David Eason: I'm DONE Cleaning Up After Jenelle Evans' Lazy Ass!

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As you've probably heard by now, Jenelle Evans has filed for divorce from David Eason.

Not only that, it seems she's desperate to sever all ties with her estranged husband -- which won't be easy, considering the two of them have a 2-year-old child together.

Jenelle and David Sittin' on a Porch

Jenelle has filed for a restraining order against David, and it appears the couple has had no contact since she fled her former home back in October.

But that hasn't stopped Eason from attempting to intimidate his ex via social media.

At first, he adopted a more conciliatory approach, essentially playing the victim card and trying to convince Evans to return to The Land.

It wasn't long before he realized that would not be effective, and he responded by switching to a more combative strategy:

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David's lawyers have almost certainly cautioned him against discussing his divorce at all, let alone online and publicly, but it seems Dumbass Dave has opted to ignore their advice.

Last week, Eason argued that the public is on his side, a claim that seems indicative of the deep delusions that are guiding his thoughts and actions these days.

Jenelle isn't exactly a fan favorite, but like just about everyone on the planet, she's more well-liked than David.

Let's not forget that Eason shot and killed his wife's dog this year, and that's not even the most appalling thing he's been accused of.

David Eason, Wife

But David swears he's being unfairly criticized.

He says he's not really an abusive, manipulative, chronically unemployed free-loader with a disturbing fondness for taking out his aggression on defenseless creatures such as children and small animals.

No, it might look that way, but really ... he's a very neat person who spends a lot of time cleaning around the house?

Yeah, that's David's latest argument, and frankly, we have no idea what the hell he's talking about, so let's dive in and try to figure this thing out together, shall we?

Jenelle and David Throwback

Over the weekend, a fan asked David for information that "no one knows" about him, which resulted in one of Eason's aimless rambles.

"I've been on my own in this world since I was 15," he wrote.

"Had my own car before I had license," Eason continued.

“People have no idea the type of work ethic I have just because I’ve been working for J, cleaning up after her lazy ass for years,” he concluded.

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Now, David's stories about his past change constantly, and we have no idea why he felt the need to mention that he used to drive without a license.

But as far as we can tell, he wraps things up by claiming that the reason he's been unemployed for two years is that Jenelle is so lazy that cleaning up after her is a full-time job.

Of course, the natural follow-up question is -- why hasn't David found a job in the month since Jenelle left him?

Don't worry -- he's got an excuse lined up for that one:

David Eason, Unhinged

These days, David makes knives and leather bracelets and other summer camp crafts and sells them on social media.

In a recent post he claimed that his fledgling business “heals his soul," and he thanked the handful of fans who have purchased his rinky-dink crap.

“I just can’t wait to make the next one, make it better and get that much more gratification,” he wrote.

That's great, man -- but you'll soon be paying child support to three different baby mamas, so it might be time to get a real job.

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