Charlie Sheen Writes Insane Poem Following Brooke Mueller's Hospitalization

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So, don't know if you heard, but Brooke Mueller has had kind of a rough week.

And yeah, that could be in the running for Understatement of the Year.

In Better Times

She was spotted at a bar in Utah on Tuesday night with Bob and Max, the seven-year-old twins she shares with Charlie Sheen.

She was barefoot, which is always a bad sign, and also she had two young children at a bar. On a school night, even.

The situation only got sketchier when Brooke got into a fight with her nanny, who was also at the bar. Someone called the police, but Brooke took the kids and left before they arrived.

Brooke managed to lay low for a few hours, but she was spotted going crazy at a car wash Wednesday morning around 6:00 AM.

People called the police one more time after they saw her "swinging wildly" at the twins. They even stopped to intervene before cops could arrive, and they said she yelled at them and seemed "high as a kite."

Well, it's Brooke Mueller, so ...

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Heartbreakingly, one of the witness claims that one of the kids begged him "Don't call the cops, they are going to take my mommy away!"

But the unfortunate truth of the matter is that some mommies need to be taken away for the good of everyone involved, but that doesn't make this whole thing any easier.

Though Brooke did run again before police arrived, they were finally able to speak to her over the phone, and they determined that her children weren't in danger and that she didn't commit a crime.

But then a woman who claimed to be Brooke's mother called police again and informed them that her daughter just might be mentally unstable.

Brooke Mueller Photograph

They were able to catch Brooke that time, and she was admitted to a hospital for a psych evaluation.

It sounds like a real roller coaster ride of sadness and drugs, so you know Charlie Sheen couldn't keep quiet about it for too long.

Charlie released a statement about Brooke to People, and it's ... yeah, you're just going to have to read it for yourself.

In the face of a roughshod and polar moment of unsanctioned divide

Sanity and certainty were restored with grace and resolve

Immeasurable gratitude and love to a fellow yeoman of the apocalypse

Sir Michael from that hamlet called Walters

Need accept each and every Crimson palm-sting

Charlie Sheen Smiles

As high fives rain upon his bitchen nobility

Not just from this traveler

But from his safe and stable brood as well

For real, that was his statement about Brooke Mueller.

Those poor, poor children ...

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