Amber Heard

When Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finalized their divorce back in January of 2017, the actors signed a nondisclosure agreement that prevented them from speaking to the press about their marriage.

Sources say both parties considered it the best path forward, as it would enable them to focus on their careers and avoid public conjecture about their personal lives.

There was a time -- not all that long ago, in fact -- when people actually looked forward to the promotional tours that preceded the release of Johnny Depp's big-budget studio films.

It may be that Johnny Depp is broke after blowing his fortune on a weird, random collection, but he still has a lot of friends.

And one of them has come forward with a story claiming that, during his marriage to Amber Heard, she pooped on their bed. As a prank.

Johnny Depp has been in the news a lot lately and -- spoiler alert! -- it's not because of his incredible career comeback.

Quite the opposite in fact, as Depp's torturously slow meltdown has made him a major tabloid staple in recent months.

Amber Heard would like to make two things very clear:

1. She is not racist.

Back in the early 2000s, Johnny Depp's transition from oddball indie darling to blockbuster franchise star was the talk of Hollywood.

Not only had Depp made the leap from the arthouse to the A-list, he did so following a late-nineties slump that saw him headlining such forgettable fare as Don Juan DeMarco and The Nick of Time.

The celebrity couples sure are falling of late, and the latest pair to add to the list is Amber Heard and Elon Musk, who are parting ways after just over one year together. 

A source for the couple confirmed the sad news to Us Weekly. 

Johnny Depp isn't having the greatest 2017.

Now, everything is relative, and Depp still owns a private island, so it could be a lot worse.

Johnny Depp isn't exactly killing it these days.

Sure, he's still got the private island in the Bahamas and he probably woke up this afternoon with two spindly models in his bed, but as he stumbles into his mid-50s, the Tim Burton Frankenstein lab creation is definitely learning to take the good with the bad.

It's only been six months since Amber Heard and Johnny Depp finalized their divorce, but Amber has wasted no time in leaving her painful past behind her and moving on with someone new.

Nothing helps you get over an old love like a new love, and that's true times several billion when your rebound dude is none other than Elon Musk.