You should not cheat on your significant other.
However, IF you're going to cheat on your significant other, you should heed the lessons learned (the hard way) by the following men and women, each of whom made the mistake of outing their own indiscretions via text message.
Talk about awkward!
See what we mean down below...
When Your Son Drives a Hard Bargain...
... and you must give in.
Also, My Kid May Find Out
I think he just did.
Nope, damn you... straight to Hell!
And We're Not Talking About a Cheese of the Month Club!
At least we don't think so.
Did I Say Boyfriend?
I meant best friend, who is definitely of the same gender.
Wait. That's even worse.
Oh, I know: Jenny, screw you!
Fool Me Once...
... you know the rest, right?
And may I add: What the ACTUAL f-ck?!?
Now go home and pack.
Cheating is One Thing
But those insults? Ouch!
I Know You're Meeting Someone
That's the whole problem.
Just Stop Going to Clubs, Liars
It's clearly a bad idea.
There's No Reason to Tell
She can read.
Kids Love to Blackmail
That's what we're learning here.
And another: wait...WHAT?!?
You've Reached an Automated Message
Never try it again.
You Didn't Mean That?
Which part, exactly?
If We've Learned Nothing Else Throughout This...
...it's that $10 isn't nearly enough.