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Kim Kardashian continued her vacation in Paris over the weekend.

And, fortunately for the former sex tape star, things went a lot better over the past couple days than they went for her over the previous couple days.

After Kardashian got attacked by some moron France - and then she and Kanye West got booed while sitting in the front row of a fashion event - the reality star decked both herself AND daughter North out in same Givenchy on Sunday.

This is the same designer who made the Kim Kardashian wedding dress and you can see a picture of the matching mother and child on the former's Instagram page:

Kim Kardashian and Nori

When not cradling her infant, meanwhile, Kim was having her own butt cradled by her husband.

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Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian was attacked at a Fashion Week event in Paris.

The Boobs of Kim Kardashian

It turned out the man who attempted to tackle her was Ukrainian comedian Vitalii Sediuk - who has a history of performing bizarre, criminal "pranks" on celebrities.

Most recently, Sediuk punched Brad Pitt at a red carpet event. Prior to that, he crawled under America Ferrera's dress at Cannes. Funny stuff (sarcasm).

So yes, Sediuk should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for his attack on America, but for the most part his shenanigans are idiotic, but harmless.

Even so, Kim and Kanye aren't leaving anything up to chance:

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Today in "Ugh, that sounds like something that would do" news, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took their 14-month-old daughter to the Balenciaga runway show at Paris Fashion Week.

Kim, Kanye and North in Paris

We're not sure to what to make of pics like the one above, but we can only assume little Nori smiled at someone wearing Crocs, or committed some other unforgivable offense, because no kid deserves this.

In a recent interview, Kim said she'll never spank North, but that doesn't mean she's not capable of terrible parenting.

Sure, she's not doling out Adrian Peterson whoopings, but abuse takes many forms, and we can think of few fates worse than being forced to put on matching outfits so you can sit with your family and watch a bunch of skeletal waifs in cartoon clothes work the catwalk.

Seriously, are they trying to set the record for world's most astronomical therapy bill?

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Kim Kardashian's ex Reggie Bush may have extreme views on disciplining his one-year-old daughter, but fortunately no such extreme methods (or "abuse," if you prefer) will be employed when Kim's daughter, North West, gets out of line.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

"Kim and Kanye decided before North was born that there would be no spanking, ever," says a source close to the family. "It's not how they want to raise their daughter."

"As North gets older, and when she acts up, there will be time outs, taking away a favorite toy, but absolutely no physical discipline."

No big surprise there, of course. At just over a year old, North already has a gold toilet and $1 million in jewelry, so we're guessing Kim and 'Ye probably won't turn out to be the harshest disciplinarians.

Still in the wake of the Adrian Peterson child abuse scandal, it's comforting to hear that there are famous parents who don't think a "switch" is the answer to every behavioral issue.

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If you thought Kim and Kanye buying a $20 million mansion was obnoxiously extravagant, you may want to stop reading here.

The latest issue of Star magazine is filled with details about the many astonishing ways in which Mr. and Mrs. West spoilt their only daughter, North, and the whole thing is far more ridiculous than you could ever imagine.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

The info comes from an unnamed source close to the couple who says Kim and Kanye "see Nori as an extension of themselves" and are "addicted to spoiling her."

The insider presumably provided the following details without bursting into laughter or tears. Good for her!

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While Jay Z and Beyonce maintain tight control over Blue Ivy photos and rarely speak about their 2-year-old daughter in interviews, Kim Kardashian is busy making sure that North West is the most overexposed child on the planet.

North made her modeling debut within days of learning to walk (seriously) and photos of the directionally named superstar baby have been known to go for top dollar.

Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

Yes, Kim even made North's first birthday into a media event, so it should come as no surprise that she's willing to talk about every aspect of the little girl's life in interviews...including which parent she seems to prefer.

We probably shouldn't be surprised by this one, but Kim revealed in a recent interview that Norri is the world's youngest Kanye fan:

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It was only a matter of time, wasn't it?

The 13-month old daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West has made her official modeling debut, as little North is featured in the fall issue of the CR Fashion Book.

This is the same publication that featured Kardashian with a grill last year.

North West as a Model

For her shot, North is in black and white and is styled by CR Fashion Book founder and editor-in-chief Carine Roitfeld. She is donning a Chanel brooch and bag and wearing a Lorraine Schwartz diamond studs.

Excuse us while we go vomit for a moment.

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Rob Kardashian may have checked into rehab.

But the reality star is definitely a fan of his one-year old niece.

Rob took to Twitter yesterday and posted a split photo of Nori being held by mother Kim Kardashian, writing "Goodness @KimKardashian she's soooooo pretty!!!! LOVE HERR."

Nori West Photos

Kim acknowledged the message on Twitter and responded: "she loves her uncle Robby!"

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Kanye West believes the struggle of celebrities dealing with the paparazzi is akin to the struggle of African-Americans during the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s.

He made this statement during a deposition this week in regard to a case filed against the rapper by a photographer suing him for assault.

TMZ, meanwhile, has obtained the full transcript from Kanye's exchange with the alleged victim's attorney - and the artist's quotes only get crazier!

Concerned about raising North West in the current press-friendly environment, Kanye asked opposing counsel:

"Is your daughter stalked by like drones? Are there drones flying where she's trying to learn how to swim at age 1?"

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have a reason to celebrate today:

The couple has been married for 73 days, meaning many wagers have been lost by those who didn't think Kimye would last longer than Kumphries, the unofficial nickname given to Kim and Kris Humphries that never caught on for some reason.

So, how did West and Kardashian celebrate this milestone?

By taking child North West to the studio with daddy in honor of Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, an event captured on Instagram by his mom:

North West at Work

We make fun of Kim a lot (because she's a terrible human being), but we can think of no snark to include along with this picture.

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