Bio
It's a close race between Michael Lohan and Joe Simpson for the world's worst celebrity father. In terms of making the argument for Michael, he was in jail for a long time and continues to spout off to the press about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He also talks a lot about God and how the Man Upstairs plays a role in the ridiculous lives of Michael and his family.
Dude also has sex with Dina Lohan. That's gross.
Gossip
Michael Lohan Sorry For Samantha Ronson Comments
Lindsay Lohan's dad is apologizing for calling her girlfriend a disgrace to the human race, among other stuff.
Michael Lohan Makes Engagement Official, No One Cares
Michael Lohan is official engaged to Erin Muller. We know how much you must care.
Michael Lohan Compares Daughter to Angelina Jolie
Michael Lohan, naturally, had to comment on his daughter's role in a recent Barack Obama/John McCain flap. Yes, she actually has one.
Quotes
[to Lindsay, on a voice mail]: I absolutely promise you, I will not mention your name in the press, at all, ever again.
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