We don't want to imply that all folks who describe themselves as tiger-blooded warlocks from Mars are unstable, but Charlie Sheen seems to have never fully recovered from his famous 2011 meltdown.
Granted, some of Sheen's behavior in recent years might be attributable to his distress over being diagnosed with HIV, but bad medical news doesn't drive most people to smear dog crap all over their ex-wives' carpets or put out hits on former girlfriends.
Yes, according to Radar Online, an unidentified female friend of Sheen's claims to have tape recorded the actor while he was ranting about his plans to have ex Brett Rossi murdered.
“This piece of sh-t needs to be f--king buried," Sheen reportedly says of Rossi. "Family of gangsters. You get it.”
According to Sheen, Rossi is one of the women who demanded cash payouts in order to keep the actor's HIV diagnosis a secret.
While Sheen seems to have willingly forked over the cash in other cases, for some reason he was outraged by Rossi's attempt to to "extort" him.
Those who have heard the tape say Rossi's demands send Sheen into a rage:
“I can’t be f***ing extorted. It’s called treason," he reportedly says. "You know what treason is? It’s punishable by death.”
Asked what he plans to do about the situation, Sheen allegedly responds in frightening detail:
“I’d rather spend 20-grand to have her head kicked in. Then people will realize, oh, it’s dangerous.”
Don't worry, Charlie. We're pretty sure everyone realized you're potentially dangerous long, long ago.