We’ve known for quite some time that Luke Parker sucks.
But for some reason, it seems The Bachelorette sleazebag had Hannah Brown fooled throughout much of his time on the show.
Yes, Luke’s facade began to crumble on last week’s episode when Hannah had to ask him to tone it the f–k down so she can actually interact with some of the other guys.
[ALERT: In case you haven’t figured it out already, major spoilers for Hannah Brown’s season of The Bachelorette lie ahead.]
But we know that he redeems himself at some point in the weeks to come, because Luke makes it to Hannah’s final four.
Which means he rides his "douchebag who found Jesus" routine all the way to the fantasy suite stage.
Fortunately, it sounds like he didn’t wind up riding anything else, if you catch our meaning.
The latest inside intel comes to us courtesy of the ever-reliable Reality Steve.
Steve was the first to identify Hannah’s finalists, and now he has photographic evidence that Luke makes it all the way to Athens.
But as with Rizzo and Kenicke before them, Hannah and Luke’s romance falls apart in Greece:
As Reality Steve points out, an irate Hannah can be seen responding to an apparent assault on her character in the preview posted below.
“I can’t believe you just said that to me. I don’t owe you anything at this point,” Hannah shouts.
Later, we see her say, “I have had sex…and Jesus still loves me.”
According to Steve, Luke had the fourth overnight date and he was sent home during the dinner portion.
Based on that information and Hannah’s revealing comments in the preview, it’s safe to conclude that Luke inquired as to how far Hannah went with her previous dates, and he was not happy with the results.
Luke is a former player, but he’s also a born-again evangelical Christian, and he probably wouldn’t be pleased to learn that his future wife had just slept with multiple other dudes.
Obviously, that’s Luke’s problem and not Hannah’s, and she absolutely did the right thing in giving him the boot.
As for who receives the final rose, well … you’ll just have to wait until the season finale to find out.
Just kidding, we totally know who Hannah is engaged to, and you can find that info (along with plenty of other juicy tidbits) in the gallery below: