Nicolas Cage won an Oscar? Really? We think he's an annoying actor who keeps hanging around.

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We talk frequently about celebrity look-alikes who we swear have to be distantly related, but this set of mind blowing photos has us questioning everything.

Somewhere in a bygone era, was there a historical figure who looked JUST like us? Are we all reincarnates of others who walked the Earth ages ago?

The similarities between these 19 celebrities and their long (long) lost doppelgangers are simultaneously hilarious, eye-popping and somehow real.

From U.S. Presidents to war heroes, Popes to works of Renaissance art, and regular folks whose names we'll never know, these look-alikes will astound you.

Who knew Jay Z was a fixture of Harlem in 1939, or that Nicolas Cage fought in the Civil War? Or that Keanu Reeves really travels through time a la Bill & Ted?

Now you do, people. Now you do.

Alec Baldwin and Former President Millard Fillmore
Former U.S. President Millard Fillmore and Alec Baldwin may be from the same bloodline. Or so these photos would have you assume.

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Nicolas Cage is not only a fan of legendary rock band Guns N Roses, he's also a fan of himself.

At least that's the conclusion we can draw based on this mind-blowing photo of Cage hanging with the band backstage while wearing a shirt with his own face on it:

Nicolas Cage and Guns N Roses

Yes, sadly, the Nicolas Cage sex photos from last year turned out to be bogus, but isn't this a million times better?

Cage isn't exactly been the poster boy for mental health, but we've never seen him so fully embody sheer insanity the way he does here.

And it's not just the fact that the Cage Beast owns a t-shirt with his own face on it and actually wears it out in public. Oh no, there's far more to love about this pic:

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What's in a name? As it turns out, maybe everything.

Since Shakespeare first posited the question in Romeo and Juliet, actors have been using fake names to land professional roles. Not only did it allow them some semblance of privacy before the dawn of Wikipedia, but let's face it, some people just aren't born with great names.

Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? Quite a mouthful.

If an actor or musician's entire career is dedicated to being someone else - a character or personality, perhaps - then a good stage name can go a long way to making that career explode.

More celebrities use pseudonyms than you might think. In fact, here are 67 stars who don't use their real names. Which ones did you know before viewing this gallery?

Lorde
Musical sensation Lorde was given the name Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor at birth. We'd probably go with Lorde, too.

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There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Five years? INCONCEIVABLE! 

Britney Spears married Jason Alexander for a whopping 55 hours; Kim Kardashian was married to Kris Humphries for 72 days before they split (their divorce, however, took 581 days to be finalized). 

The price tag on that fairytale happily-ever-three-months-from-now? Around $10 million dollars. (But her wedding to Kanye West? That's coming in at $30 million.)

INSANITY. And they're not alone. Far from it, in fact.

Take a look at the 13 shortest celebrity marriages ...

Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian
A mere 72 days after saying "I do," Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said "I don't anymore." Their divorce took 581 DAYS!

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Man, it must REALLY suck to be rich! All that money and absolutely NO IDEA what to do with it! That's IT! Spend it all in one place, just like your mama said NOT to do!

While this certainly happens to regular people, when it happens to celebrities it's pretty epic. Watching stars who bring in millions and millions per picture have no money at all is sort of weird.

And yet, it happens. Often. Celebs file bankruptcy like some of us change our underwear. Maybe they wouldn't have to file bankruptcy if they bought normal-priced underwear?

Anyway.

Here are 15 stars who went broke (some will surprise you, some won't), because having a lot of money doesn't mean they know how to spend it wisely.

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey.

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An alleged Charlie Sheen sex tape is being shopped around, and its bizarre link to the recent Nic Cage burglary scandal has been unearthed as well.

Also, a man who was supposed to be a key witness in that case is missing.

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It's hard to keep straight, but handyman Ricardo Orozco is currently on trial for allegedly breaking into the home of Christina Fulton, Cage's baby mama.

He is accused of stealing computers and memorabilia, which allegedly includes Nicolas Cage sex photos ... and somehow, a Charlie Sheen video.

A detective testified in court Thursday that one of the items taken was a Charlie Sheen video on one of the stolen computers. Sources say it's a sex tape.

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There are no sex photos of Nicolas Cage and his ex-girlfriend Christina Fulton, the actor says in response to their alleged existence and theft.

It was previously reported that images of the pair engaging in sexual activity had been stolen by handyman Richard Orozco from Fulton's home.

He has been charged with burglary, but the Nicolas Cage sex photos have yet to be recovered. Nor will they be, says Nic. 'Cause there are none.

He says in a statement regarding the alleged, scandalous snaps: "Explicit photos of myself and Ms. Fulton simply do not exist and never have."

The alleged images show Nicolas in private bedroom moments with Christina Fulton, who is the mother of their 22-year-old son Weston Cage.

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Nicolas Cage sex photos are out there somewhere. That's the takeaway of a new report, which indicates the woman he's getting down and dirty with is ...

Christina Fulton, the mother of his adult son Weston Cage.

According to law enforcement, the intimate pictures were stolen by a former handyman, who broke into Fulton's house in April and jacked those items.

In all, four computers and box of wild photos were taken.

Police say that the caper has been solved, but only in part:

The handyman, Ricardo Orozco, was arrested last month and charged with felony burglary. He pleaded not guilty and is being held on $1 MILLION bail.

The photos have yet to be recovered, so there's a chance.

For what, we don't know ... but there's a chance for it.

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You win again, Internet. Let us pause and bow down.

An awesome YouTube user has inserted Nicolas Cage's face into the Nintendo 64 classic The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, and it's as hilarious as it is elaborate.

Cage's face appears on Link's shield. In the form of fairies. On countless, random creatures. This is more entertaining than watching Ghost Rider 2 by a mile.

Behold, The Legend of Cage ...

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Nicolas Cage is back as the titular Ghost Rider in the new trailer for its sequel Spirit of Vengeance. Yes, a sequel has actually been made for Ghost Rider.

Johnny Blaze has fans, alright? Respect the Blaze!

Cage stars as the man who gave up his soul to be the no-holds-barred vigilante. The follow-up to the 2007 flick also features Ciaran Hinds, Idris Elba and Brian Taylor.

Check out the Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance trailer below and see what you think ...