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It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin for the world's worst celebrity father.
In terms of making the argument for Michael, he was in jail for a long time and continues to spout off to the press about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He also talks a lot about God and how the Man Upstairs plays a role in the ridiculous lives of Michael and his family.
Dude also had sex with Dina Lohan. That's gross.
He constantly berates his daughter in public and clearly enjoys the fact that she's so troubled. Otherwise, we'd never have heard of Michael Lohan.
Gossip
Michael Lohan to Release "Everything" on Lindsay (11/6/2009)
Michael Lohan will not keep his yap shut. Whatever it takes to "help," i.e. embarrass the heck out of her.
Hailey Glassman, Michael Lohan Subpoenaed By TLC (11/6/2009)
Today's obligatory Hailey Glassman story finds Jon Gosselin's on-off lover subpoenaed by TLC in its lawsuit against the tool.
Lindsay Lohan Responds to Leaked Phone Recording (11/5/2009)
Lindsay Lohan is using her preferred vehicle of communication - Twitter - to respond to the sad and pathetic phone call recording Michael Lohan leaked yesterday.
Quotes
[to Lindsay, on a voice mail]: I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.




























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