Get ready, children of Brooklyn! Lindsay Lohan is coming to show you how to party!
Having done everything in her power to avoid community service, LiLo is finally giving in and abiding by the slap-on-the-wrist sentence that was handed down to her in connection to a car accident that took place back in 2012!
Lohan has failed to complete her community service before the court-appointed deadline on several occasions already, and she’s come up with some pretty hilarious excuses in order to avoid jail time. (Our favorite involved Lindsay somehow doing community service on Facebook.)
Now, the jig is up, the chickens have come home to roost, and the coke-fueled freckle monster is coming for your kids.
Yes, somehow a childcare facility in Brooklyn thought it would be a good idea to allow Lindsay to get right with the court by looking after fledgling hipsters all day.
According to her latest Instagram post (above), Lindsay arrived in NYC today. Sources say she’s to report to Duffield Children’s Center early tomorrow morning. Our guess is she’ll f–k up in horrific fashion and be in jail by the weekend.
Insiders say Lindsay raced to NYC in order to complete her service hours in time, and for once, she actually seems serious about doing what’s expected of her.
But while her intentions may be good, we have our doubts that Linds will be able to get in under the deadline. In order to complete her 125 hours by May 28, she’ll need to put in 7 hours a day, 7 days a week.
On the plus side, at least she’ll be doing work that people anyone actually cares about for the first time since Mean Girls.
