Lindsay Lohan gives good face ... or bad face, or ugly cry face, or Photoshop face, or belligerent drunk face, depending on her mood.
She is nothing if not versatile, this girl. Quite impressive.
Anyway, here we celebrate her 29th birthday with a look back at some of Lindsay Lohan's wackest photos through the years.
The girl has taken her fair share of them, that's for sure.
Lindsay Lohan: Teeth
This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Lindsay Lohan: Gun Show
Linds did a photo shoot and posed while pointing a gun at her mouth. Nice!
Lindsay Lohan cries as the judge in her probation case sentences her to 90 days in the can. Which she deserves, but the girl lives in denial.
Lindsay Lohan: Knife Fight
The infamous Lindsay Lohan-Vanessa Minnillo knife pic. What a classic moment. These two clearly wanna make out and maybe stab each other.
Lindsay Lohan Through the Years
This about says it all.
Lindsay Lohan GIF
This is one of the best Lindsay Lohan GIFs you will ever see. Watch and appreciate.
Lindsay Lohan Mugshots
Lindsay's 2010 mugshot is a classic. So is the 2011 one, and the 2012 one, and ....
Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine
It's not good for you.
Lindsay Lohan Blowing
Lindsay Lohan blows. Hard. Seriously. Look at that never ending stream of smoke.
Lindsay Lohan: Lip Service
Lindsay's lips were looking a tad too pouty.
Lindsay Lohan: Court Style
For one of her court appearances, Lindsay's makeup was a bit out of control.
Lindsay Lohan: Train Wreck
Worth a thousand words.
Lindsay Lohan Crying
Lindsay Lohan crying in The Canyons. Another awesome GIF from the Internet.
Lindsay Lohan: Gettin' Freaky
Lindsay lets out a scream with her pal Freddy Kruger.
Lindsay Lohan: Cocaine Nose?
Some Instagram users have suggested that Lindsay has visible cocaine in her nostril here. Sadly, we wouldn't be surprised.
Lindsay Lohan: Smashed
Oh, how could we forget this infamous photo of Linds passed out in a car?
Lindsay Lohan: Wasted!
Seriously. How wasted can one human being be? In court no less?!
Lindsay Lohan: Strike A Pose?
Lindsay tried to strike a sultry pose but ended up looking unrecognizable.
Lindsay the Slasher
What is it with this girl and knives? And self-destruction?!
Lindsay Lohan Photoshop Fail
Lindsay Lohan fails HARD in this amazing Instagram photo in which the impact of photoshop can clearly be seen. And laughed at.
Lindsay Lohan Booze Shirt Photo
Lindsay Lohan's latest Instagram post has some fans worried. Is the troubled starlet back on the bottle?
Lindsay Lohan No Pants Photo
Lindsay Lohan posted a photo of herself naked from the waist down on Instagram today. Apparently, it has something to do with her birthday tomorrow.
Lindsay Lohan Community Service Photo
Lindsay Lohan is doing some community service in this photo. While wearing a very revealing shirt, of course.
Lindsay Lohan: Islam Convert?
Lindsay Lohan left her Brooklyn community service facility with a copy of the Koran. Can you believe that?
Lindsay Lohan Photoshop Selfie
Lindsay Lohan puts her Photoshop skills to the test in her latest selfie. Nice thong. And fake waist.
Lindsay Lohan Side Boob Photo
Lindsay Lohan flashes some side boob in Ibiza. The sad part is, she probably still thinks she looks really good.
Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
Linds shows off her best qualities. This girl knos how to take a selfie.
Lindsay Lohan Falls
Lindsay takes a tumble in Italy. We're sure she's completely sober.
Lindsay Lohan: Drunk in Italy
Lindsay loves to get drunk all over the world. Here she is hammered in Italy.