Hey, are you tired of hearing about Tori Spelling and the state of her uterus yet?
Well, buck up, buttercup, because we're in this thing for the long haul.
It was just this week that Tori and her husband, Dean McDermott, announced that they're expecting their fifth baby, so we're going to be hearing about this baby for the next several months, at least.
Settle in. It's going to get obnoxious in here.
It's not that we don't wish Tori and her family the best, obviously, it's just that sometimes Tori and Dean make it hard to like them.
Take, for instance, Dean's now-infamous affair.
The thing happened three years ago, and in the interview they gave this week about the pregnancy, they're still going on about how great it was that Dean cheated on Tori and how much it helped their marriage, like none of us understand how ridiculous that sounds.
"We made the conscious decision," Tori explained, "based on our love for each other to tough it out and work through it. It was one of the worst times in our lives, but it was also one of the best times."
"One of the best times," honestly? Because, and this brings us to our next point, Tori and Dean did a little reality show after the news of Dean's affair broke, and it was absolutely atrocious.
It was an entire show of Tori and Dean screaming and crying and fighting, and they also had the bright idea to feature their young children on the show.
Throw in all the reports of Tori's crippling debt and her insistence on spending money at every turn -- as well as her insistence on having baby after baby while she's so strapped for cash -- and it should be easy to see why we're not her biggest fans.
And hey, you know who else isn't all that fond of Tori?
Dean's ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace.
If you'll remember, Dean cheated on Mary Jo with Tori back in 2005 and ultimately left her for Tori, so Mary Jo's always had reason to dislike her.
Earlier this year, the ladies were finally able to make up, but now, it seems like things aren't going so well.
According to a new report from Radar, Tori and Dean never told Mary Jo about the pregnancy. She "had no idea Tori was pregnant again," a source claims, and she found out when the rest of us did.
And that, apparently, greatly upset Mary Jo.
She's also upset about the family's financial situation: the source adds that she "is disgusted by them and their wild spending."
"Disgusted" sounds like a strong word, but if someone that close to Tori and Dean feels that strongly, then maybe they should reconsider their choices.
Every last one of them.