If you’ve been watching Vanderpump Rules this season, then you’re likely aware that Scheana Marie was dating Robert Valletta during filming.
It’s pretty much impossible to miss this fact, as every word out of Scheana’s mouth has had something to do with Rob.
Yes, despite the fact that she was not yet divorced from Mike Shay at the time, Scheana fell head over heels for Rob over the summer.
Unfortunately, it seems like the attraction was primarily one-way.
While Scheana has spent much of the season gleefully describing Rob’s penis and television-mounting skills to her increasingly uninterested friends, Valletta has pretty much behaved like the human embodiment of the phrase "he’s just not that into you."
This is the woman who rose to fame by banging a married Eddie Cibrian and then grinned her way through a disastrous, short-lived marriage, so it’s not like we’re used to seeing her in healthy relationships.
But even by her own manic standards, Scheana’s behavior has been absolutely bonkers this season.
Needless to say, fans have taken notice.
“Is it embarrassing for you to watch the show and see how pathetic you look chasing Rob and not even being with him anymore when you acted like you were married already?” wrote one user on Scheana’s Instagram page.
“Tonight’s episode f-cking embarrassing!!! [You’re] delusional and need professional help!!!” opined another commenter.
“This season is hard to watch. I’ve never seen someone come across so desperate and insecure. Honest to God I’ve never seen anything like it," remarked a third.
The situation is made even more cringe-worthy by the fact Scheana and Rob broke up before the current season of Vanderpump even made it to air.
The 32-year-old former pop singer has been outspoken in her own defense, claiming that she’s simply a victim of bad editing.
Fans remain unconvinced because of course Scheana is defending herself.
So now Rob is speaking out on his ex’s behalf, and basically telling viewers to STFU:
“A lot of people are watching a TV show that was shot months ago, and TV shows are shot to create drama and intrigue. No one knows what happens behind closed doors and or when the cameras are off,” he tweeted this week.
It’s hard to think of a more self-defeating phenomenon than the weird habit reality stars have of informing the public that their popular reality show is total bullsh-t.
We know producers have gone to great lengths to convince us Rob is a Super-Successful Hollywood Guy, but really this is the only project he’s ever been involved with that people have actually seen.
If you don’t believe us, just check out his Wikipedia page.
Oh wait … you can’t because Famous Actor Man doesn’t have a Wikipedia page. In 2018.
Look, we’re sure Rob does alright for himself at … whatever it is he actually does for a living, but maybe he and Scheana should both pipe down and learn to shrug the hate off a bit.
Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive Scheana’s season of denial.