It's been a tumultuous year for Hannah Brown.
After getting dumped by Colton Underwood in an airplane hangar (How does no one talk about that coincidence anymore?!), Hannah went on to star in what many believed to be the most disastrous season in the history of the Bachelor franchise.
This season of The Bachelor has been full of surprises, but there's been one constant throughout:
Hannah Brown is, and forever will be, one of the thirstiest people on the planet.
Peter Weber has already admitted that Hannah Brown is is biggest heartbreak. But is she also his fiancee?
That's been rumored for a while, uncomfirmed by The Bachelor Spoilers. And after Hannah dropped a major hint, things are looking a lot clearer.
If you've been watching the current season of The Bachelor, then you know that a blast from Peter Weber's past has been lurking around the mansion like a lovelorn ghost and spooking the hell out of some of the current contestants.
Yes, for reasons no one quite understands, Hannah Brown is back, and while she thankfully declined the invitation to move into the house and join the race for Peter's heart, we get the feeling we haven't seen the last of Ms. Beast Mode.
Hannah Brown's appearance on Peter's season of The Bachelor has been so controversial that some dude wrote a song about it.
But for Peter, her presence in his life left an indelible mark. In fact, he's calling her the greatest hearbreak of his entire life.
Hannah Brown's controversial appearance on The Bachelor made Peter Weber consider quitting the show to be with her.
The people who can't stand her had better buckle up, because Chris Harrison is discussing giving her another season of The Bachelorette.
While some viewers are crying foul about Hannah Brown's return to TV to appear on Peter Weber's season, how does The Bachelor himself feal?
It turns out that the moment that he saw her again, he felt an impulse to ditch the other contestants and run off with Hannah. Wow!
If you watched Monday night's Bachelor season premiere, you know that producers were only half-lying when they promised the 3-hour event would be "full of surprises."
For the most part, it was the stuff we've grown accustomed to over the past 24 seasons, as 32 ladies resorted to occasionally cringe-worthy tactics in order to set themselves apart from the pack and capture Peter Weber's attention.
If only Peter Weber had bookmarked our section of The Bachelor spoilers.
If only this handsome pilot had been reading The Hollywood Gossip on the reg, he'd have been able to prepare himself for the most stunning development on this Monday's season premiere of The Bachelor.
Over the past several weeks, we've been scouring the Internet for a variety of The Bachelor spoilers, helping fans get an idea of what to expect from Peter Weber's impending season.
But just when we thought we'd prepared our readers for everything, ABC went ahead and dropped the following bombshell on fans...
Hannah Brown's season of The Bachelorette was full of surprises.
There were decent guys who turned out to be massive douche bags, sercret girlfriends left behind in hometowns, and the astonishing longevity of Luke P., who made it into Hannah's final four despite being the worst human to ever draw breath.
Hannah Brown did not find love on The Bachelorette.
And yet the reality star has managed to accomplished a feat very few in her position have done before:
Hannah Brown has answered the question she knows is on your mind.
Kind of. Sort of.
ABC has released a brand new, extended first look at Peter Weber's upcoming season of The Bachelor.
And, in the least shocking development of the month, it features the handsome series lead kissing many suitors and also making many of them cry.
Chemistry.
It's not really something you can develop; it's almost always something you naturally have or you simply do not.
For ages, Dancing With The Stars fans have wondered if Hannah Brown and Alan Bersten are dating. They'd make a very cute couple.
But as they made their stunning red carpet debut at the CMA Awards, fans were reminded repeatedly that they're just friends.
Hannah Brown is a divisive figure in Bachelor Nation.
But whether you love her or hate her, there are two truths about Hannah that you simply can't deny:
Last week, the world learned the real, sinister reason Sean Spicer is still on Dancing With The Stars despite his abysmal dancing.
Fans and judges alike are frustrated that the season has been effectively rigged when other, talented dancers have gone home.
When asked about their experiences on Dancing With the Stars, the celebrities who have battled for the mirrored disco ball usually offer some variation on the same theme.
The consensus seems to be that the competition is far more challenging than any of the participants expected it to be going in.
"Hannah Brown is so into herself!"
So reads a recent post in a Facebook group devoted to the denizens of Bachelor Nation.
Hannah Brown may be Dancing with the Stars at the moment.
But Luke Parker is still whining about how he was portrayed on The Bachelorette.
