Ronnie Magro stars on Jersey Shore on MTV. He is a muscle-bound hothead but a softie at heart. He's currently dating Sammi from the show....
Just over three months ago, Jen Harley allegedly threw a glass ashtray at the face of Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and hit him near the eye.
Fast forward to this past Saturday night and Harley aimed something else in the direction of her frequent lover's rugged mug:
So much for Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Jen Harley having kissed each other goodbye.
Instead, in a weird celebration of April Fools Day this past Monday, the off-again/on-again/they-really-should-be-off-again-and-remain-that-way lovers shared an actual kiss on Instagram.
Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro are either being very responsible or very irresponsible at the moment.
There's not much in between.
We hate to break this to the Internet, but Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro got back together over the weekend.
By which we don't necessarily mean the cantakerous exes got it on sexual intercourse style or anything.
Back when we learned that Sammi Giancola was engaged to Christian Biscardi, we have one thought:
Oh, God, no one tell Ronnie Ortiz-Magro!
Last week, we reported that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has completed rehab after undergoing 30 days of treatment for alcoholism and depression.
The troubled Jersey Shore star says he's happier and healthier than ever now that he's addressed his issues.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has many things to worry about these days beyond gym, tanning and laundry.
The veteran Jersey Shore personality is instead concerned with personal responsibility, strong mental health and, above all, the well-being of his 10-month old daughter.
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has always tried to come across like a tough guy.
Through the years on Jersey Shore, he's drank heavily, he's pumped a lot of iron and he's taken very little you-know-what from anyone who dared to cross him.
Jen Harley has shared a message on Instagram that means one of two things:
1. She misses Ronnie Ortiz-Magro a lot.
Every time Ronnie Ortiz-Magro breaks up with Jen Harley, the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.
And by "the world," we mean Jersey Shore fans, and by "breathes a collective sigh of relief," we mean "stops screaming, 'RAHN, STAHP!'" every time they see a new headline with Magro's name in it.
We have been spared any major news about Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro for about a month now.
Having just checked our archives, we haven't written about this tumultuous twosome in weeks.
