Now that Lindsay Lohan is off probation (for the first time in 8 years!), she's free to do almost whatever she wants without fear of legal repercussion for the first time in her adult life.
Of course, Lindsay never really quit any of her bad habits, but now she can indulge without fear of a random pee test.
Obviously, there are lots of upsides to no longer being under the government's thumb, but the best part might be that now when Lindsay posts a horribly photoshopped selfie, she can make like Jamie Foxx and blame it on the alcohol!
The pic above is a bit more expertly re-touched than previous Lohan Photoshop disasters, but that's really not saying much.
This time, however, it looks like she's employed professionals.
Lindsay credits the pic to famed photographer Ellen Von Unwerth, and we have no reason to doubt that she's telling the truth, but we can't help but wonder why such a high-end pic looks so...crappy.
For starters, Lindsay is almost unrecognizable here. If we didn't know better, we'd swear this is a Glamour Shot of Pennsatucky from Orange is the New Black.
On top of whatever is going on with Lindsay's face, her belly button appears to have vanished, and unless that's a side-effect of cocaine use we weren't aware of, we're gonna go ahead and chalk that up to airbrushing.
And then there's the fact that that background looks about as convincing as that '80s laser motif that you might have chosen for your 3rd grade yearbook photo.
We could go on, but...why? We'll take an old-fashioned, drunk Lindsay in her underwear over this phoniness any day.