Khloe Kardashian: I Want to Elope With Tristan Thompson, ASAP!

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It's been over a month since Tristan Thompson was caught cheating on Khloe Kardashian, and despite the hopes of fans and her family, she still hasn't dumped him.

Now a spine-chilling report has come out that Khloe is planning to elope with Tristan and marry him, since no one else supports their union.

Oh no, Khloe.

Khloe and Tristan Thompson, All My Love

RadarOnline reports that Khloe Kardashian is scrambling together a wedding with Tristan Thompson ... and that her mortified family is refusing to be a part of it.

According to their sources, Khloe is "desperate" -- their word -- to get hitched to her cheating baby daddy.

Now, the Kardashians are known for circling the wagons and supporting each other under a variety of circumstances, but even that famous Kardashian solidarity has its limits.

Per the sources, Khloe's family is refusing to take part in such a wedding "under any circumstances."

Sometimes, the ones you love are more protective of you than you are.

A Khloe Kardashian Kiss

This source reveals that, like so many of Khloe's fans and other decent human beings, the Kardashians are furious with Tristan after he and his cheating scandal humiliated Khloe.

"They detest this guy with a passion."

While all of this has come from sources, Kris Jenner herself said that talking about Khloe and Tristan makes her cry.

"And cannot believe Khloe’s let him walk all over her like this."

Khloe has a strong personality and is always vocal in defending her sisters from slimy guys. It's sad that she doesn't advocate for herself like that.

Khloe Kardashian with the Smooch

Apparently, their attempts to get through to her have been unsuccessful.

"Even after their intervention to Ohio, she’s defending him."

She's defending him ... for cheating ... on her?

"And refusing to believe the cheating stories which she insists were exaggerated."

We are deeply curious to know how one exaggerates a video.

Did he take a woman up to his room to show her his etchings?

When he was fooling around with those two women in a hookah bar, did he accidentally fall and his face just landed upon one's bosom?

It sounds like those reports that Khloe is in denial still hold water.

Kradling Khloe

This source claims that Khloe is too entranced by Tristan to give him the boot.

"He has a real grip over her."

The source goes on, observing that Khloe's alleged wedding plans are evidence of how out of her gourd she has become.

"And it speaks volumes that Khloe’s desperate to get hitched this summer."

This summer?

Khloe, this is not the way.

We can't verify this story, as it comes from unnamed sources. We would love nothing more than to learn that the sources are mistaken.

We want to believe that Khloe has more sense than that.

Mom and Dad Pic

The source does reveal the sort of wedding that Khloe would like.

"Ideally she’d like a splashy white wedding but with nobody in her corner it’ll more likely be a straight elopement instead."

So, in other words, Tristan didn't just ruin the week of their daughter's birth, he's also blown Khloe's chance at having the wedding of her dreams.

"Kim, Kris, Kourtney, and co are adamant they won’t be in the same room as Tristan, let alone a wedding chapel."

Considering that Kim unfollowed Tristan on Instagram, she can't even look at the guy's face without feeling enraged.

We hope that Khloe snaps out of it. Maybe she'll have to wait until more evidence surfaces. Or until the next time he cheats.

Until then, fans will keep trolling Khloe whenever they get the chance. It's their version of tough love.

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