Dennis Rodman

Mel Brooks once said, “Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

We'd like to amend that to read:

In his NBA days, Dennis Rodman was nicknamed "the Worm."

Now we know he didn't earn that moniker because of his vigilant efforts to protect the appendage between his legs.

Donald Trump, we have found your running mate.

While most celebrities (and, let's face it, most warm-blooded humans with an IQ over 12) find the Presidential hopeful to be a pompous bigot, Dennis Rodman is here to throw his support behind the real estate mogul.

Many marriages crumble and wither away with the passage of time.

This is a sad but irrefutable reality for many couples who simply grow apart or develop differences they cannot reconcile, and therefore decide to part ways.

There's a faction among us who might say that people like Michael Sam would ruin the sanctity of marriage should gay marriage be made legal nationwide.

But those people obviously aren't looking at the frequent break-ups taking place in Hollywood. Stars who make it more than a year in a marriage are something of a novelty.

Dennis Rodman has checked into rehab.

The former NBA All-Star, who totally lost his $hit during an interview with CNN this month in concert with his trip to North Korea , has admitted he has a drinking problem.

Dennis Rodman is very sorry... for being a total nut job.

The former rebounding champion FLIPPED OUT during an interview with CNN this week, ranting like a manic when asked about his trip to North Korea and his presence at Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday party yesterday.

Yesterday, during an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo, Dennis Rodman flipped out over questions regarding his latest trip to North Korea.

The ex-basketball star came across like he was cutting a promo for the WWE in defending his visit to Pyongyang for Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday today.

Dennis Rodman went positively ballistic today during an interview with CNN's Chris Cuomo.

While surrounded with several former NBA players, Rodman defended his trips to North Korea as a "great idea for the world."

Dennis Rodman may think he influenced policy a great deal via his trip to North Korea earlier this year and his sit-down with Kim Jong Un.

But GQ begs to disagree.

Dennis Rodman returned from his second trip to North Korea and promptly revealed the name of dicator and friend Kim Jong Un's baby daughter.

Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea. The NBA Hall of Famer is making a second trip to the rogue nation helmed by his "friend for life" Kim Jong Un.

The purpose of The Worm's return is somewhat unclear, but he says he will NOT try to negotiate the release of an American held by Kim's regime since 2012.

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NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is going back to North Korea this summer, in part because President Barack Obama can't do jack about the situation.

At least as far as the eccentric ballplayer's worldview sees it.

Dennis Rodman is returning to Pyongyang this summer.

At a charity gala at the Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami Beach, he told the Miami Herald of his plans to return to North Korea and see BFF Kim Jong Un again.

Somewhere, Kim Jong Un is threatening to nuke Trump Tower.

Dennis Rodman got fired on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice last night, even though Trump was the big story ... Melania Trump, that is. She is very beautiful.

Dennis Rodman's trip to North Korea may have been worth something after all.

In a Tuesday interview with The Sun, the retired NBA star revealed that Kim Jong Un is the father of a baby girl! If true, that is a major state secret.

As the College of Cardinals decides on who will be the next Pope, one layman is determined to meet His Holiness and chart a global course for peace and prosperity.

Fresh off his "basketball diplomacy" trip to North Korea, NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is en route to Vatican City with hopes of meeting the new pontiff.

NBA Hall of Fame member and longtime oddball Dennis Rodman.

North Korean strongman and baby-faced charmer Kim Jong-Un.

Eccentric NBA legend Dennis Rodman is already planning his next trip to North Korea, according to reports, with his sights set on much more than basketball.

The star wants to broker a peace deal between the United States and the (erroneously named) Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Seriously.

Back from a whirlwind trip to North Korea, Dennis Rodman says his "friend for life" Kim Jong Un just wants President Barack Obama to call him.

The former NBA star told ABC's George Stephanopoulos on This Week, "He wants Obama to do one thing: Call him. He said, 'If you can, Dennis.'"