Kansas Man's "Need to Defecate" Mistaken For Bomb Threat
They say no good deed goes unpunished.
A Kansas man learned that lesson the hard way this week when his honorable warning to his fellow Home Depot customers was mistaken as a dangerous bomb threat.
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Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend For Ruining His Life ... and WINS $350,000!!!!
It's very likely that there was a time when you wanted to file suit against an ex following a particularly nasty breakup.
Perhaps the sight of your former partner clipping their toenails while eating sent you into a shame spiral that caused you to question every decision you've ever made.
Boss Sued For "Weaponized Farts" In Bonkers Lawsuit
If you've ever worked in sales, you know that it's a career path that's likely lead you to some very competitive office environments.
If you haven't, think Alec Baldwin's "coffee is for closers" speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, and you have a pretty good idea of how wild things can get when you work on commission.