Earlier this week, Southern Charm star Ashley Jacobs took most of the Internet by surprise when she issued an apology to Kathryn Dennis.
The Bravo stars had gone back and forth for most of this show's fifth season, with their feud mostly based on the fact that both had slept with awful lead cast member Thomas Ravenel.
Dennis is actually the mother of Ravenel's two young children, atlhough she was only his "egg donor," according to one of Jacobs' insults from this last batch of new episodes.
Ashley has also accused Dennis in the past of being on drugs and of being a terrible mother whose kids see more of their father's girlfriend (Jacobs, at that time) than they do of their own mom.
Pretty heinous stuff all around.
So... how did Dennis respond after when Jacobs penned a lengthy Instagram mea culpa that said she owes all Southern Charms fans, but especially "Kathryn in particular" an apology?
By basically laughing in her rival's face, that's how.
In a video shared to her Instagram Story page, fellow Southern Charm star Danni Bird gave followers a look at Dennis' response today.
You can see in the footage that Denis is shocked by Ashley's post, reading out loud, for instance, how Jacobs claimed she "learned a tremendous lesson" and responding:
"This lesson? That's a tremendous word for you!"
Dennis also reacted to Jacobs' conclusion of the apology, which read:
"I can't rightfully describe how sorry I am, but I'd never forgive myself if I didn't at least try. Yours Truly, Ashley."
"Yours Truly?!?" Dennis says. "She's writing this to nobody."
That's not exactly a very personal way to sign something, it's true.
But Jacobs does go on in detail about how out of line she was to call out a parent for, well, anything.
It's a role to which the child-less Ashley cannot relate.
"After many chats with my friends and family with children, I never understood the unbreakable bond a parent has with their child,” the 33-year-old wrote in her message, adding:
"I can listen and learn and be more respectful in the future but until I’m blessed with a child, I can never truly understand the sacrifices a parent makes on behalf of their children."
This could be a load of BS.
But it's some fairly well written BS.
The letter, however, is addressed to Ashley's fans, not to Dennis herself, prompting another priceless response from Kathryn:
"Are you kidding me?"
Jacobs, meanwhile, broke up with Ravenel last week, perhaps finally seeing the light after he had been accused of rape by two women.
This split came a day after Ravenel quit Southern Charm, taking no responsibility at all for his actions in the process.
"I crossed a line and hurt people who don't deserve it," Jacobs said in her apology, seemingly coming across as serious.
But not to the main person who she was trying to appease.
"Do you think somewhere a village is missing its idiot?" Bird replied while reading Jacobs' note, eliciting a laugh from Dennis.
Kathryn also re-shared a still from Bird's video and captioned it "@dannibird for real?" with laughing emojis.
Yeah. We somehow doubt she and Jacobs will be meeting for coffee any time soon.