The High Life
Jenelle Evans and David Eason aren't letting their recent setbacks drag them down. In fact, it seems the disgraced parents are having the time of their lives!
According to a new report from Radar Online, Jenelle and David spent last weekend in Washington, DC.
Lemons Into Lemonade!
“Jenelle and David are just treating this time like it is a vacation,” an insider tells the site.
These Two Are the Worst
"Jenelle and David went to Washington, DC after they had the kids taken away from them," the source adds.
Business With Pleasure
The tipster says that Jenelle didn't jet off to our nation's capital JUST to party (although we're sure she did plenty of that).
Suddenly On Her Grind
No, it seems Jenelle was in DC to attend meetings regarding her long-gestating cosmetics line.
Who Knows What Goes On In That Head?
It's anyone's guess as to why Jenelle would choose NOW to focus on launching the makeup line that she's been promising for years.
Most parents would probably be laser-focused on getting their kids back. But we probably don't need to tell you Jenelle is not most parents.
Not Wasting Any Time
"They lost custody on Friday and jetted off to Washington, DC for a day trip on Saturday," says the source.
Better For Everyone
Obviously, it's shocking that Jenelle and David would skip town with so much at stake -- but we're sure their kids prefer it that way.
A Disastrous Visit
Earlier this week, the Easons showed up for one of their court-supervised visitation sessions -- and saying it went badly would be putting things very mildly.
“Jenelle and David had a supervised visit at the visitation center with all four kids today,” a source told The Ashley's Reality Roundup.
Maryssa For the Win
“Jace and Ensley were there, as was Kaiser. Maryssa came but refused to see David so he left," the insider added.
The ever-mature David reportedly stormed off, and now it seems that he and Jenelle are no longer pursuing custody of Maryssa.
And Here We Go
It's obvious that Jenelle and David don't like what Maryssa has been saying in the weeks since she was freed from The Land. But surely Eason wouldn't go on the offensive against his own daughter, right? Ha! Of course he would!
It Never Ends With These Two
"Jenelle and David are saying Maryssa is a liar," a source told Radar. A second source added, "She had an attitude during the visit."
This Effing Guy
We imagine having a dad like David would be enough to make anyone cop an attitude, but what do we know?
As for what Maryssa actually said -- it sounds like she just confirmed what the whole world already knew.
Life on the Land
"The judge heard testimony that David and Jenelle were constantly screaming and arguing, and the children were terrified," the source claimed. Damaging testimony, but literally anyone who's seen an episode of Teen Mom 2 could have told the judge that.
As for when she thinks she might regain custody, the source says "Jenelle has no idea when she'll get them back." An that's the best news we've heard all day.