Charlie Sheen

It's been five months since we first learned that Charlie Sheen is HIV positive, and despite initial reports that the actor planned to adopt a quieter lifestyle and make his health his top priority, Sheen seems to be embroiled in more drama than ever.

Charlie Sheen is back in the news.

For a very Charlie Sheen-like reason.

Yesterday, we reported that Charlie Sheen was recorded making death threats against former girlfriend Brett Rossi.

Today, the Los Angeles law enforcement officials all but confirmed that report by issuing Rossi an emergency 7-day restraining order against Sheen.

We don't want to imply that all folks who describe themselves as tiger-blooded warlocks from Mars are unstable, but Charlie Sheen seems to have never fully recovered from his famous 2011 meltdown.

Back in 2011, Charlie Sheen had a meltdown.

We don't mean he stormed off set one day or lost his temper during an interview. No, Sheen's tiger blood-fueled media rampage was the stuff of legend, and it's widely considered to be one of the most baffling and entertaining career suicides in Hollywood history. And now Chuckles is finally what caused the whole thing:

Another day, another tale of gentlemanly behavior from everyone's favorite tiger-blooded warlock from Mars.

Wow. For a minute we actually started to think Charlie Sheen was a human being again, after his candid and emotional confession last year to having contracted HIV.

But it appears as though the old, sub-human Charlie never really went away after all.

Back in November, the world learned that Charlie Sheen has been diagnosed with HIV.