules Season 6 debuted at the beginning of December, word got out that Scheana Marie and Robert Valletta had broken up after just a few weeks of dating.

It's a strange situation for viewers, who are just now getting their first real insights into Rob's character and personality, despite the fact that he has no real ties to the cast any longer.

Obviously, the scene from last night's Vanderpump Rules that's attracting the most attention today is the one in which Brittany Cartwright flipped out on Jax Taylor after hearing a recording in which he trash-talked her to the woman he later slept with behind her back.

(She already knew about--and was cool--with the cheating.)