Farrah Abraham isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but even she knows not to mess with former mob affiliates who have a history of savagely beating anyone who pisses them off, right?
Farrah did exactly that over the weekend when she took to Instagram and trash talked former Mob Wives star Drtia D'Avanzo, a woman who could probably have her "disappeared" with a single phone call.
What possessed Farrah to start a feud that will likely end with her being dumped in the East River?
That's anybody's guess, but it's hard to imagine that this will end well for Ms. Abraham.
Here's a recap of the wildly entertaining beef between these two former reality stars:
Gig Gone Wrong
It all started in the trashy feud capital of the world, Atlantic City, where Farrah and Drita were both on the bill to do a meet and greet with casino guests.
Apparently, Farrah was opposed to the idea of doing a joint appearance, but she took the job because she's been fired from Teen Mom OG and ... well, porn doesn't pay what it used to.
She Always Wanted to Be a Gangster
In case you're unfamiliar, D'Avanzo was one of the most short-tempered stars of the VH1 reality hit Mob Wives -- which is really saying something, as that cast wasn't exactly loaded with Zen masters.
Should've Seen It Coming
Naturally, Farrah decided to trash talk Drita after the event -- a decision we're guessing she'll soon regret.
According to witnesses, Farrah seemed to enjoy herself during the appearance. But in an Instagram Live video posted later that same night, she tore Drita to shreds for her allegedly "f--ked up" and "unprofessional" behavior.
It's hard to tell exactly what happened due to Farrah's ... um, unique way with words, but it's clear that the former Teen Mom OG star was VERY pissed off about her interactions with Drita.
"You have someone show up and like talk to the owner about how you couldn't send her her freaking money at my dinner table because she didn't want to eat together, but then she can't even do the photos for the club, she can't meet anymore, she can't talk to anyone, then she just disappears!" a seemingly intoxicated Farrah shrieked.
Are You Taking Notes?
"If you can't be professional to show up to work, don't cry to other people when you have no money, no work, no nothing ... because you are nothing," she added.
Farrah Abraham, Guidance Counselor
"I'm sorry, if you are replaceable in the workforce, no one wants to hire you -- that's not everyone's fault, that is your fault," Farrah continued.
Drita Ain't Having It
Not surprisingly, Drita was quick to clap back with a video of her own. And we think it's safe to say Ms. D'Avanzo possesses vastly superior trash-talking skills.
Drita understands one very important thing about making threats -- the more specific and plausible they are, the more terrifying. And the 42-year-old badass is very detailed in laying out her plans for her newest rival.
Teen Mom Turned Hooker
Explaining the beef to her fans, Drita describes Farrah thusly, "If you don't know who Farrah is, Farrah was on Teen Mom, and then she became a hooker or some sh-t."
Go Home and Get Your Shinebox
Drita goes on to clarify that she doesn't care about Farrah's career choices, but she won't remain quiet while she's being unfairly maligned on social media,
"I no longer assault anyone because the last time someone tested me they ended up putting me in jail," Drita continued. "You're not worth it. However, I might be willing to make an exception."
Being Perfectly Clear...
“I will tell you one thing, I’m not gonna closed-fist punch your face in, I’m going to open hand smack the f—k out of you, straight up, on sight, just so you know," Drita concluded. Hey, at least Farrah knows what to expect!
Farrah has filed for a restraining order against Drita, and to the surprise of absolutely no one, Drita was quick to respond to that news.
Drita clapped back AGAIN last night, this time with an even more scathing video.
Tell Us What You REALLY Think!
“This will be the last time I waste my breathe on that little piglet Farrah,” D’Avanzo began an Instagram video. “She did tweet me and called me low class trash — this is coming from a girl that walks by a soda bottle and is like, ‘Hey, if I shove this up my ass, can I make a dollar?’ — and then she said I act like a criminal, which I’m not going to lie made me laugh.”
Why ... Why Would She Tell Her Lawyer That?
"And then she said that her lawyer would be contacting me. Um, why? Weren’t you the one who just woke up, f—king ripped off your face making a video wrecking me? Did you tell your lawyer you’re a d—k-sucker?” Drita continued.
We're guessing Farrah will probably hold off on replying to this latest volley. In fact, we think you can go ahead and declare Drita the winner in this feud.